Matt judges you

mattcurr

Guest
Ill be doing tribe profiles and personal profiles as I feel like it. Feel free to ask to be judged or others you want to see judged Ill start out simple with the first tribe

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First off they have mess with the best die with the rest to start out and it's clearly not ironic. Do they really think that people will be scared away by words on a profile? And by god if I hear or read that phrase one more time my eyes might bleed out why dont they tell the one about tribal hugs verses tribal wars next.

THen not recruiting is always dumb seriously? So if a guy does so hyper magic shit today and gets 10 nobles and is 10,000 points tomorrow you're gonna be like naaa broski i would but got a hiring freeze from management you know how these things are.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Oh oh oh pick me pick me!

(Not the tribe I'm in though, the profile is even worse than that.)
 

mattcurr

Guest
I cant find you Ill just do the next easiest person to make fun of I could find

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I mean near naked woman with white stuff on her plus it's a cartoon. So we got two options.

IM STRAIGHT TRUST ME GUYS SEE I LOOK AT BOOBIES

Or

GUYS I GET LAID LIKE ALL THE TIME THATS WHY I WATCH SO MUCH CARTOONS WITH BOOBIES BECAUSE I LIKE GET LAID THE MOST I GOT LAID LIKE 4 TIMES LAST HALF HOUR WHILE I SNIPED 12 TRAINS CAUSE IM PRO YO.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I was raised Catholic and I'm gay: I've become good at hiding :icon_cool:

(Seriously though, name's Shlomzeh. Being raised Catholic and being gay also means I'm used to judgement!)
 

mattcurr

Guest
I didnt think anyone would actually use their original

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You're gay you're supposed to be trendy the only way you could be less trendy is if you put R2 D2 in the corner of the picture somewhere.
 

Epic Pandas

Guest
Matt, I would ask you to judge me, but you judge me enough as it is
 

DeletedUser65288

Guest
Mess with the best, die like the rest!

This is tribalwars, not tribal hugs matt
 

mattcurr

Guest
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We get it you're vain, there is nothing more over done than ominously threatening images and latin by god, well actually thats about what I expect from you.
 

brattydreams

Guest
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We get it you're vain, there is nothing more over done than ominously threatening images and latin by god, well actually thats about what I expect from you.

Just here trolling not on this world but there is one that is even more over done. The ascii art sword.
 
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