Utterchaos
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[FONT="]JustToners Joke shop is here to please :icon_cool:
And, Yes, I do know there already a joke thread, but this is my one :icon_evil:
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[FONT="]JustToners Joke shop is here to please :icon_cool:
And, Yes, I do know there already a joke thread, but this is my one :icon_evil:
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Utterchaos
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[FONT="]Paddy says to Mick,[/FONT]
[FONT="]“Why do scuba divers roll of the back of the boats into the water?”[/FONT]
[FONT="] Mick says it’s simple, [/FONT]
[FONT="]“Because if they rolled forwards they would still be in the boat!!”[/FONT]
[FONT="]“Why do scuba divers roll of the back of the boats into the water?”[/FONT]
[FONT="] Mick says it’s simple, [/FONT]
[FONT="]“Because if they rolled forwards they would still be in the boat!!”[/FONT]
DeletedUser
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JT is amazing.
Funny joke ain't it
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Funny joke ain't it
.kalkoenvet
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kalkoenvet
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Saudi being interviewed at the USA embassy.
Consul: Your name, please?
Saudi: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Saudi: Six times a week.
Consul: I mean Male or Female.
Saudi: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!!!
Saudi: Yes, Cows and Dogs too.
Consul: Man, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: Horse Style, Doggy Style, any style.
Consul: Oh, dear.
Saudi: Deer? No deer. They run too fast!
THIS ONE IS FOR BWAH
Consul: Your name, please?
Saudi: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Saudi: Six times a week.
Consul: I mean Male or Female.
Saudi: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!!!
Saudi: Yes, Cows and Dogs too.
Consul: Man, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: Horse Style, Doggy Style, any style.
Consul: Oh, dear.
Saudi: Deer? No deer. They run too fast!
THIS ONE IS FOR BWAH
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DeletedUser
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What goes 'Clip clop. Clip clop. Clip clop. Clip clop. BANG!!!?'
'An amish driveby.'
Cwolff's.
'An amish driveby.'
Cwolff's.
DeletedUser48847
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JT is amazing.
Funny joke ain't it
This. :lol:
DeletedUser
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Ahaha, great one!
DeletedUser48847
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DeletedUser15106
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rofl, that did actually make me laugh. Says a lot about my sense of humour, huh?
Utterchaos
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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
DeletedUser5561
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A blind man and his guide dog walks into a market. They start walking down the isles and suddenly the man picks his dog up by the harness. He proceeds to swing the dog over his head in large circles. The casheer sees this and runs over to the man. "Sir," he asks in shock." what are you doing?"
The blind man answers "Just having a look around"
The blind man answers "Just having a look around"
DeletedUser
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Lol, Lol, Lol, Lol, Lol, Made me laugh. :lol:
