Plenty of Rhyme for World Twenty Nine

Zeddy Le Mange

Guest
men are like apples,
never fall far from the tree
look at his daddy
and if he's a baddie,
you better come home with me

:icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ok ok

roses are red,
violets are blue
scouts my village
then your screwed
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I log on and send out my troops
Split up into separate groups
To others this may cause alarm
To me they are only a farm

And when my armies come home
Over the fields they roam
They bring back a whole lot of stuff
But sadly it's never enough

So I send the troops out some more
And scouts go out to explore
Far and wide through the land
To see where I want to expand

Then one day, a great one appears
Who rises above of his peers
From wellborn blood he came
So a village he had to claim

I found him a suitable place
Whose people I would soon erase
A home for him, empty, and free
To fill my noble with glee :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Roses are red,
lilies are white,
your village burned down
is my favorite sight.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
i once found a man low on od,
so i sent scouts to see what i could see,
they came back and i secent them in loops,
to make sure he had very low troops,
and wasnt just dodging my attack,
but to my surprise he was suddenly stack,
so i went to my rally to do a simmulator,
the outcome of the battle was in my favor,
so i attacked him
sent him right to the rim
and he sent me a mail
"why me?"

omg that was hard
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The battles were fierce and the battles were hard,
He dodged and he sniped, and countered my hits,
The deck was stacked, but he pulled the wild card,
Luck was in his favor, and that is the pits.

My ODD is high, but I have no troops,
and my enemy calmly regroups.

What lesson did I learn this day?
Always scout before you foray.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I stood on the walls
Of my besieged village
To see my enemy
Who had come to pillage.

They can with hordes of axemen,
Swarms of horsemen, weilding lance and bow.
And with rams and catapults by the dozens,
Closely in tow.

Then their attack started
And this enemy came.
And all the while I thought
They are lame!

But they took down my gates.
Battered down my walls.
And thats when I say him
On his horse sitting tall.

My paladin savior.
His sword shinning bright.
Attacked with his army
My village's blight.

They fought the invaders
All day and night.
And killed every one of them.
There was none left in sight.

The new day woke up
To a battlefeild of red.
But I gathered the remains of my army,
And from there I lead.

Lead on to my enemy.
The battle was gory.
But I conquered his village.
My battle for glory.



Its not great, but still pretty good for 10 minutes of work I would say. :icon_smile:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
this is okay

wow a good thread i see
why it fills me with such glee
Hopefully someone doesn't make it get the ban-hammer
then it would end up in the slammer


and another one

when the noobs come to town
they are always so full
however they soon come down
and its never quite cool
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I can rhyme, I can fly, my only wish in life is for a peice of the pie, in a big condo apartment up in the sky :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
chocolatemoocow,
a name never heard,
by anyone, except a bird,
but the bird got caught,
and at once was shot,
so the mystery remains the same
 

DeletedUser

Guest
this must be a joke,
do you think you are funny
i will noble you all
in the name of bunny
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ckugar said:
this must be a joke,
do you think you are funny
i will noble you all
in the name of bunny
Click to expand...

In the name of a bunny,
well that is quite funny.
First it has to be sunny,
so their noses arn't runny.
And then you have to give me money
so I can buy some honey.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
your rhymes make me cry,
i feel like ill die,
if i read anymore,
you skills are so poor,
while mine are so classic,
they're just so fantastic,
and bunneys dont need money,
we hate honey!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ckugar said:
your rhymes make me cry,
i feel like ill die,
if i read anymore,
you skills are so poor,
while mine are so classic,
they're just so fantastic,
and bunneys dont need money,
we hate honey!
Click to expand...

Not my bunny,
My bunny loves honey.
And carrots and cabbage
He eats them in a manner quite savage.
I have a turtle too
He once ate a shoe
well, actually, only part
but I caught him right after he had start
 

DeletedUser

Guest
why do you try
it seems so pointless
to try to argue
with someone so ruthless
bunnies are cute
bunnies are mean
mess with the bunnies
and youll be nobled indeed
 

DeletedUser

Guest
gene gene, made a machine,
joe joe, made it go,
art art, blew a fart,
which made the machine blow....

its corny, im sorry
but these rhymes,
reminded me of old times
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ckugar said:
why do you try
it seems so pointless
to try to argue
with someone so ruthless
bunnies are cute
bunnies are mean
mess with the bunnies
and youll be nobled indeed
Click to expand...

I fear not the bunnies
For they are quite far
And if they come close,
I'll cover them in tar.
For what bunnies hate most
Is to have stuff stuck in their fir
And it can be quite funny to watch
For trying to clean it, they make a big stir.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
wow this is weird,
so i think ill grow a beard.
i stroked my beard,
and drank a beer.


then i said lol,
that was a close call,
i got hit with a ball,
while on top of my wall.

i know it makes no sense,
but it was tense.
 
Last edited by a moderator:

RemyRose

Guest
Congratsulations for making this epic thread
You really deserve, a lot of Huggles
I rather give them to you, in bed
Otherwise, have thousand huddles.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top