Quick read for the lulz

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5/7/1249​




HEAR YE HEAR YE


I. WHEN HUGS TURN INTO TEARS
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OH NO! Our Beloved Family tribe run by Legend Master and Harvey Dent looks like is one the down fall.
One of their old members =Fireblade= describes them as noobs, for the detailed description click the spoiler below.

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=Fireblade= said:
They're noobs
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In the mean time a new tribe has emerged by the name of S.T.D. , mainly because they're pointwhores who were more than just brothers in arms during their time at VIP.
/Jk

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II. NOBLES
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Ah, the dawn of the Nobleman leaving many players frightened.
"Who is next?" one may ask, "Am I going to be nobled next?".
[spoil] "Is tudadar going to noble my barb so I can't farm it now?[/spoil]

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III. MILITIA RANT

[spoil]THE BIGGEST BULL IVE EVER COME ACROSS. WHY ARE VILLAGERS WITH SHOVELS AND PICKAXES SO GOOD AGAINST MY HORSIES THAT ARE MEANT FOR BATTLE. GAHHHHHHHH. :icon_evil:
[spoil] Good ODA though[/spoil][/spoil]


IV. THE TALE OF THE GHOST VILLAGE

[spoil]Once Upon a time, when BP ended, I had good amounts of villages surrounding me. Hit around 15k Loot the very firsst day of the end of BP. NOW THE VILLAGES ARENT THERE ANYMORE AND MY FARM HAS BEEN SHIT. THANK YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG.[/spoil]

V. Riddle
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My life is measured in a couple of hours (or Less!)
I'll always jump infront of a moving train for you
When you get old I can no longer be used

What am I?

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[Spoil] I was never good at these I'm just bored and the forums seem dead. ^^
Didn't have much time to put this together either, was something real quick, hopefully I'll be able to make a decent one in the future[/Spoil]
 
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