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TDD declare that the self proclaimed prophet Jezuz, Lord of Tacos is FALSE.
For several months now myself and a select group of TDD special investigators have been interviewing victims and compiling reports on what can only be described as one of the greatest tragedies and betrayals on world 5 dating as far back as the beginning of 2008.
Many will be left feeling empty if they are not already. Fearing their safety most wish to remain anonymous but here one defiant young woman speaks up:
Jezuz and his Tacos from Hell
Unfortunately Jezuz got a whiff of us before we could complete our work and clamped down on the ´dissention´
The Wallace
They scouted the Wallace for treason,
his villages still stand free.
How can it be treason ´(proclaimed Wallace)´
When tacos are foreign to me.
All i wanted was a BLT.
A sarnies better than a taco anyday.
In light of these findings TDD insist on the following:
The Wallace must not be harmed.
All tacos must arrive at their destination on time.
All tacos must be hot on delivery.
Jezuz must make a public apology on here.
BNL-ET within the week must shorten its name for a period of 24 hours to BLT. Showing that a good bacon, lettuce and tomato sarnie by Wallace is better than a taco anyday.
Failure to meet these minimum requirements will result in harsh santions on all taco exports.
The question remains, is Jezuz from hell like his tacos?
TDD news Chingis Khan reporting.
For several months now myself and a select group of TDD special investigators have been interviewing victims and compiling reports on what can only be described as one of the greatest tragedies and betrayals on world 5 dating as far back as the beginning of 2008.
Many will be left feeling empty if they are not already. Fearing their safety most wish to remain anonymous but here one defiant young woman speaks up:
Jezuz and his Tacos from Hell
Unfortunately Jezuz got a whiff of us before we could complete our work and clamped down on the ´dissention´
The Wallace
They scouted the Wallace for treason,
his villages still stand free.
How can it be treason ´(proclaimed Wallace)´
When tacos are foreign to me.
All i wanted was a BLT.
A sarnies better than a taco anyday.
In light of these findings TDD insist on the following:
The Wallace must not be harmed.
All tacos must arrive at their destination on time.
All tacos must be hot on delivery.
Jezuz must make a public apology on here.
BNL-ET within the week must shorten its name for a period of 24 hours to BLT. Showing that a good bacon, lettuce and tomato sarnie by Wallace is better than a taco anyday.
Failure to meet these minimum requirements will result in harsh santions on all taco exports.
The question remains, is Jezuz from hell like his tacos?
TDD news Chingis Khan reporting.