Introducing RK

[DeletedUser]

I'm starting to believe these guys really are cats lol!

 

[Repinski]

They are lol I have to go feed them a few mice every day because they are still to small to hunt for themselves.

 

[DeletedUser3452]

...Mew!

 

[DeletedUser]

Humans are so inferior, they lack the mental capacity to comprehend the benefits of mice?

 

[Repinski]

Well you see mice are so small compared to us that we would have to eat at least 20 to fill us up for 1 meal. Think about it if we ate mice there would be none left for you guys to eat. So in all reality by us not eating mice we are helping you out. :icon_cool:

 

[DeletedUser3452]

But think of the money that could be made through mouse farming! Besides, mice can be (and are) enjoyed as a tasty and healthy snack. Mew!

 

[DeletedUser]

well currently the top dog is pinder? but who's the top pussy?

 

[Repinski]

Lord Hellz :lol:

 

[Repinski]

so do the cats have any war plans?

 

[DeletedUser]

Can I get one of you as a pet?

 

[Repinski]

No they're mine :icon_evil:

 

[DeletedUser]

Are you crazy? there all mine

 

[Repinski]

No!

/steals all the rainbow kitties and hides them from the meanie acorn

 

[DeletedUser]

repinski, share the pussy cats lol

 

[Repinski]

:icon_cry: but I don't wanna.... They can leave if they want. I'm not forcing them to stay I just won't let people steal em :villagers:

 

[DeletedUser]

Wait if i got dogs to steal them, there not people

 

[Repinski]

your still stealing them because the dogs belong to you :icon_wink:

P.S this is probably the thread ive spammed the most in the PnP forums without getting an infraction.

 

[DeletedUser]

Repinski go to a animal shelter and dye some kitties furs

 

[Repinski]

Repinski go to a animal shelter and dye some kitties furs

That would just be cruel and unusual. I would rather have rainbow kitties that were born there colors.

But think of the money that could be made through mouse farming! Besides, mice can be (and are) enjoyed as a tasty and healthy snack. Mew!

Don't you know? Humans can get very sick from raw meat. We are not like you, we can't process the red meat from the mice like you kitties. It's better this way. More food for you. :booty:

 

[DeletedUser]

lol, true mate.
But humans (ironically) get sick from chickens mostly........ I guess we can put that down to morale!