Many days ago a man, Noobs on Ice2.0 approached our slave daddy, Pain. He come to him with sweet talk and many kindness wanting to be friends. Despite having a 5 family tribe hug, he also wanted to become frands with ED!. The mindset of a true hugger. One thing Noobs did not know, is that Pain played him before. Long, long, ago Pain was building a world win and crushing Noob on Ice tribe. Pain was just soldier boy back in those days and tell dumb leader he wants to rim Noobs on Ice for funzies. Dumb leader then decided to recruit Mr. Ice which made Pain very angry and quit very fast. Sad times. In this world, Pain see unfished food and think…I will eat now. Our humble leader houses massive IQ of over 60 point. He also now holds even more nuke than IQ point. He is offensive machine. Slave daddy NEVER run out of nuke. He is ODA whore and he been hearing magic is turtle tribe. Nothing make daddy Pain happier than crush turtle for ODA. He kill more turtle than straws! He kill more turtle than plasic! He kill more turtle than OIL SPILL!! He is master turtle killer. Spoiler *Insert slight sense of panic here* Spoiler Speaking of turtles….Mr Ice’s tribe name on that world was named turtle. How ironic. You cannot hug us. You cannot avoid us. We don’t even have a front with your tribe right now but the thought of waiting any longer to declare is too torturous. I look at the magic tribe and see no players to stop our slave master daddio. You call yourself magic? Only magic trick you can do is trick people into thinking you are elite tribe. You start premade tribe with big family. Quickly ally the Koreans and have a 5-tribe family from early game? Sad. Spoiler You complain Pain is friends with Crunsh tribe when you know you have biggest family ally hug in game? Sad. Spoiler You made many people angry with your diplo. The alliance you have created under master Pain is a result of your hugging. Pain came to this world for funzies. Your hugsies made his madsies. His madsies made him ask crunshies to bring more frands because Pain want war. Spoiler Pain hate huggers. Huggers ruin ODA stats. Nobody take Pain ODA away. ED! is no premade. Pain randomly returned from a break and invited some old friends. From a tribe of 3 we grew to what we are now. A small, robust fighting force ready to topple the master hugger. Hugs < Drugs and Pain stays high as a kite. His multiple personality disorder amplifies his IQ point. 60 IQ point for 5 personality…do the math. 60 x 5 = well over one hundred. Spoiler We are special. We are the slaviest slave boys in the world. Do us all a favor and invite the rest of your family boys to the war. The fighting begins soon. Ready up pony boys. Show us some magic. Spoiler We may not be some “elite” premade…but damn. We sure as hell are SPECIAL. Be our long friend? Or better yet...be our SPECIAL FRIEND.