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For too long now {HI} has been spreading it's poor diet and 'Happy Meals' throughout the west. Just when you think things may take a turn for the better they detour through the drive through to spread their ideals of obesity and self love to their unsuspecting victims.
"Come and join us", they say. "If we eat each others Happy Meals we can be supersized."
This plan allowed for rapid weight gain but unfortunately it is believed to have created a slower, more lazy, and less healthy work force.
This wouldn't be so bad if it was isolated but it seems to have spread to the children too!!!
"You see Johnny, being Happy is fun! We should all be Happy!"
Although some tried to stop them they continued to spread their propaganda and with each bite things got more and more out of control.
Some decided to speak out!!!
Some others decided to pray...
The smurfs however just dreamed of a day when the Happy Meals could be shared with everyone and no one had to go hungry...
If you haven't guessed it yet, The Infamous Smurfs officially declares war on The Happily Infected.
All jokes aside, we'd like to keep this war fun and well mannered. For Infamy this is not a war of malice or hatred, we just see it as a war of necessity. Goodluck everyone and may God have mercy on your cholesterol..
"Come and join us", they say. "If we eat each others Happy Meals we can be supersized."
This plan allowed for rapid weight gain but unfortunately it is believed to have created a slower, more lazy, and less healthy work force.
This wouldn't be so bad if it was isolated but it seems to have spread to the children too!!!
"You see Johnny, being Happy is fun! We should all be Happy!"
Although some tried to stop them they continued to spread their propaganda and with each bite things got more and more out of control.
Some decided to speak out!!!
Some others decided to pray...
The smurfs however just dreamed of a day when the Happy Meals could be shared with everyone and no one had to go hungry...
If you haven't guessed it yet, The Infamous Smurfs officially declares war on The Happily Infected.
All jokes aside, we'd like to keep this war fun and well mannered. For Infamy this is not a war of malice or hatred, we just see it as a war of necessity. Goodluck everyone and may God have mercy on your cholesterol..
I posted this a bit early but as per agreements the attacks will not commence until March 13th at 00:00 Server Time.
I will now post the 'forever' stats prior to this war. This will be the baseline of exchanges prior to the war declaration that shouldn't be counted in stats down the road.
[SPOIL]Side 1:
Tribes: Infamy
Side 2:
Tribes: {HI}
Timeframe: Forever
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 5
Side 2: 24
Difference: 19
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 45,889
Side 2: 200,351
Difference: 154,462
[/SPOIL]
These stats would represent nothing more than NAP breaches being returned. I guess that means that Infamy either had more NAP breaches or that Happy was better at negotiating to not have to give up their breaches. You decide. :icon_wink:
