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JawJaw, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Community Manager Position, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, JawJaw. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Innogames ass.
You’re as good as kissing Innogames ass as Lizy was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Morthy though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
[MC waves to the camera]
I am the Community Manager in the world.
I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Allyboo saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m an Allyboo guy. You know who else was an Allyboo guy? Mattcurr. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Matt is I’m going to leave with the Community Manager Position.
I’ve grabbed so many of Innogames brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this server, in that in-game staff room, even in PnP! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy YouTube video on Inno's YouTube Channel. I’m not on the poster of TribalWars. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on TwStats. I’m not on TribalWars. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Jirki is still on the staff next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are buying PP right now. You’re the ones that cry about PP whores and whore PP yourselves. And then at five in the morning you're up farming and you try to build an academy and rush nobles to noble me out because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the CM position on September 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Allyboo's Backyard. Maybe…I’ll go back to the UK Servers.
[Punk looks at the camera and waves]
Hey, Thargoran, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Innogames is going to make money despite himself. JawJaw’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like servy, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after JawJaw is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about JawJaw, alright? We do this whole [anti] bully campaign...
[Microphone cuts off]
I've been silenced!
Agree with most of the comments
And please, consider tribal limit to be 40. With this slow pace, and 30 players, we will have domination in 3 years
JawJaw, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Community Manager Position, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, JawJaw. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Innogames ass.
You’re as good as kissing Innogames ass as Lizy was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Morthy though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
[MC waves to the camera]
I am the Community Manager in the world.
I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Allyboo saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m an Allyboo guy. You know who else was an Allyboo guy? Mattcurr. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Matt is I’m going to leave with the Community Manager Position.
I’ve grabbed so many of Innogames brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this server, in that in-game staff room, even in PnP! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy YouTube video on Inno's YouTube Channel. I’m not on the poster of TribalWars. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on TwStats. I’m not on TribalWars. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Jirki is still on the staff next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are buying PP right now. You’re the ones that cry about PP whores and whore PP yourselves. And then at five in the morning you're up farming and you try to build an academy and rush nobles to noble me out because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the CM position on September 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Allyboo's Backyard. Maybe…I’ll go back to the UK Servers.
[Punk looks at the camera and waves]
Hey, Thargoran, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Innogames is going to make money despite himself. JawJaw’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like servy, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after JawJaw is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about JawJaw, alright? We do this whole [anti] bully campaign...
[Microphone cuts off]
I've been silenced!
This man gets it