The official calvinball thread!!

Larspcus2

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What is calvinball? well, there are only 3 permanent rules:
1. Everyone must wear a mask
2.No one's allowed to question the masks
3. You can't play the same way twice.
*Puts on mask*
Okay, so basically, you can make up any rule you want. However, if it is too outrageous then someone can say post X is the reversal post or something. There are no winners, it's just a game of creativity and fun.

New Rule: The thread creator gets 1 oggie for score and the flag of ultimate duckiness.

Other Rule: Whoever has the flag of ultimate duckiness can touch anyone they want with it and that person has to say Quack 7 times before they can make any more rules.

Another rule:Anyone to post a sentence with at least 14 words but containing only four different letters will receive one Gummy Bear, and may use the symbol % in place of various vowels.

Also! New rule! All rules must be stated in this thread unless they are a secret rule. A secret rule may be posted anywhere on the forums, but each player can only make 1 secret rule, lest their score goes to z-yoddler, and they will be forever refered to as an odler-monkeydungbat!

I'll try to post rules here as they get made, but I can't always be on.

Rules:
New Rule: The thread creator gets 1 oggie for score and the flag of ultimate duckiness.

Other Rule: Whoever has the flag of ultimate duckiness can touch anyone they want with it and that person has to say Quack 7 times in different posts before they can make any more rules.

Another rule:Anyone to post a sentence with at least 14 words but containing only four different letters will receive one Gummy Bear, and may use the symbol % in place of various vowels.

Also! New rule! All rules must be stated in this thread unless they are a secret rule. A secret rule may be posted anywhere on the forums, but each player can only make 1 secret rule, lest their score goes to z-yoddler, and they will be forever refered to as an odler-monkeydungbat!

New Rule: If this topic ever goes off the front page, the person who posts and puts it back on the 1st page gets to take the flag of ultimate duckiness from whoever has it.

Happy Rule: Every post from this one on must contain at least one "smilie", if these "smilies" do not fit the context of the post then MAY HEAVEN HAVE MERCY ON THINE SOUL!!!

Awesome Rule: The Lord Nanjiakage cannot change.

Ninja Rule: The Lord Nanjiakage is a Ninja.

Ninja Rule 2.0: Anyone The Lord Nanjiakage dubs a Ninja may then become a ninja.

Ninja Rule 3.0: Ninja's must be treated with respect at all times.


I hereby dub the thread starter a ninja, of the Chunin rank.

rule: you cant double post

rule: If someone posts the secret smiley, then they have to create a perilous poem thread and any player with an upple must write a perilous poem!
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
So i could say...

No posting?

And nobody could post next?

Or... I through the ball or whatever to someone but i say they can only catch it with there hands?

Or you just make up rules and people have to follow it?

Lil unclear.
 

Larspcus2

Guest
L0vel1v3s said:
So i could say...

No posting?

And nobody could post next?

Or... I through the ball or whatever to someone but i say they can only catch it with there hands?

Or you just make up rules and people have to follow it?

Lil unclear.
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Yah, pretty much, but if you said that nobody could post next, then I could say that the previous post is the reversal post so only the person who made it has to obey the rule :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
OhhH!

Gots it.

So i just say a rule

and you reverse it or change it!

Woooo.

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The creator of this thread cant post, but others can if they use 2 sylables in each of there words of the next post!
 

Larspcus2

Guest
L0vel1v3s said:
OhhH!

Gots it.

So i just say a rule

and you reverse it or change it!

Woooo.

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The creator of this thread cant post, but others can if they use 2 sylables in each of there words of the next post!
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1. Everyone must wear a mask
2.No one's allowed to question the masks<--2 of the permanent rules

You weren't wearing a mask, so I declare that rule void!
I also touch L0vel1v3s with the flag of ultimate duckiness!

EDIT:New Rule: If this topic ever goes off the front page, the person who posts and puts it back on the 1st page gets to take the flag of ultimate duckiness from whoever has it.
 
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Larspcus2

Guest
New Rule: This is a green zone. This and the next four following posts must have exactly 50% of the letters/punctuation be green. If anybody is off by so much as a fraction of a percent, the retribution will be swift and unthinkable and is to be decided by the fifth poster after this one.
 

Larspcus2

Guest
Next player to find a picture of a cat on these forums will receive a bonus of LimePumpkin unless they are between the ages of 10-13 in which case they get a PumpkinLime.
 

DeletedUser3776

Guest
*puts on mask*

I still don't get the game.

Can I set rules or what, huh?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Larspcus2 said:
New Rule: This is a green zone. This and the next four following posts must have exactly 50% of the letters/punctuation be green. If anybody is off by so much as a fraction of a percent, the retribution will be swift and unthinkable and is to be decided by the fifth poster after this one.
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*puts on wizard head and pulls it over his eyes*

You broke your own rule, accoridng to that post, it should be 50% green... which isn't and in the fifth post it says something completely irrelevant to your punishment, so I suggest you begin your next 10 posts with "I like Elvis and a sandwich, too bad Elvis tasted bad and a sandwich can't sing"
 

Ragnaroks Bringer

Guest
~Dons a mask with a hourglass on it~

New Rule: Ragnaroks Bringer is hereby to be called either A) R.B. B) Ajna (short for Ajna Anahata Sahasarara, the Third Inheritor of The Third Eye) or C) The Lord Nanjiakage.


Awesome Rule: The Lord Nanjiakage cannot change.

Ninja Rule: The Lord Nanjiakage is a Ninja.

Ninja Rule 2.0: Anyone The Lord Nanjiakage dubs a Ninja may then become a ninja.

Ninja Rule 3.0: Ninja's must be treated with respect at all times.


I hereby dub the thread starter a ninja, of the Chunin rank.

*Thinking to himself* God, I watch to much Naruto...
 

Ragnaroks Bringer

Guest
~Still wearing hourglass'd mask~

Happy Rule: Every post from this one on must contain at least one "smilie", if these "smilies" do not fit the context of the post then :icon_twisted: MAY HEAVEN HAVE MERCY ON THINE SOUL!!!:icon_twisted:
 
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