Plenty of Rhyme for World Twenty Nine

[DeletedUser62494]

Whether they will return or were ever actually there,
will be shown soon enough when the troops disappear.
I am no wizard and all fate is fair,
Looking from the Heavens down to your hell below I may shed a tear.

Stand grand and tall whilst you burn in the pit,
thanks for showing where the honorable will resign.
On Ivory thrones we shall sit,
wondering for you what fun the demons design.

So keep on bringing what you may bring,
send all your troops for we shall stand true.
O War is such a marvelous bloody thing,
always makes for good songs for us to sing.



lol yes not bad at all for lack of sleep

To heaven with you,
To hell with me,
I care not what my fate shall be,

Your hollow claims,
Your chest beating flames,
Have all lost taste with me,

You talk to much,
And do to little,
Stand tall and show us all your metal,

You cry so hard,
You moan so much,
Your poetry is lacking touch,

If hell be where my fate is laid,
Embrace the darkness dreary now,
For soon your rest shall come with all,
And spirits carry out your fall.

Those who always claim the light,
Be from a different feather then right.

 

[DeletedUser]

Slayer my little one I can show you the same,
seems some of your mightiest have been shown more like mice.
Silver tongue hmm I may like the name,
so glad you enjoy letting me verbally put you in vice.

[spoil]Side 1:
Tribes: GRIND!
Side 2:
Players: Bloodfest

Timeframe: Last week

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 6
Side 2: 1
Difference: 5

Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 50,707
Side 2: 9,470
Difference: 41,237

[/spoil]

Fate I'm sure has a special place for you as well,
I'm sure your taste it will somehow sate.
Perhaps by making you read this over and over in hell,
Alas for that time we must wait.

You claim I lack touch and cry and I moan,
talk to much and don't do enough.
Well while you continue to groan,
I see all these inocmings are filled with fluff.

Perhaps with that feather of light you spoke,
you could learn to write with your hand instead of your toes?
All your posts are simply filled up with hot air and smoke,
Hope all those demons can soften the blows

So I'll show you my true "mettle",
by gaining more OD with each landing.
Putting *TLA* troops to my metal,
we shall see who will be left standing.

 

[DeletedUser]

If I could think of only one word
To describe this whole thread
I'd use the word 'epic'
So I've stickied its head

So keep it on topic
Keep it fairly clean
If you don't do as you're told
The mod might get mean :icon_redface:

 

[DeletedUser]

Silenthero
reminds me of Nero
Got to Grind! just in time to watch their towns burn
as there is much for him to learn
Hope BigBert doesn't burn while trying to get out of his parent's abode
as I heard the basement troll was flammable and may explode

 

[DeletedUser62494]

Hollow fate, dark and dreary,
Now it looks like GRIND is weary,
Forward marching ever moving,
TLA keeps on choosing,

Darkened place of mighty battles,
TLA enjoys your prattles,
Hollow words from all of GRIND,
Pity those who fall behind,

 

[DeletedUser]

Just like the great Nero I'm TNT,
play with fire and you'll get an explosion from me.
So keep on trying to come up with a good rhyme,
I'll rip it apart every single time.

A society that separates its warriors from scholars,
will find itself with fearful leaders and ignorant maulers.
Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum little Perv3rt,
prepare well or I'll rub your face in the dirt.

Study hard on strategy and tactics,
up to now you have came across spastic.
Send your troops to visit mine,
I assure all will have a good time.

 

[DeletedUser62494]

No one fears the silentZero,
We all know he aint a hero,

His troops are idle his tongue is sharp,
But his nukes might as well just play the harp,

They sit around and do but nothing,
He just needs another crushing,

And so you see O silly tongue,
Your time is wasted your undone.

 

[DeletedUser]

I enjoy your remarks again Slayer,
at least you will argue unlike most players.
My tongue is sharp like my axe,
been a tad preoccupied relax.

I'll make sure to get right on showing my worth,
and still find time to put as many I can of *TLA* in the earth.
No more claims of surprise from here out,
so when I start taking villages don't want to hear you pout.

 

[DeletedUser]

Lol you kids make me laugh.
You trying to write poetry is like getting beat with a staff.
You have no rhythm and you have no rhyme,
Nor emotion, nor flow, this is all a waste of my time.
Poetry is not for those who have no skill,
So please sit back down,
Let us pros kill.

Don't be ashamed that your words are so fail,
It happens to the best of us, male or female.
Wait, what am I saying? Do I hear my own words?
I'm sorry. I lied. My head is with the birds.
I never fail to compose beauty and originality.
I always win. Maybe it's because of my split personality.

So basically put it's time for you cry.
Run to your mothers, and to your fathers, Fly.
You have no place in this oh so touching thread.
So please take the exit, oh and remember: Watch your head.

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh, Mr HOG, you think you're so fly.
Hoping to make all our poets grow shy.
To kill this whole thread, is that what you wish?
Uhm, I'll have to end this line with the word 'fish'.

Now, where were we?
Ah yes of course.
You were trying to insult the talent of others.
But that's just because
You have your own insecurities
Loads of them too
It shines through, yes it does
With everything that you do.

So please, sir, step down and let us rhyme as we please.
You won't cause the activity on this thread to decease. :icon_cool:

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh, Mr HOG, you think you're so fly.
Hoping to make all our poets grow shy.
To kill this whole thread, is that what you wish?
Uhm, I'll have to end this line with the word 'fish'.

Now, where were we?
Ah yes of course.
You were trying to insult the talent of others.
But that's just because
You have your own insecurities
Loads of them too
It shines through, yes it does
With everything that you do.

So please, sir, step down and let us rhyme as we please.
You won't cause the activity on this thread to decease. :icon_cool:

How i loved this response,
Telling HOG about his ignorance,
And how no matter how much he wishes,
This thread will continue with it's brilliance.

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh dear, oh lawdy,
Am I hearing correctly?
Is this mod trying to say something funny?

Come on, you know better than to diss,
Look to the past, maybe reminisce.

I never lose, I never fall.
I only stand strong, I only stand tall.

Your words I do not fear, for your just another mod.
Your power is null, your imperfections run abroad.
But I will not make evident
What is so easy to show,
It ruins the game.
So let's continue our row.

Frail oh frail, your words make me chuckle.
But let me grab your attention with one sharp knuckle.

The definition of my ambition is quite a rendition.
The transition of my condition is a big superstition.
The fission of your constitution and of this forums mission
Is all part of my grand circumspection.

I can continue on for hours and hours,
Ask anyone who knows me on Skype how endless are my powers.

I troll'd once before, I troll now again,
The past, the present, and the future mission.
I love to have fun, but I must also make clear,
That you cannot stop me,
And this makes me grin from ear to ear.

 

[DeletedUser]

To revive this old thread I guess I shall try,
I'd rather make up a rhyme than to just watch it die.
W29 soon shall be closed for new players to join,
Maybe Mikey will even get his half price coin.

Or maybe it was nobles...doesn't really matter,
Either way Mikey is mad as a hatter.
Still enough villages we will be here for ages,
Just the revolution of another of this worlds stages.

Only two titans left for the final fight,
Only one shall stand the victorious knight.

 

[DeletedUser]

Boredom has kicked in,
This I am able to see,
So I shall write something,
That in no way has to do with me.

The world will close,
We will half half price,
We can do much much more,
Send and entice.

I am sure that made no sense,
But I honestly do not care,
I will continue on, a wall of words,
My own boredom I shall share.

Silent, there is indeed two left,
Back and forth we shall go for time,
One victor will yet be seen,
In our bias, We will always claim our own, mine.

I am fairly certain I need more sleep,
As I am quite sure, this makes little sense,
I shall end in a one liner, as follows,
Grind is our little bitch, as TLA wears the pants.

 

[Zeddy Le Mange]

This world, for all its woes,
is by far the best
as far as Tribalwars goes

I needed an escape,
and a place to hide
Real Life can be desperate

So thank you for the stage
It's quite important
when you're coming of age.

I smile when I look back,
This make believe world
Let me give RL another crack

So here's to W29
My home for a while
Here's to the players
for making me smile
Here's to the forum
for voicing my mind
Here's to the victory...
That belongs to GRIND!

 

[DeletedUser]

This world, for all its woes,
is by far the best
as far as Tribalwars goes

I needed an escape,
and a place to hide
Real Life can be desperate

So thank you for the stage
It's quite important
when you're coming of age.

I smile when I look back,
This make believe world
Let me give RL another crack

So here's to W29
My home for a while
Here's to the players
for making me smile
Here's to the forum
for voicing my mind
Here's to the victory...
That belongs to GRIND!

I'd have to agree,
TW is the place to be.
It takes you to a beautiful place,
Reality you do not have to face.

Tis good your attempting r/l again,
And hopefully it keeps you sane.
Not too much hardship for you,
A pleasant and fun view.

Victory will indeed come,
But only by the number one.
That not being grind at all,
For they are the ones to fall.

 

[Soberknight]

Jen, you know i have always been a big fan
Loved your TW career from day one, in game but especially over here
Since rhyming and poetry is not something that comes easy to me
I used your post as an example to those who may feel free
to post a rhyme in world 50, where rhyming is still nifty

If you have time come and see
and perhaps even try and spread
a few words on tribalwars, booze and too few hours in bed
a few words and instead of being dead there might be life again in this thread!