Zeddy Le Mange
Guest
Having studied my little village in more detail, I have come to the conclusion that the iron miner man is the laziest and the stupidest person there. i.e. the village idiot.
I mean, how is he even mining? He's just pushing a cart in a hole up a hill (otherwise it wouldn't come back).
And look at the clay man... That's not clay. It looks like the village toilet.
Clearly he drew the short straw.
Furthermore, I object to the shanty town my lumberjack has started building.
It's not district 9 you little axe wielding bumpkin.
So it is clear to see that after studying my town, some sort of system was required to control a) the lazy retarded miners b) the open sewer/clay men and c) the transient lumberjacks. So here's what I've done:
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As you can see, I've done away with a mere Village Headquarters and have installed a fully bonified parliament. This way the poor clay/poo man can have his say. We can also issue an eviction notice to the lumberjack, give him some council housing, get social services in there and sort him out proper.
I've also addressed the issue of the rather poorly trained iron worker. He can go to university and discovery things like a shovel or a pick axe or gravity. We did, however, get a little carried away with the university. There is now a 27 mile (yes, its longer, because its better) particle acceleration ring beneath not just my village, but half the continent.
[spoil]
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So if anyone notice a black hole developing in the nether regions of K74, please accept my apologies - Something went wrong...
I mean, how is he even mining? He's just pushing a cart in a hole up a hill (otherwise it wouldn't come back).
And look at the clay man... That's not clay. It looks like the village toilet.
Clearly he drew the short straw.
Furthermore, I object to the shanty town my lumberjack has started building.
It's not district 9 you little axe wielding bumpkin.
So it is clear to see that after studying my town, some sort of system was required to control a) the lazy retarded miners b) the open sewer/clay men and c) the transient lumberjacks. So here's what I've done:
[spoil]
As you can see, I've done away with a mere Village Headquarters and have installed a fully bonified parliament. This way the poor clay/poo man can have his say. We can also issue an eviction notice to the lumberjack, give him some council housing, get social services in there and sort him out proper.
I've also addressed the issue of the rather poorly trained iron worker. He can go to university and discovery things like a shovel or a pick axe or gravity. We did, however, get a little carried away with the university. There is now a 27 mile (yes, its longer, because its better) particle acceleration ring beneath not just my village, but half the continent.
[spoil]
So if anyone notice a black hole developing in the nether regions of K74, please accept my apologies - Something went wrong...
