No Robots Will Kill You Anymore. Yes You! :)

Bullmastiff

Guest
Warmest regards and best of wishes R2. You will be missed so please do not be a stranger.
 

ravenj

Guest
Just the way I like it when you get put on the list then you have to go an defend yourself 24/7 an then I can't go take a leak.:lol:
You know.. I always thought r2 was all circuitboard and no peripherals. So when I got the chance, I put myself on his "list".

Holy (insert word that could get me banned from forums)!!!

All I have to say, it that is was worth every capitalized insult and dirty look I got from Phoenix, to experience that and witness a true master at work.

I will miss ya, r2. (but I am glad that niklam is sticking around to keep throwing nukes at me, in your absence. There's more than one master still left on w30, at least)

Oh... and I put something together for you as a going-away present. Will post in a moment.
 

ravenj

Guest


Robot

Deep within a madman's dream
and evil scientist devised a machine:
a killer robot, fast and clever
to wreak havoc on the best World ever…

World 30 was his birthplace
Nukes and nobles made his engine race
Clockwork gears and mechanical parts
He conquered villas, and won our hearts.

His attacks were unending
He didn't mind sending
Seven Hundred attacks
to break the enemy's backs

His targets feared him,
tribe mates revered him,
Stacked villas crumbled in
as his nukes rumbled in.

Relentless, ruthless, driven, methodical,
His tactics were sound, his plans diabolical.
At the sight of his incomings, whole tribes fell to strife
and his victims developed a bad case of "Real Life"

People begged him to stop, or threatened retaliation
but machines show no mercy; have no self-preservation!
So, without emotion, he carved through the map,
sparing only his tribe mates and allies and NAPs.

His circuits ran red, his steam engine boiled
causing carnage and death, he fought and he toiled
With hydraulics and cogwheels and nuclear fission
he followed his programming and fulfilled his mission.

But he was a machine with one purpose: to Fight
and as the world aged, it didn't seem right
to carry that torch while others got passive
feasting on the barbs, internals, & inactive.

He'd made his mark and carved his name
on World 30 and the Tribal Wars game.
It did not compute, to continue this route,
So he gave one last shout, and signed off ….
Robot out.

- ravenj


 

Atraeus

Guest
The world will be at a sore loss without you R2, but the exodus comes to us all in time. I'm proud to have made your list, and will not soon forget the charm and character you brought to my time here. Yours is truly a farewell worth crawling out of the woodworks for. :p

Good luck with you and yours in the real world!

Chris

@ Raven: Love the poem! About sums it up. :icon_smile:
 
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irockurworld

Non-stop Poster
A very bad day w30 will miss you robot you brought plenty of character here u will be missed.Glad to of had a little fun with you whilst you was here.
 

r2d3

Contributing Poster
Robot

Deep within a madman's dream
and evil scientist devised a machine:
a killer robot, fast and clever
to wreak havoc on the best World ever…

World 30 was his birthplace
Nukes and nobles made his engine race
Clockwork gears and mechanical parts
He conquered villas, and won our hearts.

His attacks were unending
He didn't mind sending
Seven Hundred attacks
to break the enemy's backs

His targets feared him,
tribe mates revered him,
Stacked villas crumbled in
as his nukes rumbled in.

Relentless, ruthless, driven, methodical,
His tactics were sound, his plans diabolical.
At the sight of his incomings, whole tribes fell to strife
and his victims developed a bad case of "Real Life"

People begged him to stop, or threatened retaliation
but machines show no mercy; have no self-preservation!
So, without emotion, he carved through the map,
sparing only his tribe mates and allies and NAPs.

His circuits ran red, his steam engine boiled
causing carnage and death, he fought and he toiled
With hydraulics and cogwheels and nuclear fission
he followed his programming and fulfilled his mission.

But he was a machine with one purpose: to Fight
and as the world aged, it didn't seem right
to carry that torch while others got passive
feasting on the barbs, internals, & inactive.

He'd made his mark and carved his name
on World 30 and the Tribal Wars game.
It did not compute, to continue this route,
So he gave one last shout, and signed off ….
Robot out.

- ravenj


I am more than overvalued here, but I will put this in my office. Noone will probably know what that is. Or who wrote it. But I will. And that is what counts at the end of every day.

7 HUNDRED Thanks Raven :)


 

MR.MR

Contributing Poster
Wow. R2 really is giving RAM something to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving. Glad I could make the list ;)
 
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cshipley

Guest
Most things in life that are important are worth the wait and the hard work invested. We know from your efforts on W30 that you are willing to sacrifice and be patient, transfer this to real life and no doubt you will be successful in your chosen field. It's a shame to see you leave but the very best of luck to you R2.
 

r2d3

Contributing Poster
Good luck with you and yours in the real world!

Chris
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the very best of luck to you R2.
chris^2 are wishing me luck! I really must go to a casino ASAP :lol:

Thank you both and all again :icon_smile:

PS:
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I am pretty sure my armies are still landing as I write these few words ... I wish them luck too, but Raven is too damn stacked - see, HE KNOWS I ALMOST ALLWAYS SEND THE REAL DEAL :lol: [/spoil]
 

H.U.L.K

Guest
SFC is banned, but he asked me to post this on his behalf:

"While, and I deeply regret, I lack the capabilities to reminisce about the wars we have had in the past, or the literal genius of Raven to serenade you with song and wine, I do have the capability to put effort into making you a nice map as my final going away present.
It's a shame we never got to have a border :icon_razz:
I marked you in PINK because that color suits you.

I do remember you sometimes liked to view custom maps so I felt it fitting to make the newest one in your honor, and memory.

Take care matey, and I hope you like the map. :icon_cool:

Map in spoiler:
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Farewell;
~ SOLDIER. :icon_wink:"


Needless to say r2, you will be one tough act to follow. :axemen:

BTW, will you join my tribe before you go?

Nov 17
22:01 r2d3 has rejected the invitation.
Nov 16
01:21 r2d3 has been invited by h.u.l.k.
Nov 15
23:02 r2d3 has rejected the invitation.
 
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r2d3

Contributing Poster
SFC your maps allways rock! However, Grey would suit me better right now. There is still some time left :)
 

McMellow

Guest
You will be missed.

r2 you have been there for me many a late night. There isn't a lot to say that I haven't already told you at some point. You are a dear sweet man and my life is richer for having known you. Don't be a stranger!
 

r2d3

Contributing Poster
You are a dear sweet man
Hey! I TRIED alot to being a robot in this game Mel :lol: And NOT SWEET AT ALL! :icon_biggrin: .

(Luis you may publish the picture now :icon_wink: )
 

cececole

Non-stop Poster
OK, robot, your break is over. Hope you enjoyed the short rest.

Stopped the dammed slacking and GET BACK TO WORK with those 700 nukes!!!!!
 

lrizkyr

Still Going Strong
im so mad im not on that list.... even if i already quit:icon_sad:

btw Gl dude, funny times with ya
 

r2d3

Contributing Poster
lul no TW for me, at least for now, not enough time :(
Pretty understandable...

Once you finish off with NASA and they blast you to ... Mars, you can play alot during travel :lol:


Seems as of today, my "enemies" are kinda relaxing ...

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or finding some time for a bar talk ...

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robot over and out :xmas tongue:
 
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