The best Rednecks jokes - feel free to post your own.

DeletedUser

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You know you are a redneck when:

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.

The centerpiece on your dining room table
is an original signed work
by a famous taxidermist.


You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

You've got more than
one brother named 'Darryl'.
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DeletedUser

Guest
When a tornado touches down you drive your own home away.

When your house has more wheels than your car.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You might be a redneck if...

;You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

;Your home has more miles on it than your car.

;You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

;You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

;Your family tree does not fork.

;There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
i can't resist you might be a redneck if...

your jack 'o' lantern has more teeth than your wife does

if a tow truck is the one to evict you from your home

if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 100mph

when even your dentures don't have all the teeth

if you call a bud light an advil

ok, so what do you call a redneck orgy? a family reunion

ok, ok. But you guys do know what happens to people after they make fun of rednecks? No one knows because its too hard to find a body on 350 acres lol
 

DeletedUser

Guest
If you have ever financed a tattoo....you might be a Redneck!

I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!
 
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