[OFFICIAL] Amazon Jim announces 3.0 Alpha!!!!11

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x Lell XP

Tried it x Lell XP. Was happy with the performance, but it wasn't quite what I was looking for. Gonna test out AJ 3.0 and let you guys know how it runs. Hopefully it's better than the crappy 1.0 model.
 
Get the new Upgrade to Amazon Jim 3.2


Amazing New Enhancements:
- Faster “Leave Tribe in the Sh*t” software
- Smaller Memory of what happened before you Joined TW
- Larger “Random Access Sh*te” allowing you to bore the rest of the world in one sentence
- New Illusion Upgrade, making you think you are feared and revered by all.
- New 10 second reminder to constantly post on the forum, you don’t want more than 2 people replying before you get the chance.

Amazon Jim 3.2.
For those of you without a life……..
 
Tried it x Lell XP. Was happy with the performance, but it wasn't quite what I was looking for. Gonna test out AJ 3.0 and let you guys know how it runs. Hopefully it's better than the crappy 1.0 model.

Any luck yet? Im considering getting V3.2 but... the smaller memory is peculiar
 
Hm. I'm new here and I'm sure that all cool guys (and gals, yeah) have this thingy!

I WANT ONE!


NO, TWO!

Hm. Even three.
 
Well its gonna cost ya, is AJ here? Has he got the prices? Come on, give the poor noobie a virus price
 
That's it.

*Grabs a bottle of Vodka and a shot glass (ice cold, of course)
 
I would like to announce the new version of qwerty, W1 for download. The newest release revolutionizes development of many key systems and their response times while giving dynamic reporting and a security network that makes building and maintaining villages simple

This is the same as the amazon Jim 3.0 update
 
*stays confused* Damn, I dunno what to choose. Does anyone provides a version for a world 5 with a discount, if I buy the one for W1?
 
Oh, shit, guys.

Looks like I have to wait for AmazonJim to buy his vibrator :lol:

Or, maybe better to make my own?
 
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Make your own? How ya gonna manage that?? Oh and and dont say "shit" on the forums you bastard, you might get an infraction :lol:
 
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