DeletedUser
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I farted once
I farted twice
the third fart was such a delight
after I farts I played some darts
I farted twice
the third fart was such a delight
after I farts I played some darts
DeletedUser
Guest
now come on yall
cant we just have a ball
without any fighting
no itching scratching or biting
cant we just have a ball
without any fighting
no itching scratching or biting
DeletedUser
Guest
i scouted the village, it was empty to my surpise,
so a launched my noble train,
with greed in my eyes,
it was lead by a nuke, only 2 seconds apart,
i thought "this one was mine"
right from the start
the first attack hit,
and to my deligh it was green
then the nobles started digging away,
at his loyalty,
the second and third and forth all the same,
all came back green,
i thought "what a shame"
but then the last attack hit
and to my suprise
it was my downfall,
the begining of my demise,
the attack came back red,
all my troops were left dead
my poor little noble,
no more crown on his head
he dodged my first attacks, just to do this,
and he left me in shock
this was quiet a twist,
10 seconds later i recieved a mail full of laughter,
then evil thought came to mind,
i may get the village after,
so a wait for all my lovely troops to return,
then sent them around,
off to the village and burn,
but now i thought smart,
and new he would dodge,
so i sent my first attack to start,
only 200 axes a noble and my paladin Brave Heart
knowing he would dodge it, i sent it 20 seconds ahead,
followed by my really attack, which would leave the troops dead,
not only that but claiming the village as mine,
for it held a noble to, cant you see the attack time?
as nobles go slow,
i would like to just mount them on a steed,
and noble more villages,
happiness for me indeed,
so as i had thought,
he tried to dodge again,
thinking he would foil my plot,
but as he saw such a small amount of troops
he thought to himself, "great now im screwed"
and yes he was indeed, for i took his village,
with plenty of resources,
to build troops and then pillage
umm.. kinda spaced out on this one, sorry
so a launched my noble train,
with greed in my eyes,
it was lead by a nuke, only 2 seconds apart,
i thought "this one was mine"
right from the start
the first attack hit,
and to my deligh it was green
then the nobles started digging away,
at his loyalty,
the second and third and forth all the same,
all came back green,
i thought "what a shame"
but then the last attack hit
and to my suprise
it was my downfall,
the begining of my demise,
the attack came back red,
all my troops were left dead
my poor little noble,
no more crown on his head
he dodged my first attacks, just to do this,
and he left me in shock
this was quiet a twist,
10 seconds later i recieved a mail full of laughter,
then evil thought came to mind,
i may get the village after,
so a wait for all my lovely troops to return,
then sent them around,
off to the village and burn,
but now i thought smart,
and new he would dodge,
so i sent my first attack to start,
only 200 axes a noble and my paladin Brave Heart
knowing he would dodge it, i sent it 20 seconds ahead,
followed by my really attack, which would leave the troops dead,
not only that but claiming the village as mine,
for it held a noble to, cant you see the attack time?
as nobles go slow,
i would like to just mount them on a steed,
and noble more villages,
happiness for me indeed,
so as i had thought,
he tried to dodge again,
thinking he would foil my plot,
but as he saw such a small amount of troops
he thought to himself, "great now im screwed"
and yes he was indeed, for i took his village,
with plenty of resources,
to build troops and then pillage
umm.. kinda spaced out on this one, sorry
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DeletedUser
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Oh, poem's I - I wrote a poem once:
There once was a man named Benis....
There once was a man named Benis....
DeletedUser
Guest
ckugar that wasnt bad
im sure the dud u nobled felt quite sad
im sure the dud u nobled felt quite sad
DeletedUser
Guest
thanks 
i r a rappa homy jizzle my nizzle :icon_twisted:
see my skillz
i r a rappa homy jizzle my nizzle :icon_twisted:see my skillz
G10NK
Guest
I am from a tribe, we are rather disillusioned,
Wherever we go, we seem to cause confusion.
With a spy on the forum, leaking "information"
You may think our tribe is in the process of deformation.
That is infact false, we are doing rather well,
Check it out, we just got noble!
And to people who say, tdo cant lead...
Well f*** you b**** your wrong :icon_razz:
Wherever we go, we seem to cause confusion.
With a spy on the forum, leaking "information"
You may think our tribe is in the process of deformation.
That is infact false, we are doing rather well,
Check it out, we just got noble!
And to people who say, tdo cant lead...
Well f*** you b**** your wrong :icon_razz:
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DeletedUser
Guest
You see the best thing about us...
...we spread no lies/
We talk amongst ourselfs, and send out the spies//
Reports flood in as our troops deploy out/
We the kinda player that just don't "Funk" about//
Unknown to the world, but yet were running high with our OD/
players like to claim, and act like they know me// (The tribe)
Aword to the wise, we're different to all the others/
I hope this answer's your question, is there any others?//
...we spread no lies/
We talk amongst ourselfs, and send out the spies//
Reports flood in as our troops deploy out/
We the kinda player that just don't "Funk" about//
Unknown to the world, but yet were running high with our OD/
players like to claim, and act like they know me// (The tribe)
Aword to the wise, we're different to all the others/
I hope this answer's your question, is there any others?//
DeletedUser
Guest
Eh yo,
Check my flow,
Cos I come from the tribe attracted to rainbows,
Stay low as I dodge
An incoming attack
And like a ninja hit that attacker in the back.
For shizzle, my nizzle,
I do like my Skittle's
But not M&Ms
And not Eminem
I ain't one a dem;
n00b players on the rim,
I was in the heat a battle before you could count to ten,
And again,
I'm coming back with another verse,
Whilst n00bs around me be leavin in a hearse,
For this they curse
Saying "Who the hells this guy,
who tries so hard to kill us while eating pie?"
Like the time, I found the spy,
And hit that funky brother in the eye
Goodbye.
Check my flow,
Cos I come from the tribe attracted to rainbows,
Stay low as I dodge
An incoming attack
And like a ninja hit that attacker in the back.
For shizzle, my nizzle,
I do like my Skittle's
But not M&Ms
And not Eminem
I ain't one a dem;
n00b players on the rim,
I was in the heat a battle before you could count to ten,
And again,
I'm coming back with another verse,
Whilst n00bs around me be leavin in a hearse,
For this they curse
Saying "Who the hells this guy,
who tries so hard to kill us while eating pie?"
Like the time, I found the spy,
And hit that funky brother in the eye
Goodbye.
hman355
Guest
Roflcopter!!!!!!! ^ Epic rhymez dere homie bredrin doode thingy ma-wahjiggy...
Rizzler
Guest
This is such a nice thread,
Unfortunately I must go to bed :icon_wink:
Unfortunately I must go to bed :icon_wink:
hman355
Guest
Then go to bed,
and rest your head.
Hopefully when you wake your troops wont be dead... XD
and rest your head.
Hopefully when you wake your troops wont be dead... XD
DeletedUser
Guest
i am the best
in the nest
so i am swell
and u smell of a mouldy well
in the nest
so i am swell
and u smell of a mouldy well
G10NK
Guest
:icon_surprised::icon_surprised::icon_surprised:
DeletedUser
Guest
turn this on first http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtDwWmUGL2g
not very good, sorry, didnt finish it, i will try to later
dont be nice, reall war no gimmiks
two noobs go around me outside,
around me outside,
two noobs go around me outside,
around me outside,
guess whos back, back again
bunnies back, ftw
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
i got some villages
that now i dont wanna noble no more
im knee deep in the noob river,
no more noble train to deliver
maybe they should make my tribe the world winner
come here take these troops,
and go slay some noobs
dont tell me their moralen
just bring me back a dragon
nice worken with ya
really its been my pleasure
ive got no resources
but your oda just got better
HEY!!!
Ive played this long enough
now its easy relating
TW to real life
and im still debating
nobling these barbs
its a little degrading
i guess i might as well just go on raiding
never seen a pro play or even someone decent
and all of bunny is to leet for me
now their raising up the point requirment
must be 80 (k)
think im about to see a noble spree
so, go out and learn about how true nobling is
do what your tribe leader forbids and go noble some kids
but get ready
before the wars about to get heavy
bunny leaders sitten back laughing, get 10 more nobles
but this is still the world for me
making troops takes forever, why cant they see
but does TW staff, really need more servers
and we're about to see some new worlds opening
but this is still the world for me
nobles moving so slow you see, and does bunny, really need more od
and we're about to see a noble spree
not very good, sorry, didnt finish it, i will try to later
dont be nice, reall war no gimmiks
two noobs go around me outside,
around me outside,
two noobs go around me outside,
around me outside,
guess whos back, back again
bunnies back, ftw
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
i got some villages
that now i dont wanna noble no more
im knee deep in the noob river,
no more noble train to deliver
maybe they should make my tribe the world winner
come here take these troops,
and go slay some noobs
dont tell me their moralen
just bring me back a dragon
nice worken with ya
really its been my pleasure
ive got no resources
but your oda just got better
HEY!!!
Ive played this long enough
now its easy relating
TW to real life
and im still debating
nobling these barbs
its a little degrading
i guess i might as well just go on raiding
never seen a pro play or even someone decent
and all of bunny is to leet for me
now their raising up the point requirment
must be 80 (k)
think im about to see a noble spree
so, go out and learn about how true nobling is
do what your tribe leader forbids and go noble some kids
but get ready
before the wars about to get heavy
bunny leaders sitten back laughing, get 10 more nobles
but this is still the world for me
making troops takes forever, why cant they see
but does TW staff, really need more servers
and we're about to see some new worlds opening
but this is still the world for me
nobles moving so slow you see, and does bunny, really need more od
and we're about to see a noble spree
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DeletedUser
Guest
YES! [Insert Word Starting With Fu & Ending In Ing ] YES!
I've been trying to think of a rhyme for ages, and i have thought of one so cool that your ears will become the coolest ears in town once you've read it :icon_cool: Your eyes won't believe what they've seen :icon_cool: And your brain, dont even get me started on your brain :icon_cool:
So get ready...Here it is...
OB really loves Tea. OB is not a Flea, but OB is a knee.
It started well with the Tea...but died at the end. The tea is important since it is my pic in game and on the forums...Addition/re-arrangement of the rhyme is welcomed..
I've been trying to think of a rhyme for ages, and i have thought of one so cool that your ears will become the coolest ears in town once you've read it :icon_cool: Your eyes won't believe what they've seen :icon_cool: And your brain, dont even get me started on your brain :icon_cool:
So get ready...Here it is...
OB really loves Tea. OB is not a Flea, but OB is a knee.
It started well with the Tea...but died at the end. The tea is important since it is my pic in game and on the forums...Addition/re-arrangement of the rhyme is welcomed..
DeletedUser
Guest
OB really loves Tea
OB is not a Flea
OB has lots of troops in his Villie
OB feeds them all Tea
??
DeletedUser
Guest
I like! Infact, i like it ALOT!
DeletedUser
Guest
Zeddy Le Mange
Guest
How about this:
If you Drink the tea,
That may belong to OB-manager,
Or call him a flea,
He'll come along and damage yer.
I may be losing my way with these...
If you Drink the tea,
That may belong to OB-manager,
Or call him a flea,
He'll come along and damage yer.
I may be losing my way with these...
