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why is he called conspikuous?
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i have a story for you...
in due time
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somebody who was NOT me said THAT?
respect!
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no offense to conspik, or any other potential american for that matter, technically i am american :icon_rolleyes:
best image post goes to conspik, best text goes to wallam...
that is what it is all about
:lol: shahyd is a newb, wth is cider?
in america they have apple cider and the thought of apple cider and beer is sick tbh
since we are no longer just discussing beer, but telling the stories that go with them now...
it is 2003, the americans have JUST invaded iraq, ariel sharon is leading israel which still has a massive settlement in the gaza strip, yassir arafat leads the palestinians, and me, i have just met this hot chick from cali at the Faisel Hostel outside Damascus Gate of the Old City in West Jerusalem and this succubus wants me to take her to lunch
we walk into this jewish deli she selects, me and the girl the beach boys wrote that song about though she had not yet been born then, in the middle of lunch time, and i, of course, ask if they serve beer
they do it turns out, but only Kosher beer
jerusalem is hot, it was afternoon
i had cracked the beer before i got to the table and taken my first sip of Kosher beer
much to the dismay of everybody in the restaurant, i reflexively spit it out :icon_eek:
then, i surveyed the stunned crowd of on-lookers who were yet still too shocked to speak, and in my FINEST american accent i said, "EVERY one of you KNEW i was not jewish, yet not ONE of you said a word, so do NOT say shit now!"
and everybody calmly went back to eating and somebody came along and mopped the floor.
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that picture to me just sums up americans lol
i have a story for you...
in due time
White teeth?
:icon_eek:
somebody who was NOT me said THAT?
respect!
+ 1
no offense to conspik, or any other potential american for that matter, technically i am american :icon_rolleyes:
best image post goes to conspik, best text goes to wallam...
I am in Cambodia at the moment and all I drink is Angkor Draft.. very cheap and so nice to come out of 40C heat to a cool beverage. In Thailand I just drank Chang, i try to drink local beers when I am in that country.
that is what it is all about
As for the rest of the thread..
Cider > beer.
:lol: shahyd is a newb, wth is cider?
in america they have apple cider and the thought of apple cider and beer is sick tbh
Some beers are nice, although boddington's draft (the one you see bums drink in the yellow can) is possibly the worst beer I have ever tasted.
since we are no longer just discussing beer, but telling the stories that go with them now...
i have a story for you...
in due time
it is 2003, the americans have JUST invaded iraq, ariel sharon is leading israel which still has a massive settlement in the gaza strip, yassir arafat leads the palestinians, and me, i have just met this hot chick from cali at the Faisel Hostel outside Damascus Gate of the Old City in West Jerusalem and this succubus wants me to take her to lunch
we walk into this jewish deli she selects, me and the girl the beach boys wrote that song about though she had not yet been born then, in the middle of lunch time, and i, of course, ask if they serve beer
they do it turns out, but only Kosher beer
jerusalem is hot, it was afternoon
i had cracked the beer before i got to the table and taken my first sip of Kosher beer
much to the dismay of everybody in the restaurant, i reflexively spit it out :icon_eek:
then, i surveyed the stunned crowd of on-lookers who were yet still too shocked to speak, and in my FINEST american accent i said, "EVERY one of you KNEW i was not jewish, yet not ONE of you said a word, so do NOT say shit now!"
and everybody calmly went back to eating and somebody came along and mopped the floor.
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