Paladin Names - Easter eggs

[DeletedUser]

well lmao this is the funniest thing i have possibly seen in TW (due to the person being serious) and i have seen this on the w38 forums so i stole it =P:

Many people don't realise that version 5.4 of TW introduced a new Easter Egg (ie - undocumented feature.)

If you give your Paladin specific names, then there are unique items that can be found and then equipped along side the standard ones. These have some rather different modifiers.

I've a few friends in the TW office, and these are the ones that they've confirmed exist.

Paladin Name: Michael Jordan
Unique Item: Running Shoes of Gold
Special Power: All foot troops move at double the speed.

Paladin Name: Otis
Unique Item: Lift of misleading capacity
Special Power: This item CLAIMS to increase your Paladin's lifting capacity to that of 24 people. However, in practice, it only has the lifting capacity of 12 people.

Paladin Name: Dr. Who
Unique Item: Tardis
Special Power: Allows "time travel" in that, for a limited period AFTER an attack, the attacker has an "undo" button on the attack report that wil, well, undo the attack and make it as if it didn't happen. (The Paladin has to survive for this to work, but it will undo any other losses.)

Paladin Name: Gordon Brown
Unique Item: Cabinet of Cronies
Special Power: The Paladin becomes unkillable, but ineffective.

 

[rolaids]

Here's one I found by accident:

Paladin Name: Terrel Owens
Unique Item: Outrageous Tongue
Special Power: The Paladin is tripled in effectiveness, but decreases the effectiveness of any supporting troops by 20%.

 

[DeletedUser]

I experimented and found this one:

Paladin Name: Rick Roll
Unique Item: Dance Shoes
Special Power: Your Paladin moves, sings and dances whenever going to the statue as entertainment

YOU HAVE ALL JUST BEEN RICK ROLLED!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

 

[rolaids]

Another one I found:

Paladin Name: Anna Nicole Smith
Unique Item: Aggressive Lawyer
Special Power: When Anna Nicole Smith kills another paladin in an attack, she gets his village.

 

[DeletedUser71940]

Paladin Name:Kim Jong-Il
Unique Itemictatorship Stick
Special Power:If he is escorting the last noble, the loyalty in the newly conquered village will increase at x10 the rate of the world speed, the farm will decrease dramatically.

I just made that one up randomly >_>

 

[DeletedUser]

Yeah, I found one a little while ago:

Paladin Name: George Bush
Unique Item: Epic Fail Speech
Special Power: Sends random mails with random messages inside to any player you ever come in contact with.

 

[DeletedUser]

Paladin Name: William Wallace
Unique Item: Morale Boost Speech
Special Power: When Wallace is sent in support, any enemy that attacks the village Wallace is supporting will attack with 0% morale.

 

[DeletedUser]

Paladin Name: Ron Jeremy
Unique Otem: The Golden Dong of Suffering
Special Power: Doesn't matter if you have enough to do whats needed, your Paladin will always screw you... On tape to be commercially distributed.

 

[DeletedUser71940]

Paladin Name: Metallica
Unique Item: Air Guitar
Special Power: Play the top ten of all time thus inducing fear into the population of your village, decreasing their fighting capacity by half and decreasing the Loyalty by 50.

 

[MarkHarrison]

well lmao this is the funniest thing i have possibly seen in TW (due to the person being serious) and i have seen this on the w38 forums so i stole it =P:

Crikey - I'd not realised that this spoof had jumped worlds.

For me, the funniest thing was that, after I'd posted it, people ACTUALLY STARTED TRYING IT, and reporting back that it didn't seem to work for them - doh!

 

[DeletedUser]

Crikey - I'd not realised that this spoof had jumped worlds.

For me, the funniest thing was that, after I'd posted it, people ACTUALLY STARTED TRYING IT, and reporting back that it didn't seem to work for them - doh!

You should have told them that they must have been spelling it wrong and that all of them have worked for you

that would be epically funny.