-IPF- Recruitment Application.

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With inspiration from the World 10/21 tribe, MuFFiN, I present to you the Recruitment Application for the Inferno Pillow Fighters:

Enjoy! (And feel free to post your answers)

-IPF- Recruitment Form
1. How long have you been playing?
2. Do you think I am cool? :D
3. What is your favorite type of pillow?
4. Soft or hard pillow?
5. Would I make a cooler blond-haired guy or brown-haired guy?
6. What is better: troops or points? (pssst the answer is points! ;) )
7. Who was the first human being to orbit the Earth?
8. Do you think I am a bit... feminine?
9. Can you cite the legend of the Pillow tree?
10. Can you type the letters of the alphabet backwards?
11. Do you think I’m a spy? O.O
12. Name my favorite color.
13. How long is a fortnight?
14. Geschlossen! Yes, No, Maybe?
15. Coke or pepsi?
16. Ketchup or mustard?
16. Burger King or McDonald's?
17. Are you active on this world?
18. Why do you want to be in –IPF-?
19. What is the most villages you have ever had?
20. Are you an aggressive player, defensive player, or an all around carebear who doesn't believe in troops?
21. What is your favorite holiday?
22. How many pillows could a stuffer stuff if a stuffer could stuff pillows?
23. Wouldn't you rather be in nuked!? :S
24. Cna yuo raed tihs?
25. What does lol, ftw, rofl and roflmao mean?
26. Are you active on the p&p forums?
27. Would you ever have "sexual relations" with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?
28. Do you think I am a good recruiter?
29. Is filling this out really worth maybe getting into –IPF-?
30. Would you send pictures of yourself, doing various deeds, not of any specific nature, but mostly naughty deeds to an –IPF- member to help get an invite? If yes, and you are a male send them to WhaqAttaq.
31. Why are hot women so damn cool?
32. Swimming trunks or speedos?
33. Are you still interested in joining –IPF-?
34. Do you think that the Power Rangers were the shit back in the day?
35. Red ranger was cool, green/white ranger sucked....
36. Will you spell out words properly and not use any of that web slang crap the "cool" kids are using these days?
37. Would you support a tribe mate in need?
38. Are you close to me or any other –IPF- members, if so, who?
39. Are you in the NW? (That is where we are based.)
40. Did you notice a while back there were 2 number 16 questions?
41. When was the first pillow ever made?
42. How does one rate a woman? Looks, Personality, or “Other”?
43. Do pillows sleep during the day or night?
44. Aren't worlds with old world settings better than worlds with nooby new settings like archers and paladins and what not?
45. What did 7 do?
46. Are aliens real? If so would they sleep with pillows?
47. Kittens or puppies?
48. Where is Waldo?
49. Why is Waldo hiding?
50. What do you think of Waldo's fashion sense?
52. What is your favorite type of cheese?
53. How badly do you want to be in this tribe?
54. Do you have a pimp?
55. Why do pillows play a large role in the power of Chuck Norris?
56. Does Chuck Norris have a cousin named Nhuck Corris? If yes could he be Asian?
57. Did you notice that there was no number 51?
58. Would you be willing to send me a small amount of resources, if it would help your chances of getting in the tribe? Keep in mind it would help your chances a lot.
59. What are the cords of the super secret pillow base?
60. Peanut M&M's or regular?
61. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on his ark?
62. What is the best way to clear a village with troops in it?
63. Why is The Ugliest Duckling so damn ugly? :S
64. What is the circumference of a moose?
65. Pillows are both huggable and lovable objects found in the enchanted meadows of magical places. Yes, No, Maybe?
66. On a scale of 1-10 how awesome am I as a recruiter?
67. What came first, the chicken or the pillow?
68. Have you ever had one of McDonalds breakfast burritos?
69. What do you first think of when you hear/see the number 69?
70. You are really determined to get into this tribe aren't you?
71. Are you really that interested in being a disciple of –IPF- or do you just want to be in the tribe for protection or other reasons?
72. Are you familiar with one of the founding pillow forefathers, or more commonly known as, The Pillow Man?
73. Why are millions of people afraid of the Pillow Man?
74. Can one live with pillows alone?
75. Will you send me a birthday present this year when it is my birthday?
76. Will you give me or any other –IPF-‘s any premium points? :D
77. Will you be a spy in our tribe?
78. Favorite small mammal that lives in water. Beaver or rabbit?
79. Would you like to come to a party in my pants?
80. Do Inferno Pillow Fighters party a lot?
81. If you were made an honorary –IPF- member, would you celebrate with cheap alcohol or the expensive stuff?
82. Do you think that the reason k55 smells so bad is because of ~GK~?
83. What is the color blue?
84. What is a baby Pillow called?
85. What is the square root of popeye?
86. Batman or Superman?
87. How many troops do you have this moment in time?
88. What is my name?
89. What is your name?
90. How long did this application take you?
 

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-IPF- Recruitment Form
1. How long have you been playing?
Late 06/early 07
2. Do you think I am cool? :D
No.
 3. What is your favorite type of pillow?
Preference for duck feather. Will make do with anything but synthetic trash.
4. Soft or hard pillow?
Soft-ish, but must be springy.
5. Would I make a cooler blond-haired guy or brown-haired guy?
Either. Must be clean and strokable.
6. What is better: troops or points? (pssst the answer is points! ;) )
Intimidating profile. Possibly including the line 'Any attacks will be responded to with extreme force.'
7. Who was the first human being to orbit the Earth?
Does Kiba's ego from Yu-Gi-Oh count?
8. Do you think I am a bit... feminine?
That's not a bad thing. In moderation.
9. Can you cite the legend of the Pillow tree?
Once there was nothing, and the nothing exploded creating something. Probably pillows.
10. Can you type the letters of the alphabet backwards?
Google can do it for me if I ask nicely.
 11. Do you think I’m a spy? O.O
Nope, you haven't got any stat points in bluff.
12. Name my favorite color.
Matt black (preferably leather)
13. How long is a fortnight?
Time is impossible. Matter is indivisable. 'Nough said.
14. Geschlossen! Yes, No, Maybe?
No! Threads evolve, see Godwin's Law.
15. Coke or pepsi?
Pepsi
16. Ketchup or mustard?
Ketchup has more practical applications.
16. Burger King or McDonald's?
I always let him get the impression it's his decision for the first date.
17. Are you active on this world?
No.
18. Why do you want to be in –IPF-?
I heard you have cute guys.
19. What is the most villages you have ever had?
The price of a barrel of oil on 23 Febuary 2008, plus the number of senators who voted against the 3rd Punic War.
20. Are you an aggressive player, defensive player, or an all around carebear who doesn't believe in troops?
Aggressive. Keeping them guessing adds the magical touch.
21. What is your favorite holiday?
Holidays = Less anime|manga releases = bad.
22. How many pillows could a stuffer stuff if a stuffer could stuff pillows?
Trick question. You didn't specify the size of the feathers.
23. Wouldn't you rather be in nuked!? :S
What would happen the if I woke up in the middle of the night and found my pillow deflated? Stupid question.
24. Cna yuo raed tihs?
No.
25. What does lol, ftw, rofl and roflmao mean?
Meaning is subjective. The coherence theory of truth is the only truth.
26. Are you active on the p&p forums?
Yes.
27. Would you ever have "sexual relations" with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?
The money would't come into it.
28. Do you think I am a good recruiter?
I don't have time to stroke your ego, I have 70 more questions to answer.
29. Is filling this out really worth maybe getting into –IPF-?
Yes, if the rumors about the cute guys are true.
30. Would you send pictures of yourself, doing various deeds, not of any specific nature, but mostly naughty deeds to an –IPF- member to help get an invite? If yes, and you are a male send them to WhaqAttaq.
My webcam has a scratch on the lense, it makes me look like Scarface. No comment.
31. Why are hot women so damn cool?
A more observant question would be: "Why do some women think they are so 'damn' cool?"
32. Swimming trunks or speedos?
Speedos, no question.
33. Are you still interested in joining –IPF-?
See last reply.
34. Do you think that the Power Rangers were the shit back in the day?
Lies. The Power Rangers have always been teh hawt.
35. Red ranger was cool, green/white ranger sucked....
Is this a question? I was always more of a fan of the bad guys. Guess I have a thing for bad boys.
36. Will you spell out words properly and not use any of that web slang crap the "cool" kids are using these days?
I have a tendency to type 'identity' as 'identify.' Does this count?
37. Would you support a tribe mate in need?
In most situations. Neo-pragmatism applies here.
38. Are you close to me or any other –IPF- members, if so, who?
No. I don't play W31.
39. Are you in the NW? (That is where we are based.)
No. I don't play W31.
40. Did you notice a while back there were 2 number 16 questions?
Yes, but it didn't affect my opinion of you.
41. When was the first pillow ever made?
Bishop Ussher thinks it was around 4004BC.
42. How does one rate a woman? Looks, Personality, or “Other”?
'Rate.' Do you keep a chart or something?
43. Do pillows sleep during the day or night?
The whole notion of 'sleep' is an artifical construct.
44. Aren't worlds with old world settings better than worlds with nooby new settings like archers and paladins and what not?
Lies. The paladin has a variety of amusing phallic objects.
45. What did 7 do?
Quit the Borg to join Janeway's crew.
46. Are aliens real? If so would they sleep with pillows?
Do I detect inuendo here?
47. Kittens or puppies?
Kittens
48. Where is Waldo?
Europeans call him 'Wally'.
49. Why is Waldo hiding?
Afraid he'll be persecuted for his lifestyle choices.
50. What do you think of Waldo's fashion sense?
Not particularly flattering. Needs more leather and spandex.
52. What is your favorite type of cheese?
Mild chedder.
53. How badly do you want to be in this tribe?
I just want to get to the bottom of the rumor about the cute guys.
54. Do you have a pimp?
No, are you offering?
55. Why do pillows play a large role in the power of Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris uses pillows to shield chance burglers from his georgeous face.
56. Does Chuck Norris have a cousin named Nhuck Corris? If yes could he be Asian?
I've never come accross the name in my extensive anime watching.
57. Did you notice that there was no number 51?
As before, I don't blame you. The strain of writing all these questions must have been terrible.
58. Would you be willing to send me a small amount of resources, if it would help your chances of getting in the tribe? Keep in mind it would help your chances a lot.
No. I have enough awsomeness outside of having to resort to such bribery.
59. What are the cords of the super secret pillow base?
I found it on google earth. It's just off the coast of Egypt, carved into the underside of the Nile Delta.
60. Peanut M&M's or regular?
I always thought the peanut ones were the regular. Ah well, by your definition, 'regular' then.
61. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on his ark?
Trick question. Clean or unclean animals?
62. What is the best way to clear a village with troops in it?
Trick the player into sending support a long way away. Wait till he is going offline and send a train.
63. Why is The Ugliest Duckling so damn ugly? :S
One cannot pick up the ocean in a spoon, one must throw the spoon into the ocean.
64. What is the circumference of a moose?
My calculator is giving me an 'out of cake' error. Any advice?
65. Pillows are both huggable and lovable objects found in the enchanted meadows of magical places. Yes, No, Maybe?
We don't have a lot of enchanted meadows these days. The existance of all these pillows just goes to show there's a lot they don't tell us.
66. On a scale of 1-10 how awesome am I as a recruiter?
Repeat of question, you must be getting bored.
67. What came first, the chicken or the pillow?
See Bishop Ussher.
68. Have you ever had one of McDonalds breakfast burritos?
No. Even I have standards.
69. What do you first think of when you hear/see the number 69?
Brian Adams. Woo go Canada!
70. You are really determined to get into this tribe aren't you?
Evidently, I've wasted 40 mins and counting.
71. Are you really that interested in being a disciple of –IPF- or do you just want to be in the tribe for protection or other reasons?
For the last time, cute guys.
72. Are you familiar with one of the founding pillow forefathers, or more commonly known as, The Pillow Man?
Wasn't he the one who died of asphyxia?
73. Why are millions of people afraid of the Pillow Man?
Infected with dust mites.
74. Can one live with pillows alone?
No, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of the Pillow Man.
75. Will you send me a birthday present this year when it is my birthday?
As long as you don't mind huggles.
76. Will you give me or any other –IPF-‘s any premium points? :D
No.
77. Will you be a spy in our tribe?
Possibly, depends on the number of cute guys you have to keep me distracted.
78. Favorite small mammal that lives in water. Beaver or rabbit?
I had a rabbit once, his name was Lenin. I was going throw a Marxist phase at the time.
79. Would you like to come to a party in my pants?
Provide me with pics and I'll consider.
80. Do Inferno Pillow Fighters party a lot?
Woo, online parties. My favourite kind.
81. If you were made an honorary –IPF- member, would you celebrate with cheap alcohol or the expensive stuff?
Is this the kind of loner celebration or the kind I have to tell people I'm happy because I got into an online tribe?
82. Do you think that the reason k55 smells so bad is because of ~GK~?
Nope, a REBORN member has a leeky septic tank in his barracks. The smell tends to travel.
83. What is the color blue?
The color intermediate between green and violet. Just don't ask me to definine either of those.
84. What is a baby Pillow called?
Alumina or, if it's a guy, Michael
85. What is the square root of popeye?
Stupid question. The square root of popeye is popeye. He is indivisable.
86. Batman or Superman?
Batman. Again with the thing for bad boys.
87. How many troops do you have this moment in time?
None. Is that a problem?
88. What is my name?
Itachi tancs Darling
89. What is your name?
Acidtongs, but you can call me fluffykins.
90. How long did this application take you?
Just short of an hour.

Done, I demand honorary membership, if not a actual account.
 
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POKE's application on W10 was longer.
And more fun due to all the questions being about POkemon :icon_razz:

And yes this is a pure copy and paste.
 

DeletedUser

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h0llygh0st said:
POKE's application on W10 was longer.
And more fun due to all the questions being about POkemon :icon_razz:

And yes this is a pure copy and paste.
Click to expand...

Wasn't that MuFFiN's application that was on World 10? Allyboo wrote the original one (MuFFiN) but it's been used on other worlds.

Of course it's copy and pasted, but reworded to my liking :)

Wow acidtongs, you're the only player that's bothered to answer those questions. Though you don't play on World 31, you'll be in -IPF- in spirit :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

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lol, this is old...
I wonder if tancs helped with the ones that allyboo posted...I mean they both played W10 together...
 

DeletedUser65993

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acid tongs u still missed #61.... lol doesnt look like ull be getting an invite lol. although ur right it is a trick question..
 

DeletedUser70293

Guest
Answered for fun

1. How long have you been playing?
2min just got on
2. Do you think I am cool? :D
No
3. What is your favorite type of pillow?
Chicken Feathers
4. Soft or hard pillow?
somewhat-hard pillow
5. Would I make a cooler blond-haired guy or brown-haired guy?
grey-haired guy
6. What is better: troops or points? (pssst the answer is points! ;) )
Eatable barracks duh
7. Who was the first human being to orbit the Earth?
YOU!!!
8. Do you think I am a bit... feminine?
Kinda:icon_redface:
9. Can you cite the legend of the Pillow tree?
There once was a pillow tree, then it died. The End
10. Can you type the letters of the alphabet backwards?
Only when Im in a handstand
11. Do you think I’m a spy? O.O
Of Course, your spying for santa
12. Name my favorite color.
Red
13. How long is a fortnight?
Well I've never been in a fort at night so I wouldnt know.
14. Geschlossen! Yes, No, Maybe?
Maybe
15. Coke or pepsi?
Coke
16. Ketchup or mustard?
Ketchup
16. Burger King or McDonald's?
Kentucky Fried Chicken
17. Are you active on this world?
yes
18. Why do you want to be in –IPF-?
I hear the pillows are fluffy
19. What is the most villages you have ever had?
Trick Question, I'm not dead
20. Are you an aggressive player, defensive player, or an all around carebear who doesn't believe in troops?
aggressive
21. What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas
22. How many pillows could a stuffer stuff if a stuffer could stuff pillows?
The same number a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
23. Wouldn't you rather be in nuked!? :S
No, only in the 40's
24. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Can you read this?
25. What does lol, ftw, rofl and roflmao mean?
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
26. Are you active on the p&p forums?
Kinda
27. Would you ever have "sexual relations" with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?
Hell no
28. Do you think I am a good recruiter?
Yes
29. Is filling this out really worth maybe getting into –IPF-?
No, im just bored
30. Would you send pictures of yourself, doing various deeds, not of any specific nature, but mostly naughty deeds to an –IPF- member to help get an invite? If yes, and you are a male send them to WhaqAttaq.
No.
31. Why are hot women so damn cool?
They are hot
32. Swimming trunks or speedos?
dude, it's obviously bed sheets
33. Are you still interested in joining –IPF-?
No just bored
34. Do you think that the Power Rangers were the shit back in the day?
yes
35. Red ranger was cool, green/white ranger sucked....
yes
36. Will you spell out words properly and not use any of that web slang crap the "cool" kids are using these days?
no
37. Would you support a tribe mate in need?
yes
38. Are you close to me or any other –IPF- members, if so, who?
no
39. Are you in the NW? (That is where we are based.)
no
40. Did you notice a while back there were 2 number 16 questions?
Yes, I answered both
41. When was the first pillow ever made?
Whenever IPF decided to make it
42. How does one rate a woman? Looks, Personality, or “Other”?
All of the above
43. Do pillows sleep during the day or night?
Day, they're busy at night
44. Aren't worlds with old world settings better than worlds with nooby new settings like archers and paladins and what not?
Yes
45. What did 7 do?
You.
46. Are aliens real? If so would they sleep with pillows?
Yes they are real, yes they sleep with pillows
47. Kittens or puppies?
Kittens
48. Where is Waldo?
In a book
49. Why is Waldo hiding?
He is shy
50. What do you think of Waldo's fashion sense?
makes perfect sense
52. What is your favorite type of cheese?
Swiss
53. How badly do you want to be in this tribe?
Not very badly
54. Do you have a pimp?
No,
55. Why do pillows play a large role in the power of Chuck Norris?
56. Does Chuck Norris have a cousin named Nhuck Corris? If yes could he be Asian?
Yes and Yes
57. Did you notice that there was no number 51?
Yes
58. Would you be willing to send me a small amount of resources, if it would help your chances of getting in the tribe? Keep in mind it would help your chances a lot.
Here you go. :booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty::booty:
59. What are the cords of the super secret pillow base?
Pillow Butter
60. Peanut M&M's or regular?
Peanut
61. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on his ark?
Trick Question, he didnt take the mosquitoes, they followed him.
62. What is the best way to clear a village with troops in it?
Kindly ask them to leave
63. Why is The Ugliest Duckling so damn ugly? :S
He never had a pillow
64. What is the circumference of a moose?
210210210210210.1 Peanuts
65. Pillows are both huggable and lovable objects found in the enchanted meadows of magical places. Yes, No, Maybe?
Yes
66. On a scale of 1-10 how awesome am I as a recruiter?
22
67. What came first, the chicken or the pillow?
The Pillow
68. Have you ever had one of McDonalds breakfast burritos?
Yes
69. What do you first think of when you hear/see the number 69?
I think of this application
70. You are really determined to get into this tribe aren't you?
No
71. Are you really that interested in being a disciple of –IPF- or do you just want to be in the tribe for protection or other reasons?
No
72. Are you familiar with one of the founding pillow forefathers, or more commonly known as, The Pillow Man?
Yes
73. Why are millions of people afraid of the Pillow Man?
He has control of all Pillows
74. Can one live with pillows alone?
Yes
75. Will you send me a birthday present this year when it is my birthday?
Yes, here is a white horsey.:scout:
76. Will you give me or any other –IPF-‘s any premium points? :D
No
77. Will you be a spy in our tribe?
If it's for Santa.
78. Favorite small mammal that lives in water. Beaver or rabbit?
rabbit
79. Would you like to come to a party in my pants?
No
80. Do Inferno Pillow Fighters party a lot?
Yes
81. If you were made an honorary –IPF- member, would you celebrate with cheap alcohol or the expensive stuff?
Expensive stuff.
82. Do you think that the reason k55 smells so bad is because of ~GK~?
No, because of all the rabbit turds next door.
83. What is the color blue?
Baby Blue
84. What is a baby Pillow called?
A Pillo
85. What is the square root of popeye?
Pop
86. Batman or Superman?
Batman
87. How many troops do you have this moment in time?
:spear::spear::spear::spear::spear::spear::spear::spear::spear::spear::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::axemen::heavycavalry::heavycavalry::heavycavalry::heavycavalry::heavycavalry::heavycavalry::heavycavalry::heavycavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry::lightcavalry:
count
88. What is my name?
Whatever you change it to.
89. What is your name?
Austrian HighLord
90. How long did this application take you?
30min
 
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