You sir, chat utter balls.In order to stay motivated to continue to hyper-play, be active, AND interested in tribal wars, do any of the following:
4. Sniff oil-based paint. (The same effect does not apply if you use water-based paint).
6. Drink coffee continuously so that you are wired.
7. Troll on the Externals while waiting between timed attacks.
8. Get everyone to dislike you by posting ridiculous things that will probably only make you laugh.
9. Drink, a lot. Wine gets you too drunk, beer will fill up your stomach, but a rum and coke is just right.
10. Listen to high bass, high energy songs. For a list of artists and songs, please let me know.
11. If you are a pony lover, watch excerpts from the pony show and develop knew pony comic strips.
12. If you are part of the anti-pony club, manifest an idea to get rid of the ponies, like creating a new catchy fad that will make YOU the ring leader of the new wave of innovation.
Things not to do:
1. Eat. Eating, especially snack food will make your fingers grimey and slow down your production in tribal wars. The bad players probably eat while they play, so one key to success is DO NOT EAT while playing tribal wars.
2. Do not suck up to other players, because you will be deemed too friendly, and sure enough, people will start asking for more and more. I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about.
I hope this guide helps, and I am here for any further and in-depth motivation talks!
'Things to do'
1) If you follow point 2 and point 9(codeine and alcohol), you're in for a shock. Mixing codeine with alcohol is extremely dangerous and may even lead to death. Don't do it. Also, when you 'take massive amount of codeine' the only buzz you'll feel is the buzz of kidney failure. 800mg is the ld50 point for humans. That means 50% of humans die at the 800mg level of codeine.
3)Never sniff paint. Ever. Wanna get high? Use a proper drug. Solvents are never good to get high. You'll mess yourself up.
4)No idea what you're referring to as dip. It's either a salsa dip or a tobacco product.
5)Coffee will lead to dependence, messed up sleep pattern and you will crash from it. It also tastes vile.
6)Covered drinking already with mixing with others but drinking loads makes me sleepy which is the exact opposite of what you need to be to play tribal wars alert.
7)Being hated it not a 'tip on how to lay tw efficiently' it's just what you've grown to live with.
'Things to NOT do'
1) Eating at tribal wars won;t slow you down if you've already done everything before eating. Eat while at the computer and refresh page with one finger as to not use your fingers you're eating with. Or use a fork.
2)Sucking up to players is great. Saved me loads of times in start game. If you can do it in moderation, it helps enormously.
For some reason, I'm 90% sure you are trolling. I mean, if people followed your points, we'd all be dead of OD, mixing lethal drugs or alcohol abuse. I have no idea why anyone would want 'your tips' or would want 'any tips on motivation'. It's simple really. If you're not motivated, go do all the fun listed with friends. Friends who will hep you out when you're foaming from the mouth because of mixing cocaine, codeine and alcohol together while taking a few hits from a bong. Sort yourself out. Not motivated? Don't play. Simple
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