The Lord of K53...Part 2

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Continued...

Cast:

Power
LT
WSS
Sanchez
Mattie
Pardon Me
Sarah
Red
Lloyd

and introducing:
Stewy Hax

We left off around the outskirts of K53, with our hero Power announcing his planned dominance in K53.


Sanchez upon hearing this, decided the K was big enough for two people.

[spoil][3/8/2010 5:42:00 AM] Sanchez: I was focusing on my K74 villages, but I think i may need some in 53 as well[/spoil]

Pardon Me told Sarah and LT to do the same.

[spoil][3/8/2010 5:53:12 AM] Pardon Me: LT and Sarah need to do the same[/spoil]

StewyHax found out about my quest for dominance and made a bold request.

[spoil][3/8/2010 3:56:32 PM] StewyHax: meh i want acc on w41 to rape power[/spoil]

Mattie tried assisting Stewy in his request.

[spoil][3/8/2010 3:27:51 PM] MattieMatt316: I am their warlord :p[/spoil]

Stewy didn't want his help.

[spoil][3/8/2010 4:01:32 PM] StewyHax: you suck too much to get me a acc[/spoil]

And went another route.

[spoil][3/8/2010 4:01:41 PM] StewyHax: Gonna have to talk to your pimp sanchez me thinks[/spoil]

But Stewy couldn't understand Sanchez and his Canadian jibber-jabber.

[spoil][3/8/2010 4:42:03 PM] StewyHax: Yeah sanchez you sound like ur dribbling constantly[/spoil]

Meanwhile, LT had his mind on other things as well as WSS.

[spoil][3/8/2010 6:42:10 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ / Punkaf: steve, what color underwear you got on?[/spoil]

[spoil][3/8/2010 6:54:07 PM] WhySoSerious.??: sex, sex, sex, and more sex[/spoil]

Eventually we found Mattie.

[spoil][3/8/2010 7:15:23 PM | Edited 7:15:26 PM] WhySoSerious.??: where is mattie?
[3/8/2010 7:15:29 PM] Steven Power: Peeing
[3/8/2010 7:15:43 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ / Punkaf: all over my chest[/spoil]

I was hungry and in much need of a rest so I stopped by Lloyd's house but something smelled like cat urine.

[spoil][3/8/2010 8:20:23 PM] Lloyd-Christmas: I have over 20k cats[/spoil]

After a few pints Mattie asked permission to spoon with Stewy.

[spoil][3/8/2010 4:09:23 PM] StewyHax: Yeh you can[/spoil]

Red sounded a bit disappointed.

[spoil][27/02/2010 19:21:16] Rednecks: i offered but he didn't want it[/spoil]

Mattie began to have a crush on Stewy but he assured him no funny business.

[spoil][3/8/2010 4:50:44 PM] StewyHax: I dont put it there[/spoil]

Sanchez was relieved.

[spoil][3/8/2010 8:16:32 PM] Sanchez: I was gonna start nukin your ass[/spoil]

I think Lloyd must have slipped us something because there was a lot of strange banter.

[spoil][3/6/2010 12:36:39 PM] Ogun: Im waiting for the right man.[/spoil]

WSS put an end to Ogun's hopes very quick.

[spoil][3/6/2010 12:37:47 PM] WhySoSerious.??: your freaking me out right now
[3/6/2010 12:35:59 PM] WhySoSerious.??: i have never and will never try anything with a dude[/spoil]

We were tired and all these shenanigans were getting in the way of my dream. Exhausted, I decided to call it a night and begin my assault the next day. But throughout the night I saw strange things.

[spoil][3/8/2010 7:15:03 PM] Steven Power: Poking in and out[/spoil]

And heard even stranger.

[spoil][3/8/2010 4:14:04 PM] StewyHax: Dont make me use my super door on you women.[/spoil]

The next day I asked Stewy what happened and he told me.

[spoil][3/8/2010 4:27:50 PM] StewyHax: If any1 asks, Gavin did it kay
[3/8/2010 4:28:18 PM] StewyHax: that was merely poking fun[/spoil]

I told him to keep it quiet because we had a long journey and news of this would bother LT but Stewy didn't care.

[spoil][3/8/2010 4:48:51 PM] StewyHax: LT just cant handle my load[/spoil]

I spoke to Faaaark and told him how it was going so far.

[spoil][3/8/2010 8:33:46 PM] Steven Power: all kinds of K53 and Gay[/spoil]

So I explained to everyone again that K53 was mine but LT had an attitude.

[spoil][3/4/2010 3:41:02 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ/ Punkaf: u told me u dick[/spoil]

I began my assault on boothill Bob and he decided to attack me so we had a nice convo.

[spoil]
tysederwall on 22.02. at 06:24
I will rim you into the middle of World 67 if you send me one more attack.

boothill Bob on 22.02. at 06:28
Just sending fakes out to people.

tysederwall on 22.02. at 06:29
I see your train

boothill Bob on 22.02. at 06:45
its a fake. lol

tysederwall on 22.02. at 06:49
Im not n00b...I good player wiff many scripts. I know how to send 18 second train and 25 fakes in 10 minutes.

boothill Bob on 22.02. at 06:50
Obvs you are a noob. Because thats a ram

tysederwall on 22.02. at 06:51
I no n00b, I play many worlds. Can I get invite? OCD...many n00bs here. If I give you all my villages except 2 can i get invite to super awesome tribe? Can I get more incoming from u gize!?!?! I need work I noob

tysederwall on 22.02. at 08:15
O.K. Get ready for the pain woman, the pain train is coming.
[/spoil]

Immediately following that conversation I showed him the pain train. And the pain train hurts.

[spoil]Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: tysederwall

Side 2:
Tribes:
Players: boothill Bob

Timeframe: 22/02/2010 00:08:15 to 09/03/2010 07:34:18

Total conquers:

Side 1: 103
Side 2: 0
Difference: 103

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Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 44
Side 2: 0
Difference: 44

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Points value of total conquers:

Side 1: 980,292
Side 2: 0
Difference: 980,292

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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 419,097
Side 2: 0
Difference: 419,097

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[/spoil]


The Assault on K53 has begun. Tune into part 3 where our Merry Band of Jolly fruit cakes turn our attention to S3x.


Disclaimer:
[spoil]Mattie is the only one who is gay...and still has a small pp.[/spoil]
 
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DeletedUser

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The pain train sure sounds kewl.
Weird how people come to the same conclusions about mattie, no matter what world he's playing. :lol:
 

DeletedUser

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I am not gay and never have been
I don't have a small peepee
I do act a little clueless at times
and I currently don't have a girlfriend but did a short while back

Anything else I forget?

Edit: Although someone who does have a small peepee is power

I know you all may not believe me but he admitted it when he said his ex girlfriend had to drug him when she wanted to have a rough night and he said he would be 4 inches for like 7 hours straight
 
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I am gay and always will be
I have a very small peepee
I am a little clueless most of the time
And I currently don't have a girlfriend but and I won't be any time soon

Anything else I forget?

You made a few mistakes Mattie - I corrected them for you.
 

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I know you all may not believe me but he admitted it when he said his ex girlfriend had to drug him when she wanted to have a rough night and he said he would be 4 inches for like 7 hours straight

I am not gonna lie but power did actually say this on a mic chat on skype.... mattie's not lying.....
 

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Why? You do realize that Mattie is a killing machine with that thing, right? I mean, his small pp brought down a top ranked tribe to its knees.

It isn't small but I do have a remarkable capability for making people going to their knees.
 

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I am not gonna lie but power did actually say this on a mic chat on skype.... mattie's not lying.....

Tis true, afraid so. My GF would give me some chocolate powder and a lot of Jack Daniels and then act like a cat in heat. The 4 inches thing I was slightly exaggerating. I'm 2, 2 and a half on a good day.
 
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