Paladin Names - Easter Eggs

[DeletedUser74375]

Paladin Name: Chuck Norris
Unique Item: Why would he even need one?
Special Power: Chuck doesn't do special powers, he just kicks A%#e

 

[DeletedUser]

Name: Pub Landlord
Item: Ale
Special Power: morale is always 100% and troops fight with much more courage

Side Affects include:
- Seeing double villages
- Troops staggering and being ultimately useless
- Waking up with an ugly axeman

 

[DeletedUser51389]

Bruce Lee
Item: The sword of wang
Ability: to kill all troops unless opponent has paladin named chuck norris

Fat Person
Item: The leg of justice
Ability: To make a whole village dissapear off the face of the map

Side Effects:
Takes 200 minutes for every square
Need enough troops to carry the monster

 

[MarkHarrison]

Paladin Name: MarkHarrison
Unique Item: N00b of the year trophy.
Special Power: Downgrades your 0wn village.

OK - I only joined W38 last week.... but a quick use of the forum "search" functionality will show you my W9 history, even if I left long enough ago for TWStats to have dropped it...

And yes, I regularly downgrade my villages - taking the hiding place back to level 0 allows just a few extra axes

 

[DeletedUser]

OK - I only joined W38 last week.... but a quick use of the forum "search" functionality will show you my W9 history, even if I left long enough ago for TWStats to have dropped it...

And yes, I regularly downgrade my villages - taking the hiding place back to level 0 allows just a few extra axes

Meh don't care bout your W9 history.

@hiding place 0 means not being able to instantly re-build your rally point if it's catapulted.

 

[DeletedUser]

My paladins name is "your granny". Immature yes....but when reports come in it always gives me a giggle when it says "your granny attacks so on..."

 

[DeletedUser75073]

Pork Pie

Pork Pie

 

[DeletedUser]

FAMINE I GET ALOT OF WEAPONS for lc and ma

 

[DeletedUser2974]

Paladin name: your mother
Special weapon: MILFness
Special ability: Enemies will always penetrate your defenses. Again and again.

:icon_rolleyes:

 

[DeletedUser]

I named mine Godzilla when I saw this, hoping to get some sort of Lazer breath item or something, but sadly now TW just repeatedly plays Blue Oyster Cult.

I liked it at first, but after the first dozen repeats, well, it got old fast.

 

[DeletedUser110897]

Entered in "Village Idiot"- he recieved a new weapon
-"Idiots Crown"- your ownership of the villages on the map has increased by 400%, and your confidence has been doubled

 

[DeletedUser]

Are any of these real (including the first 3) or is this whole page just one big joke? (I know that a lot of these are jokes, I'm just wondering if any of these actually work.)