The ERA of ZE Trout!

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Once upon time there was Evil Sith named BaronCunedda(sounds like darth vader syllabically). Baron was an old man(older than olderman72), obesed with fish in particular trouts, power and of course naked photos of woman; way out of his league. Eventually the lack of all three substances caused him to become mad and power hungry, sexual predator; forcing KING NWG into exile. Therefore, baron took command of the feeble kingdom of Tarot and attempted to bring wealth and substance back into its society. However, Baron was incapable of doing this with his addiction to his pet trouts and of course the opposite sex. These distractions put Tarot in even greater strife until he could no longer control his sith empire, from looking rimming in the face daily(pun intended). During his reign of perversion and intervention, Sith Lord Baron entrusted the role of the enforcer to COP.Tader, who acted with an iron first when cleaning out the scum from the bottom of the fish tanks. Baron also demoted NWG to resident water boy and pornhubber; and bigjay to resident fish feeder and quality control. But unfortunately the structure feel through and feel ill to the devilish plague of disbandment.

However......Like a trout in the ocean, Sith Lord Baron decided to rebuild the aquatic empire in the attempt to flood and then drown his many adversaries; showing no mercy like a real sith lord.

So from now on.....when your troops are out on road, watch out for the dry land trout slap drive by.

Trout Sympathesizer

Say HI to Lord Sith Baron People, he likes fish!

Bigjay
 
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I'll put my hand up and say; I laughed.
 
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Removal of inappropriate content occurred in the original post. Please do not comment on what was undoubtedly a moderating action :).
 

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So this is an announcement of [T] members who did nothing in the war, joining up to announce......absolutely nothing:icon_neutral:
 

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Another Saunfree rant beware !!! lololol

Wow whats is happening in this world.. bigjay, Infernal, NWG and few others now in -MM-.. I may express my loathing towards MoM out here but this is just ridiculous almost all the ex [T] joining W2V or -MM- instead of MoM.. Im sure everyone wants to see good fights from the tribes thats left but all this hugging may just be a bit too much :icon_sad:
 

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Nice and poetic post, but i still think that (because of his skills) bigjay belongs to MOMs. Starting
something new at this stage of the game is usually too late. Stick to MOMs jay because they are
likely to win this one :) and you are by all means one of the winners in W56.
 

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Nice and poetic post, but i still think that (because of his skills) bigjay belongs to MOMs. Starting
something new at this stage of the game is usually too late. Stick to MOMs jay because they are
likely to win this one :) and you are by all means one of the winners in W56.

Gurrrrl, u trippin'
 

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Nice and poetic post, but i still think that (because of his skills) bigjay belongs to MOMs. Starting
something new at this stage of the game is usually too late. Stick to MOMs jay because they are
likely to win this one :) and you are by all means one of the winners in W56.

can i have what your smoking?

but..thanks nevertheless!
 

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Another Saunfree rant beware !!! lololol

Wow whats is happening in this world.. bigjay, Infernal, NWG and few others now in -MM-.. I may express my loathing towards MoM out here but this is just ridiculous almost all the ex [T] joining W2V or -MM- instead of MoM.. Im sure everyone wants to see good fights from the tribes thats left but all this hugging may just be a bit too much :icon_sad:

Total recruitment between both our tribes has been less then 1/4 of [T].
 

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Total recruitment between both our tribes has been less then 1/4 of [T].

Not particularly true. Going by just before Nick The strong left Tarot which was the moment it was announced Tarot would disband, T had 42 members. After this, MM recruited 6 members of T, and W2V 4, combined thats 10... So Yes the 'Axis' took in 0.5 under a quarter of the member base. However in terms of size/points, from the point Tarot declared it would disband, it held 220,431,799 points. From W2V recruitment they gained 30,629,595 of this and MM gained 53,709,476 giving a combined total of 84,339,071. Percentage wise thats 84,339,071/220,431,799*100 which equals to 38%, basically just over a third.

Just to let you know i am no mathematician, have not done this sort of thing since 2007 i think, so sorry if I made a boo boo.
 
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