Quote of the Day :)

[DeletedUser]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

[DeletedUser]

Submarines are safer than planes. The fact is that there are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the air.

 

[King Matt II]

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

^^

 

[DeletedUser]

If you ever let a chick reverse, you're gunna end up in a hearse

 

[DeletedUser]

[02:10:42] not edwardt19 from teh forums -.-: <3 i be bored
[02:10:49] daria <frailbeauty>: I like your sausage

:3

 

[DeletedUser]

The above was totally misquoted.

 

[DeletedUser]

The above was totally misquoted.

Liez.
Everyone likes his sausage.


And don't delete this just because you're a mod.

 

[DeletedUser]

smile and the world smiles with you, fart and your on your own.

-anon

 

[DeletedUser96141]

my grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

lol

 

[DeletedUser]

Once a whale always a whale

Pretty deep.

 

[DeletedUser]

poor whale

 

[DeletedUser]

There's lies, there's damn lies and then there's statistics.

 

[DeletedUser]

MLPBlue on 09.01. at 20:18
...well if war happens between me and you may the best man/lady win

not man-lady as in im not a transvestite haha

 

[DeletedUser]

Competing at the highest level is the greatest test of one's character.

Really suits Tribal Wars

Also comes from an Aussie

 

[Jakub1992]

What does character have to do with tribalwars? :|

 

[DeletedUser]

What does character have to do with tribalwars? :|

TW = Character + Skills + Activity?

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.

-Dave Barry

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

-Peter Ustinov

 

[DeletedUser]

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

Anon

 

[DeletedUser]

Doing an IKEA: Pretending to be 1337 while dropping ranks faster than a homosexuals zipper at a glory hole.
"Oh what? We're 6th now? We're doing such an IKEA."

Bloo

 

[DeletedUser]

Bloo

hahaha :lol:

 

[electroz]

To endeavour without risk is to win without victory.

- Unknown.
Found it in a book, though