PirateWars: BOOBs and Booty

[DeletedUser121402]

Far in the mists of forgotten waters
Down in the southern corners
A mad crew o' pirates hoisting the colours high
Wasting their days a'plundering and looting
With a never ending thirst fer war!

Nay foe stood long before them
Whenever the cannons sound aloud
Their declaration's met with a parlay!
Desperate fer a kill the pirates yell:
"Curse the pirate code we say!
Curse any parlay!"
The Cap'n nods gatherin' the crew fer a speech:

"Avast! Our Jolly Rogerrr dances in tha Sky!
A'plenty drunken nights spent waiting for this day
To the north west yer booty awaits!
Gold, wine, rum, n' wenches!
Wenches with a third bosom n' nay lightweights!

Ride me hearties! And claim yer booty!
Across the seas beneath a blackened sail!
Ride me hearties and dance in joy!
War has come Ahoy!

Out of the darkness ye will reign
With cannons a'raging and torches aflame
Slaying all shark baits who stand in our way
Sing aloud me pirates bold
Sing our war song n' let the story unfold:

Black Sails at Midnight
Drink up 'till daylight!
A Pirate's ship be quite a sight
Shiver yer timbers run in fright!

We live each day like there's nothing to lose
But a man have needs and that need is booze
~Booze n' booty is all we need!~
They say all the best things in life are free
So give all your beer and your rum to me

We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer

We've sailed over seas for Wenches and Mead
And told great tales of The Huntmaster's deeds
The quest for a drop of the Famous ol' Spiced
Has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bites

We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer

-Shortened version of "Alestorm - Drink"-

The time has come fer this gangbang to end!
A frenzied slaughter on the battlefield

The Drunken Celestial Declares on the Bombastic Order Of Bunnies
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much needed summary-conclusion of the thread fer the lot o' ye scallywags me guess!​

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[Sinful Angel]

That was beautiful.

 

[Zalinor]

I'll toast to that Capn. Good luck to both sides.

Bunnies vs Pirates ey? I think I saw the prequel to that movie.

P.S Including ALESTORM was 10/10

 

[Aliandor1]

So... I read this and thought to myself... Who tf is Booty....

I get it now.

Also, I love the declare. 10/10

 

[TG Smurf]

Good luck boob! Pls no attack back

 

[samuel4699]

Lovely declaration as mentioned above.

Good luck to both sides.

 

[Williamthefirst]

aye aye ma harty! good luk t ya's all say Will

 

[DeletedUser121451]

Will BOOB now bow out of the war against Alpha? Is this the break Alpha has been waiting for? Will Mary Ann and the professor be able to make their coconut telephone? Will IPOD finally get off the island? Watch next time...

 

[Williamthefirst]

Boobs come in pairs matey! So twice the fun we shall have

 

[DeletedUser121402]

Boobs come in pairs matey! So twice the fun we shall have

not always, have seen triplets!!

Will BOOB now bow out of the war against Alpha? Is this the break Alpha has been waiting for? Will Mary Ann and the professor be able to make their coconut telephone? Will IPOD finally get off the island? Watch next time...

aye aye ma harty! good luk t ya's all say Will

BLIMEY! A brother o' the sea?!?!

I'll toast to that Capn. Good luck to both sides.

Bunnies vs Pirates ey? I think I saw the prequel to that movie.

P.S Including ALESTORM was 10/10

how'd I ferget 'bout that!!! woulda also been good material lol!

n' aye! Alestorm be me evarrr lastin love!

That was beautiful.

yer beautiful!

 

[rubberduckyzilla]

Going to be looking forward to anymore declarations from these pirates all world.

Good luck both sides.

 

[Williamthefirst]

I'm a lan lubber for sure ol dude. Lookn to hole some hulls I be!!

 

[TG Smurf]

Will BOOB now bow out of the war against Alpha? Is this the break Alpha has been waiting for? Will Mary Ann and the professor be able to make their coconut telephone? Will IPOD finally get off the island? Watch next time...

I believe all that's included on the next blog

'Sailing the seven fleeze'

 

[DeletedUser95452]

Wut kind of Pirates r these!?
Map shows no Oceans in this World!

 

[Fleezus Clyde]

Nice to see the playing field levelled

Great Declaration Capn

Best of luck to both sides

 

[Schoolboy Q.]

Pirates are a thing of the past, I'm sure in the near future that will be proven. Nonetheless, best of luck to both sides

 

[DeletedUser121402]

Pirates are a thing of the past, I'm sure in the near future that will be proven. Nonetheless, best of luck to both sides

we time travelin YAR!!! Mr. KoBK pp farm