For the love of every taco in the world I still hope so :icon_eek:
Also agree with hyd, somebody in SCIOVA council must find and copy/pasta the old "SCI declarers war on VVV" written Bogelund... think its located in the "trash folder" if that one still exists, daz probably knows :icon_razz:
Here we go
As some of you might know Hydrus practically challenged Gammlen and me (Bogelund) to write a creative war declaration towards VVV. We have now spent the last hours doing this, and this is the current version. There are no problems with altering this, and any comments/suggestions/applause are welcome
Once upon a time in a place far, far away there was a young woman, on her way into the big dangerous world. Petunia was her name, and her eyes were sparkling, her cheeks rose-red, and she was the most beautiful creature to ever set foot on the planet (although she could probably lose some pounds). On a trip into a scary forest for food, she found a small sweet cabin.
She decided to knock on the door, and when it was opened she saw the man she wanted to marry. Onslow was a perfect man, looking strong and protecting in his hole-filled string shirt. From the moment they lay eyes on each other they knew the magic connection between them could not be broken. In a magnificent autumn wedding they were linked in holy matrimony, and they lived happily ever after…
or did they?
The first time of their marriage was fantastic. The communication was top, and whenever a problem occurred they faced it together. It seemed like they were perfect for each other, but later that year everything was about to change...
Petunia had come in a dispute with their neighbor, as they build a large garage that took just about all her outlook from the kitchen window. Making food wasn't fun anymore, and she had to get this garage down somehow. She went to Onslow for support, but busy as he was in front of the TV, he couldn't get her what she wanted. Instead of taking her side against the sexy neighbor, Annie, he meant it was Annie’s right to build whatever she wanted on her own property.
When Petunia a week later snuck out and set fire to the garage,
Onslow decided to rebuild the garage, but this time on his and Petunia's property to make up for Annie's suffering. Now Petunia didn't even have outlook in her living room anymore!
While sulking over this recent change she finally settled with Onslow again, and despite the deep conflict that had erupted between them, it seemed like they would be able to go back to normal.
As time went by and things went back to as close to normal as they could ever get, new problems would arise. Onslow had lately become grumpier, and except for watching TV he never did anything in the house. He couldn't even do the dishes every now and then. Later that year Onslow’s brother, Katrick, got admitted into a mental institution, after going crazy on Petunia and their dinner guest Sam with a spear. Onslow refused to put him in a mental institution and Petunia had to fix all the paperwork herself. Although it didn't take more than a few days, she felt let down by her husband, who once again wasn't there for her.
Now their relationship started getting worse, and like that wasn't enough the sex began to suck as well. On a side note did Onslow’s brother Katrick kill himself with a few of his friends in the middle of this, but nobody mourned over him. Saving the marriage was all that mattered. All Petunia could do about the marriage was to complain and wine, but Onslow was impossible. They could fight for days in row, and this once so happy marriage seemed to be coming to an end. The only thing they could agree on was that a separation and some time apart could be good for them both.
But they never got this done, and Petunia decided to take action and make sure she never had to spend a day more in the same house as Onslow. She moved out and went to court to settle who should own the house and the neighbor’s garage. At "date of the start of the war (dd.mm.yyyy)" Onslow was called into court and the dispute was to be settled once and for all.
Unfortunately for the readers this is were the story is right now, and only time can find an end to this starting trial. It’s a lot that has to be done and decided, and both the writers and the readers should expect this to take months before a final conclusion is made.
Now Let the Trains Start Rolling!
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