pwnyslaystation
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I had the opportunity to interview one of en45's most promising upcoming players, and thought you all might enjoy the read.
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[/spoil]PwnySlaystation: Hi. So, you wished to be interviewed, yes?
PwnySlaystation: Why, yes. That is why I contacted you, after all.
PwnySlaystation: I'm just curious: why do you want to be interviewed, and why me as the interviewer?
PwnySlaystation: Well, mainly because interviews seem to be the new cool thing to do, and I like being cool. I picked you as my interviewer simply because I could think of nobody better to ask the questions I would like to answer.
PwnySlaystation: I see. Well, with that aside, lets get on to the actual interview. I see you're in Ego!!!, what are your thoughts about the tribe--from an inside perspective?
PwnySlaystation: From what I see, theres a lot of talent, some great players, but too much--brace yourself for this--ego. Everyone seems to be talking crap on the forums getting the tribe into more trouble than some members realize.
PwnySlaystation: Strictly as an outsider, a random forumgoer, I have to say I agree with that assessment. Is there anything you think can be done to remedy this?
PwnySlaystation: I think at this point its almost too late, but as long as the members tone it down a bit and try to play kind, perhaps some face could be saved, and some friends made. Not that we're necessarily in the business of making friends, but it may be a smart move.
PwnySlaystation: I see. With that said, who do you think are Ego!!!'s biggest threats?
PwnySlaystation: I think we only have ourselves to fear. We have the potential to survive anything and everything thrown at us, but some of us may be lacking the determinition and depth of faith to do so. I'm sure that those members will be weeded out in time, however, and replaced with those worthy of staying.
PwnySlaystation: Are there any other tribes you think may be worth watching?
PwnySlaystation: Oh, definitely. Everyone says points don't matter, but its getting around that point in the game where points are a good indicator. Ghosts is a good tribe: not in the traditional "premade and skilled" sense, but in the usual "mass-recruiting never giving up" sense, and are a tribe to watch out for if they aren't taken out. Some more traditional tribes to watch out for are Pay!, Cookie, and r4ki.
PwnySlaystation: And finally, any last words to the members of this forum?
PwnySlaystation: Oh, most definitely: to the Ego!!!-haters, you have my apologies. We're rude, arrogant, egotistical, and in some senses, probably annoying: but we're just trying to have fun. If you can't enjoy a game like this by playfully beating your chest, it loses its value as a game. This is a sincere apology, (which I'm sure you'll understand is rare given our tribe name and behavior) but the only apology you will get. While we don't want you all to hate us as vehemently as many of you do, we aren't in the business of grovelling on our knees and begging. Just know that when we talk smack, its not personal, its for the fun of the game.
PwnySlaystation: Very touching.
PwnySlaystation: Yes, I thought so.
PwnySlaystation: Now that I read through this, I must ask... Is this your attempt at PnP?
PwnySlaystation: Most definitely not. Its just me having fun. If you haven't figured it out yet, everything I do is for fun. I'm a calm, relaxed, fun loving guy, as many other TW players will tell you.
PwnySlaystation: But you're under alias, I don't even know who you are.
PwnySlaystation: His almighty Lastapparatusness, of course.
PwnySlaystation: Oh, aren't you some sort of legend?
PwnySlaystation: Thats a different story for a different time, isn't it? I think this interview is over.
PwnySlaystation: Oh, OK. Very well. Good luck and have fun.
PwnySlaystation: You as well.
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