slinkiestwizard
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Twas the Week before Christmas Declaration Poem
Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the land
Not a beer stein was empty, not even a can.
The axes were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that [FaceBook Staulkerswould decide to declare.
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The warriors were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of OnFire villages danced in their heads.
And StoryTime in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a short Attack breaks nap.
[spoil]
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When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the Beer cellar to see what was the matter.
Away to the Catapults I flew like a flash,
Tore open the the beer kegs our own special stash.
[spoil]
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The moon on the breast of the new-yellow snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to puke stains below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an army of fighters Bored and carrying more beer .
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With a masterful warriors, so strong and so brave ,
I knew in a moment it must be our Shave
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them insane!
[spoil]
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"Now warriors! , Now fighters !, Now Axmen and and Light Cav!
On, catapults! On, Rams! on, Nobles so many we have!
To the Front of there kingdoms ! we shall tear down there walls!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
[spoil]
[/spoil]
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, that flew from the sky .
So up to the villages the coursers they flew,
With the carts full of axmen, and FaceBook Staulkers[ too.
[spoil]
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And then, in a twinkling, OnFire heard on there roofs
The prancing and pawing of each scouts little hoofs.
As Noobs on Ice drew in his head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney our armies came with a bound.
[spoil]
[/spoil]
They was dressed all in Armour, from there head to there foot,
And there clothes were all tarnished with the fallen s blood and some soot.
A bundle of weapons they had flung at ,OnFire s false declaration
OnFire really looked like a small tribe full of apprehension .
[spoil]
[/spoil]
His eyes-how they Dimmed! his villages soon empty!
His stables were like a wasteland, his head was now heavy!
His droll little mouth was drawn down like a frown,
And the beard of his chin ,made him look like an TheEvilClown
[spoil]
[/spoil]
The stump of a sword he held tight in his hand,
And the shAve armies approached and he knew he was dammed.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That trembled when he cried, like a bowlful of jelly!
[spoil]
[/spoil]
He was angry and frightful, because of his bumbling self ,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A tear in his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know he knew his tribe would be dead .
[spoil]
[/spoil]
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And possibly claiming his Internet access was cooked,
And laying his tribes flag aside then he rose,
And giving a nod, out to the rim he had flown!
shAve sprang to his beer kegs, FaceBook Staulkers to his team gave a whistle,
And then they marched into there new Villages surrounded by thistle.
But I heard Noobs on Ice exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"This is not what i wanted for Christmas but it was a fair fight!"
[spoil]
[/spoil]
To all other tribe that will witness there plight ,
The Trolls ,The unfortunate and those who dont fight .
K 55 we call it our home no rivals will unfortunately will be left alone.
Due to OnFires false declaration we will be calling K54 our new home!
[spoil]
[/spoil]
So yeah its official !
[spoil]
[/spoil]
Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the land
Not a beer stein was empty, not even a can.
The axes were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that [FaceBook Staulkerswould decide to declare.
[spoil]
The warriors were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of OnFire villages danced in their heads.
And StoryTime in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a short Attack breaks nap.
[spoil]
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the Beer cellar to see what was the matter.
Away to the Catapults I flew like a flash,
Tore open the the beer kegs our own special stash.
[spoil]
The moon on the breast of the new-yellow snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to puke stains below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an army of fighters Bored and carrying more beer .
[spoil]
With a masterful warriors, so strong and so brave ,
I knew in a moment it must be our Shave
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them insane!
[spoil]
"Now warriors! , Now fighters !, Now Axmen and and Light Cav!
On, catapults! On, Rams! on, Nobles so many we have!
To the Front of there kingdoms ! we shall tear down there walls!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
[spoil]
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, that flew from the sky .
So up to the villages the coursers they flew,
With the carts full of axmen, and FaceBook Staulkers[ too.
[spoil]
And then, in a twinkling, OnFire heard on there roofs
The prancing and pawing of each scouts little hoofs.
As Noobs on Ice drew in his head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney our armies came with a bound.
[spoil]
They was dressed all in Armour, from there head to there foot,
And there clothes were all tarnished with the fallen s blood and some soot.
A bundle of weapons they had flung at ,OnFire s false declaration
OnFire really looked like a small tribe full of apprehension .
[spoil]
His eyes-how they Dimmed! his villages soon empty!
His stables were like a wasteland, his head was now heavy!
His droll little mouth was drawn down like a frown,
And the beard of his chin ,made him look like an TheEvilClown
[spoil]
The stump of a sword he held tight in his hand,
And the shAve armies approached and he knew he was dammed.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That trembled when he cried, like a bowlful of jelly!
[spoil]
He was angry and frightful, because of his bumbling self ,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A tear in his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know he knew his tribe would be dead .
[spoil]
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And possibly claiming his Internet access was cooked,
And laying his tribes flag aside then he rose,
And giving a nod, out to the rim he had flown!
shAve sprang to his beer kegs, FaceBook Staulkers to his team gave a whistle,
And then they marched into there new Villages surrounded by thistle.
But I heard Noobs on Ice exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"This is not what i wanted for Christmas but it was a fair fight!"
[spoil]
To all other tribe that will witness there plight ,
The Trolls ,The unfortunate and those who dont fight .
K 55 we call it our home no rivals will unfortunately will be left alone.
Due to OnFires false declaration we will be calling K54 our new home!
[spoil]
So yeah its official !
[spoil]
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