WAR SD Declares on the Hooded Clowns!

Kriegselend

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Whats happened
Well you see, SD declared war on Clowns but because Clowns can barely function as a tribe by itself it needed Hoodie to help them. Stuck in a 10:1 ratio there really isn't much of a chance of SD winning. I mean this may come as a surprise to you but you guys have more than 5x the offensive villages than they have total villages. Should I continue to explain it to you or do you think you can figure out the implications of that?
 

vekinator

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Well you see, SD declared war on Clowns but because Clowns can barely function as a tribe by itself it needed Hoodie to help them. Stuck in a 10:1 ratio there really isn't much of a chance of SD winning. I mean this may come as a surprise to you but you guys have more than 5x the offensive villages than they have total villages. Should I continue to explain it to you or do you think you can figure out the implications of that?
We used barely 10% of our OFF power on SD. We just yeeted out some nukes and trains and capped, not like they did anything to defend. Hoodie was not needed but they took free villages, who wouldnt.
SD are more like cluster of barbs with three tribes eating fast to get more ground :D
 

Italicus

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Conquer the most villages in this world.

Best result: on 12.05.2022 (33 villages)

i beg the ´diifer
 
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Not everyone has the time to defend their accounts for 24hrs a day. SD wasn't a premade. None of the players knew each other before this world and most started solo. As much as you may think that's a ridiculous idea it is actually how the game is supposed to be played.
Ultimately it was obvious SD wasn't going to survive fighting 2 tribes significantly bigger than themselves. Same as clowns and roach won't! Can't wait to see you both burn.
 

Sleepy Joe

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From sworn enemies to Besties, yall did a good job screwing everyone up with your genius Diplomacy play Clowns, aka Elias

we might be small, but damn will we be your nightmare :D

Official Declaration

Most clowns aren't trying to be odd.

They want to be fun personified.

The prototypical clown sports fiery red hair, a blood-red bulbous nose and oversized shoes, possibly overcome for size issues elsewhere.

Sadly, these fools & jesters have recently turned dark. Even the most famous clown, Ronald McDonald, is considered downright scary - directly contributing as he does to childhood obesity. Consider a widely reported University of Sheffield survey of 250 children (between the ages of four & 16) found that most of the children disliked, even feared images of clowns, declaring, "very few children like clowns. Clowns like Bozo and Clara-bell are now unfamiliar, coming from a different era.

Now days, they don't look funny; they just look odd. But clowns in this day, in this electronic age, are almost solely children’s entertainment - witness the current W125 activity. There’s a word— albeit one not recognized by the Oxford English Dictionary or any psychology manual— for the excessive fear of clowns: Coulrophobia.

But that word does not apply to the anyone who has actually worked with them, held a TW alliance with them, or has to watch them pile in & out when they carpool. It definitely doesn't apply to the manly members of the World Famous UP! clan.


For them, there is now another word for clowns - a better word. A more suitable word.

The word?

Untrustable.

If truth be told, the word untrustable does not technically exist within the English lexicon. But it should.

The word most closely resembling untrustable is untrustworthy. And that absolutely works for clowns history. Duplicitous works as well. As does Fair Weather and Unprincipled. In a world where greed is all over the map and unity & formal alliances are but a fantasy, the ego driven clowns and their single car have now provided us with an opportunity.

And, we are incredibly grateful for this opportunity to finally address this thin veneer of lies and illusions known as clowns. We declare war.

It is understood that we as a tribe are outnumbered, but there are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't. So, War it is !!

And we end it with a picture Of Elias sitting home chilling on his sofa!


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Looking back at your war declaration I think that’s what happened

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Babin.

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Not everyone has the time to defend their accounts for 24hrs a day. SD wasn't a premade. None of the players knew each other before this world and most started solo. As much as you may think that's a ridiculous idea it is actually how the game is supposed to be played.
Ultimately it was obvious SD wasn't going to survive fighting 2 tribes significantly bigger than themselves. Same as clowns and roach won't! Can't wait to see you both burn.
Sounds like a shit tribe.
 

vekinator

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Not everyone has the time to defend their accounts for 24hrs a day. SD wasn't a premade. None of the players knew each other before this world and most started solo. As much as you may think that's a ridiculous idea it is actually how the game is supposed to be played.
Ultimately it was obvious SD wasn't going to survive fighting 2 tribes significantly bigger than themselves. Same as clowns and roach won't! Can't wait to see you both burn.
U guys didnt defend for 23h a day
 
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