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The 20th of January… such an unassuming date. Christmas is over, New Year's resolutions have been made, and broken. Normality is resuming for another year.
Yet throughout history the 20th of January is significant:
1265 - 1st English Parliament ever called into session
1783 - Hostilities cease in Revolutionary War
1840 - Dutch King Willem II crowned
1892 - 1st basketball game played
1942 - Nazi officials hold notorious Wannsee conference in Berlin deciding on "final solution" calling for extermination of Europe's Jews
1944 - RAF drops 2300 ton bombs on Berlin
1953 - 1st US telecast transmitted to Canada-from Buffalo NY
1980 - President Jimmy Carter announces US boycott of Olympics in Moscow
1990 - Black January - crackdown of Azerbaijani pro-independence demonstrations by Soviet army in Baku.
2009 - Barack Obama, inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States of America, becomes the United States' first African-American president
Now on this day, a smaller and more insignificant event is taking place at 12:00pm

Cat boffins have calculated that Inbred (due to the nature of their breeding habits) have no need of several continents' worth of villages - an area the size of Norfolk would more than suffice. We also had a lot of fun last time batting our ball of string at them and are eager to begin again.
Seeing as it’s now 12:00pm and we'll be looking to have our afternoon naps quite soon...Cry havoc and let loose the Cats of war!

Have fun everyone

Note - Pictures of white bread and brown bread added to save arguments*
*If you prefer any other type of bread please use your imagination
No cats were harmed in the production of this declaration