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Angwidd

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Well I could share some of the invitationmails I got

*** on Apr 02 at 14:02

We could use a strong player like you. Join us !


With respect:
***

Angwidd on Apr 02 at 14:07
You have to do better then that if you want me

*** on Apr 02 at 14:08
Do u want me to dance ?

*** on Apr 02 at 14:08
I`m good at singing too
*** on Apr 02 at 20:55
Hi

I was wondering if you would be interested in joining **, we are a new tribe on this world trying to build a strong community within the tribe so we can push forward and become strong in this world. We have got a mix of experienced players and new players who we will give advice to as they need it.

If you are interested just mail me.

Thanks

***

Angwidd on Apr 02 at 21:01
Well I would like to now what ways off communication you will be relying on.
I will make my decision about which tribe to join tomorrow at 17.00 servertime. I will get back to you if you are my choice or not.

The Lady

*** on Apr 02 at 21:04
ok, u are a real girl or u put female to people dont attack u?? :p

Angwidd on Apr 02 at 21:10
I'm a woman thank you. Don't need to hide behind my gender because I'm capable to defend myself thank you.
*** on Apr 02 at 21:14
How yuuu doen ;)
/me hands Angwidd flowers

bebe why dont you make a use of your pretty face and join my tribe, com'on beautiful you are worth it.

Angwidd on Apr 02 at 21:16
Not convinced yet ;P

*** on Apr 02 at 21:16
ok ok.

/me hands Angwidd two flowers

Angwidd on Apr 02 at 21:19
sorry hun but flowers isn't enough

*** on Apr 02 at 21:20
/me smacks Angwidd on a head with a large club and drags her by her hair into his cave.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Hahaha you have to give the last dude props for that history of the world refrance. But you sure have those guys whipped.
 

Tarion

Guest
Angwidd, I'm sure I've said this before... But you rock!

That's absolutely hilarious.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
hehe, how did you get several thousand TW players this whipped? its scary, poor anfionn.
 

DeletedUser8194

Guest
Well Angwidd, I think I finally have you beat. Read from bottom to top guys and gals:

Classified today at 13:00
Keep your sorrys for yourself

Virus eX Urban today at 12:59
Yah I think so. Sorry. It's been fun though.

Classified today at 12:57
I think thats a no
Is it?

Virus eX Urban today at 12:55
=D We are very interested in your offer, just if you will answer 1 more question of mine. Will you do the following things for us?

All the tribe wants you to do is:
A) Dance like a baboon for us.
B) Cure Aids.
C) Cure Cancer.
D) Solve World Hunger.

If you do all of the above we will merge with your tribe right now!

Classified today at 12:46
Have i ever said that we dont have?

You assume too much my friend :)

Virus eX Urban today at 12:43
Of course they don't, but a tribe ranked Classified must have a good military correct? I mean if you guys don't have a good military, then why should we join?

Classified today at 12:40Lol
Points dont fight troops do!

So are you guys interested or not?

Virus eX Urban today at 12:39
Ahhh my bad my bad! It's just what it sounded like! I did not mean to offend you honestly! It's just how I picked it up, I'm sorry I am very tired right now. I assure I did not mean to twist your words, I wouldn't want to provoke the wrath of the tribe ranked Classified!!!!!!

Classified today at 12:38
And please, do not twist my worlds again

Classified today at 12:36
Well you got it pretty wrong

We seek for active players and not for our meat shields

Lol how did you ever even think of that?
We just want expand and come even bigger
But we really dont need players who will leave the tribe when a war starts

So you got it all wrong :(

Virus eX Urban today at 12:32
Ah of course for the good of the tribe! Hmm yes Classified, I can see you know what your doing here. I mean obviously 2-3 elite players are nowhere near as good as 50 or 60 players you can throw away. I like that logic.

So let me get this right. You want us to join so we can be your meat shields incase of a war? I mean I'm sorry if I picked that up wrong but thats what it sounded like.

Classified today at 12:27
I know that you have elite players
So to we!

And benefits...

You can grow even faster
And you might be elite but you havent many players
At the times of war you need not 2-3 elite players who you can count on, but 50-60 players who are equal to you and would gladly sacrifice their village for the best interests of the tribe.

Virus eX Urban today at 12:22
Hmmm, that sounds all good and dandy and what not. But I mean our tribe has alot of good players in it. I mean besides obviously joining a superior tribe, what benefits do we recieve?

Classified today at 12:19
Well your tribe will be mergeing then in the most fastest growing tribe here :)

And as you know its a Classified and most strongest and acitve players will get to Classified one good day :)

And you guys have a chance to fight with us against our enemies (yours and ours) :D

Together we are strong, divided we are easily destroyed

Virus eX Urban today at 12:17
I dunno, what does BDAS get out of it?

Classified today at 12:11
Hi im back :p
We are The Classified of a tribe ranked as Classified in this game
We would really like to see Blood Angels be a part of our tribe
NB!
All new members have invitation and circular mail rights

Interested in joining our Classified?

Or mergeing your tribe into ours?
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
hehe nice one virus <chuckle>

nice and long though

but all the same i think you beat angwidd hehe

all i have left to say about that letter is

LOL
 

DeletedUser

Guest
*** on Apr 02 at 21:14
How yuuu doen ;)
/me hands Angwidd flowers

bebe why dont you make a use of your pretty face and join my tribe, com'on beautiful you are worth it.

Angwidd on Apr 02 at 21:16
Not convinced yet ;P

*** on Apr 02 at 21:16
ok ok.

/me hands Angwidd two flowers

Angwidd on Apr 02 at 21:19
sorry hun but flowers isn't enough

*** on Apr 02 at 21:20
/me smacks Angwidd on a head with a large club and drags her by her hair into his cave.

Lmao, if they get any stranger than this, I'll start to get worried.
 

DeletedUser8472

Guest
failure

I try to incite anger in my neighbors through pm but it just doesn't work best I got so far is (Bottom Up)

leader of annoying tribe who keeps inviting me
***** today at 01:06
ok
lardingd today at 00:31
how much will you care if I were to scout and possibly farm some of your members?

He corrected himself a few minutes later I was sad.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I try to incite anger in my neighbors through pm but it just doesn't work best I got so far is (Bottom Up)

leader of annoying tribe who keeps inviting me
***** today at 01:06
ok
lardingd today at 00:31
how much will you care if I were to scout and possibly farm some of your members?

He corrected himself a few minutes later I was sad.

that's awesome :) finally some smart diplomats....
 

DeletedUser

Guest
webspace on Apr 05 at 12:12
you attacked me and now I'll make a good defence.
just wanted to tell you so you know theres no point to attack me again.

=========

Guess what? I sent more men down there.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
this occured after i sent an attack to a potnetial farm near me, in the report it said i killed 3 spearmen and his paladin he sent me this message...read from top to bottom. *i spaced it so it is easier to read*

****** today at 10:46
YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED KENNY!

blood-angel today at 11:17
.....are you by any means fat or a jew or called stan?

****** today at 11:29
my mom calls me stan, and it's my friend who is fat! not me!
....what does this have to do with you killing kenny?

blood-angel today at 11:53
uh...nothing..nothing at all..can i get your autograph?

****** today at 12:08
i'm just going to stop talking to you know
--
i never heard from him again...oh what that autograph would have been worth :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser8472

Guest
from earlier post

This is full message with guy in previous post read from bottom to top. Note I have no little brother just making temp peace. Some of this stuff makes me awk but oh well.

golddarkwarrior today at 04:24
it's ok i understand
lardingd today at 02:01
OH GOD NO!!! My little brother got on my comp when I was gone and had this conversation none of this was me, I am so sorry.
lardingd today at 01:26
fine I won't attack your members, but how about we work together to take the other villages on this continent and farm them all!
lardingd today at 01:20
But are you so sure you want point whores? I mean they rip apart a tribe you can't count on them in battle and you end up needing to support them when someone does attack them
golddarkwarrior today at 01:19
yep and all of my member are active every day so if they will me take you out it will be last then 1 hour
lardingd today at 01:18
wow that's amazing!
golddarkwarrior today at 01:17
I can kill you in 1 hour?
lardingd today at 01:15
I've been toying with my simulator and it seems if I am attacked by numerous attacks of 150 axes then I will win with few losses. Isn't that interesting? How quick can you kill me?
golddarkwarrior today at 01:13
you can only attack them if they are not in my tribe ok
lardingd today at 01:12
It will be really a check of ability I scout them if they haven't been playing appropriately and thus fit farming category I am really doing you a favor and getting rid of your trash that would have only ruined your tribe.
golddarkwarrior today at 01:10
no because if you do you will be dead because you are surrounded by all of my allies and all of my familly tribe
lardingd today at 01:09
ah just the ones close to me they don't really matter anyway, please
golddarkwarrior today at 01:08
do attack none of my member <-- I missed the n on my first read through
lardingd today at 01:07
that's a vague answer... So do you mind if I attack a couple people in your tribe or not?
golddarkwarrior today at 01:06
ok
lardingd today at 00:31
how much will you care if I were to scout and possibly farm some of your members?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
lardingd today at 02:01
OH GOD NO!!! My little brother got on my comp when I was gone and had this conversation none of this was me, I am so sorry.

lolz the little sibling excuse, classic :lol:
 

DeletedUser8472

Guest
yah

hmmm, i should probably have kept the other guy anonymous, but he is really annoying he's invited me to his tribe I told him politely no. He invited me again I told I already said no. Right before this conversation he gave me a third short message with another invite....I'd be farming him now but it's 4 hours axes away...
 

DeletedUser

Guest
golddarkwarrior today at 04:24
it's ok i understand
lardingd today at 02:01
OH GOD NO!!! My little brother got on my comp when I was gone and had this conversation none of this was me, I am so sorry.

What kind of idiot would believe that?
 
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