junkmonger
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Well friends, it's been a long time since I spammed here. New world, new tribe, new friends. Most of you probably don't know me. Even more probably care less. However, after all these years I see the same silliness. My tribe was recently introduced to XIII and we had an internal discussion on why the chose their name. Here are our top 10 reasons for why XIII Apocalypse:
Junk's Top 10 on why XIII Apocalypse
10) Step on a Crack and Break Yo mama's back was just too long
9) They mispronounced Tai Chi as Tai XIII
8) The aristos confused an internal squabble with something serious
7) One of the members had a serious accident that losing one foot and 2 fingers. Can no longer count to 14 with his pants on.
6) They wanted to arrive before the XIV, XV and XVI Apocalypses
5) Infect was already taken
4) The XIII Acapulco didn't sound very menacing, despite the fact that their members will be vacationing there shortly.
3) XXaven saw his incomings for one day and thought the rapture was coming
2) They had too many dreams of the Whore of Babylon
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And the top reason on why XIII Apocalypse....
They failed the first 12 times.
Junk's Top 10 on why XIII Apocalypse
10) Step on a Crack and Break Yo mama's back was just too long
9) They mispronounced Tai Chi as Tai XIII
8) The aristos confused an internal squabble with something serious
7) One of the members had a serious accident that losing one foot and 2 fingers. Can no longer count to 14 with his pants on.
6) They wanted to arrive before the XIV, XV and XVI Apocalypses
5) Infect was already taken
4) The XIII Acapulco didn't sound very menacing, despite the fact that their members will be vacationing there shortly.
3) XXaven saw his incomings for one day and thought the rapture was coming
2) They had too many dreams of the Whore of Babylon
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And the top reason on why XIII Apocalypse....
They failed the first 12 times.
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