I Buy a barret 50 cal... shoot you in the head. i think build fortifications around the hill to stop any land invaders and i man the walls with my sniper. My hill
I enslave and mutate a family of care bears, i fly over your walls upon my deformed bear steed and they breathe fire upon you melting your skin and the sniper. My Hill.
I get my beloved my little pony and ride into your hill the ponys spread love and jot free your care bears who now fight for me you run away after you shit yourself with fear... my hill