[15:13:09 | Edited 15:13:19] Tens001: Anyhow on topic, how have a competent spammer such as yourself obtained a word in a wellbeing of Quest?
[15:13:33] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Because I'm awesome.
[15:13:37] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: And DJ knows that
[15:13:46] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Cybersex with lawtonis helps too
[15:13:52] Tens001: Answer the questions accordingly and this interview will not go on longer than needed
[15:13:59 | Edited 15:14:04] Tens001: retarded answers will be met with harsh reality
[15:14:03] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Fine
[15:14:06] Tens001: osht
[15:14:09] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: LOL
[15:14:22] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Oh yeah, join Ego!!!
[15:14:39] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: As "MyMumLikesComa'sApparatus"
[15:15:02] Tens001: Derailing this interview will result in myself travelling up to Wolverhampton and handing your arse back to your mummy at a midnight tolll of Big Ben
[15:15:13] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Ace
[15:15:18] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Come down. I'll throw a party
[15:15:27] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Mop will probably kiss you though D:
[15:15:28] Tens001: Nub, answer the question
[15:15:33] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: I did.
[15:15:40] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: I had cybersex with lawtonis.
[15:15:42] Tens001: The answer was not substantial enough
[15:15:52] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: He saw my tiny penis, and he was so amazed he gave me duke privs
[15:15:54] Tens001: expand on it, details such as the positions etc.
[15:16:12] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Well, it was cybersex, so I had it rammed in the USB port pretty hard
[15:16:29] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: But it was too dry, so I added a bit of lube, and you know, just rode it
[15:16:32] Tens001: Alright the next question, what is your current stance on the war against the so called giant of the West, Juiced?
[15:16:46] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: I like Juiced.
[15:16:50] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: They have nice melons.
[15:16:57] Tens001: What about the war against Juiced?
[15:16:59] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Horrible plums though.
[15:17:10] Tens001: Quest VS Juiced, can you predict the outcome?
[15:17:23] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Yes. It'll be interesting.
[15:17:35] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: I actually did a "Paint the future" map I didn't upload, with my prediction
[15:17:39] Tens001: So you are not confident enough to proclaim that Quest will achieve victory in a long run?
[15:17:48] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Neither Quest or Juiced will
[15:17:54] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Instead, I will noble them all.
[15:18:01] Tens001: How many inactives are there currently present in Quest?
[15:18:03] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: I'll let CharlieFive be my basher though
[15:18:06] Tens001: Low, Medium, High?
[15:18:07] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Over 9000
[15:18:13] Tens001: That answer is not substantial
[15:18:19] Tens001: as there are less people playing W23
[15:18:34] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Quest has 100 players per account
[15:18:43] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: You think I'm your ally thought of that? Uh huh.
[15:18:45] Tens001: Are you mentally retarded or handicapped in any way?
[15:18:51] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Slightly drunk again
[15:19:01] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: IM OUTTA WINE D:
[15:19:16] Tens001: So a leader of quest drinks wine in mid afternoon
[15:19:22] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Yes.
[15:19:24] Tens001: What kind of future do you think is in hold for Quest?
[15:19:27] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Its a stressful job.
[15:19:40] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Um.. Like I said. I'm nobling the entire west of W23
[15:20:01] Tens001: If the members begin deserting the tribe what would be your response?
[15:21:05] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Rawr.
[15:21:19] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: I would report them to Gordon Brown
[15:21:21] Tens001: Is that all that will ensue encase of a mass exodus?
[15:21:37] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: And Gordon Brown would be liek "RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR"
[15:21:42] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: And we'd all become Dinosaurs
[15:21:54] Tens001: Let's be realistic, what are the chances of Quest surviving for longer than two months?
[15:22:07] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: 69.over9000%
[15:22:17] Tens001: Is coma currently acting like an idiot?
[15:22:25] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Probably.
[15:23:00] Tens001: Have you been illegally human trafficking people from all over Asia in order to aquire owners for the accounts within Quest?
[15:23:26] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Nah. I just fly over, lock them in their basements, and drop off pizza once a month
[15:23:59] Tens001: Would you be prepared to see this conversation appear on the forums?
[15:24:19] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: You know I'd harrass you till you did
[15:24:35] Tens001: What are the chances of Coma acting like a retard for the rest of the day?
[15:24:48] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Quite low, I've gotta go to the gym
[15:24:53] Tens001: What is the current forecast in Wolverhampton?
[15:25:06] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: nothing, not sunny, not rainy. Dull
[15:25:25] Tens001: A leader that is not aware of a simple thing such as the weather in real life is an incompetent leader within the TribalWars
[15:25:45] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: I know. I should supply overcoats really
[15:26:00] Tens001: Inability to use the initiative to check the BBC Weather website can also result in a simple inability to check the TWstats
[15:26:11] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: I checked both today
[15:26:21] Tens001: That answer is not substantial
[15:26:40] Coma Faith / CommittedApparatus: Im late for gym D:
[15:27:01] Tens001: I am afraid after having this interview with you I am issuing this verdict:
1)Quest are doomed
1a) Quest are doomed
2) Coma is an alcy
3) Coma is retarded
4)Quest are doomed
