I thought I'd help get this thread back on topic a little by posting mine. I have done something similar on another world's externals, and like there, I'll be posting all my answers with a GIF because I'm a sassy individual who don't need no man.
I'm kidding, I would actually really like a man so pls, if you're a male get in touch.
1. Best All Around Player:
I'm going to pick three people for this award. Chris, Cal and TreX. Chris and Cal were easily my greatest rivals starting world 83, and what made it so great was that we were all actually friends. I wish they had stuck around as I miss them. Both are exceptionally great players and I look forward to hopefully playing with them again some day. An honourable mention also has to go to TreX. Easily one of the most skilled individuals I have met on tribal wars. I am ridiculously lucky to have him in my life. He's always willing to help others out on Tribal Wars and I know he'll always be there for me. So not only is he a spectacular player, but he's an amazing guy. That is what sets him above the rest for this award.
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2. Best Attacker:
I personally haven't met much competition on this world so it is difficult to say, no one has properly launched an OP on the Hilary Duff account so I guess I'll choose from accounts I have sat. Nebula (Chris and Cal) were pretty good at attacking, and gave the Cool. account some grief at the beginning of the world. So I would like to award this to them. Good job fellas.
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3. Best Defender:
I have heard a lot about welsh celts and so would like to give this award to them. As far as I know, difficult to take down and always happy to help. Qualities in the tribal wars community that are quickly being obsolete.
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4. Best strategic player:
When I think of strategy in Tribal Wars various things come to mind. Being an all round exceptional player is not exactly necessary to be strategic. Tribal Wars is driven politically, the game can change dramatically depends on who you do or do not know. I'm going to have to say Al Murph/Luxavism for this one. Although he's not top tier, he definitely has an array of other skills and attributes which easily award him this title. You could say Alex is pretty popular...
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5. Best Player that got rimmed:
Orphite. Forever in our hearts. I miss you...
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6. Biggest Barb Taker:
Choose anyone in W2V.
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7. Best Tribe:
YASSS/NAM.
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8. Runner up Tribe:
As much as I hate to admit it, probably Golden. You can't sit there and say that they haven't done well, because they have. Kudos to their leadership and members. Bill and H0lly I love you two, great job. Apart from Dallow and Jon Snow. Screw you both.
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9. The most enjoyable player to piss off:
I don't like pissing anyone off... I'm all about the LOVEEEE BABY. Just kidding, I love pissing off Al Murph just as much as the next TW player. IT'S SO FUN I LIVE FOR IT.
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10. The player you never want to piss off:
TreX. Never annoy him. He's ruthless and can be really mean.

Especially when he leaves for work without saying goodbye...
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11. Best team (group of players):
TEAM GOAT 4EVER.
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12. Funniest Player:
Myself.
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13. Biggest ass hole (or Diva):
No idea.......
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14. Best War:
I don't think the Best War has started yet. End-game is always fun. You never know who is going to quit or how the diplomatic lay of the land will change. Exciting stuff!
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15. Who would you most like to meet?:
Without a shadow of a doubt TreX and Lux. I think we'd have so much fun together. Just imagine the conversations and the laughs!
How they expect it to go down:
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What I'm expecting:
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16. Who's computer would you most like to break?
Steve's.
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17. Most over rated player:
Not entirely sure about this one. I would say the players who are hyped up are genuinely good at this game. I guess, idk.
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18. Most Improved (went from noob to killer):
Gorts33 has improved a lot, but he still has a lot to learn. He'll never be as great as myself of course, but he might get pretty close if he puts in the effort. (Which he is doing so at the moment.) Although he should never play ADC in League...
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19. Most Annoying Player:
Dallow/Jon Snow. They think they're hot shit. Sorry hun, but no.
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20. Luckiest Player:
Luxavism. We tried to internal him but he somehow managed to hold on. He presumes it was down to luck...
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21. Best Alliance:
Freak/Blood 'alliance' back in the day.
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22. Greatest Farmer:
N/A
23. Best mail:
One of the many Angel of Fire sent out. Absolute Gold. Crazy woman didn't have a clue what she was on about half the time.
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24. Most Dramatic:
Yours truly.
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25. Most Paranoid:
Luxavism... you can't blame him though. Never know when you'll be force internalled next.
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26. Most Underhanded:
Sage69
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27. Most loyal:
Majority of the players in NAM for sticking with their tribe. Most of the GOAT members for sticking with their friends. I honestly see the merit in both of these. Round of applause!
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28. Greatest Spy:
tresdevil, absolute babe. Thank you for all your help. But you're no longer needed.
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29. Biggest Stat Padder:
N/A
30. Best Leader:
Luxavism.
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31. Worst Leader:
Sage69 without a doubt.
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