Porkkkkkk, the meat of kings

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PORK, it’s the meat of kings,
It’s made from pig – try it with onion rings.
PORK sure goes with everything, 'coz
It’s made from swine that’s why it sure tastes fine.

Just bring some to the picnic, baby,
You know you wanna stuff it in my hamper;
But please put it in some Tupperware,
‘Coz I don’t wanna be a PORKy chancer!

Let’s talk about PORK,
Converse about meat,
Veggies need wedgies
‘Coz meat can’t be beat!

Ham and bacon – you should taste them;
I know it’s surprising but it's so appetising!



True that.
 

master of the rangers

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Can we first question your obsession with this wonderful meat?
 

master of the rangers

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Well yes, but can you define why Meat cannot be "beat" :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser100646

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I aways thought the existence of Pork was proof that God hates jews and muslims. Why deny the best the world has to offer to people you like?
 

AdamAjf

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:icon_twisted:

There once was a pink, pig named Bill,who climbed up a big, big hill.He climbed to the top not to be pork chop,but his big owner found him still
 
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DeletedUser100646

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It did? Well, if you prefer sexual innuendo to asinine speculation about the speculative attitudes of speculative entities, I suppose it did.
 

DeletedUser

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Veggies need wedgies
‘Coz meat can’t be beat!

To lazy to erase things to quote and to lazy to quote :)

This is true, beef + bacon = MMMMMburger
 
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