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Another edition of The Daily Gossip brings you up to date news!!!
Due to a massive increase in subscribers The Daily Gossip is running this special edition to ensure that all the new clients have a idea of what the The Daily Gossip offers its readers
Content in this edition
* Movers and groovers on the world 2 party scene
* How to avoid the lure of "Barbie" and her gold digging mates
* Road test of the newest and latest axes on the market
* Best practice of body disposal
* Latest Armour fashions
* Saddle chaffing - best remedies
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RAT INFECTION REPORTED IN THE NORTHERN TERRITORIES
We have heard from our northern correspondent that Rats have been seen scurrying around the Northern K's!!!
Reliable information has reached us that there is a village full of rats in the K2 area. Please ensure all cookies within your villages are secured as the rats are actively looking for these tasty treats.
The last words from our correspondent as he fell off his sweat covered horse - with evidence of knawing on the saddle - where "They are ever where...god help us"
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Recent events (sponsored by The crystal Ball Company)
Aten's new summer colours
It looks like Aten are now turning their togga's and body Armour from their dull gray winter look to dazzling bright red for this summer.
SPQR were very critical of this new colour and stated publicly that blue WAS the colour for this years macho tribe, some thing that Aten took great exception to. Some say that a cat fight broke out at one of the fashion shows - but this needs to be confirmed
REB still the Cinderella tribe
Its looking pretty bad for REB during the last high street sales season as they again try and follow the trend setting Aten. having traveled to a lot of sales events they appear to arrive just to late to secure the best bargains and walked away with last season's end of lines. Most social commentators suggest they try to set their own trends in stead of slavishly trying to follow Aten, as during the whole of last year REB chose not to follow the Grey and ended up spending a lot of their time/resources trying to obtain new stock from else where - but failed
* Saddle chaffing - best remedies(sponsored article by The Lubi Loo Company)
After a hard day in the saddle do you get that real itchy itchy feeling. Most people are to shy to talk about it but we all know it happens. A good rub of soothing Lubi Loo cream (the number One lubricant seller on World 2) will certainly ease that itchy itchy feeling for sure.
*Please note as a responsible company Lubi loo recommends that you see a doctor if the you do not get relief within 2 days of application and you have had "social interaction" at the tavern at least one day before you applied Lubi Loo
More news updates and riveting articles to follow shortly...........
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Aten knocked off top of premier league
The news wire are alive that the world 2 dominant tribe Aten have lost the title as number one tribe!!!
It appears the the transfer market over the last few weeks has seen some frantic player moves amongst the supposedly "rebel" tribes who the rest of the world are against being in the league. An amalgamation of the rebel tribes has seen Aten knocked off the top spot that it has dominated for so long.
It is not yet known how this will effect the political stance of other tribes or if the power shift will impact on individual villages across the world
Aten have declined to comment on this turn of events
Our chief political correspondent comments
"This was a total bolt from the blue and could have grave implications world wide. My detailed analysis of this leads me to believe that the will be a world shortage of cookies and it would be wise to ensure that you secure any cookies as fast as possible as there could be a run on the market!"
More news up dates soon
Then it all became clear
