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Ah yes.. Holy Imperial Roman Empire… I may have missed it before, but seriously, I cannot believe that nobody has noticed this piece of redundant brilliance until now, good thing the academy isn’t an Imperial Kingdom or we’d really have some confusing adversaries.
Okay so the reason we are resorting to this is ill behavior is because ~Or.D~ has a new internal policy effective immediately, this states that no member is allowed isolated outposts and thus we needed to solve the issue of our k00 presence. HIRE and HIRE-H turned down our most generous offer of becoming part of our family as Or.I ( Order of Inactives ) and Or.NB ( Order of the Not so Bright ) and instead warned us with changing their names to HIRED n’ FIRED… as the unemployment rate seems to be rising.
Ahem..so here we go:
The Hireling’s wife was as fair as the sun,
And her kisses were warmer than spring
But the Hireling’s blade was made of black steel,
And its kiss was a terrible thing
The Hireling’s wife would sing as she bathed
In a voice that was sweet as a peach
But the Hireling’s blade had a song of it’s own,
And a bite sharp and cold as a leech
As he lay on the ground with the Darkness around,
and the taste of his blood on his tongue
His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer,
and he smiled and he laughed and he sung
Brothers, my brothers my days here are done
the Hireling’s taken my life
But what does it matter, for all men must die,
and I’ve tasted the Hireling’s wife
The bluebonic plague bearers and circle of dark caped outlaws are proud to declare war on the HIRE family and bring this event to your local village herald. As a way of satisfying our ever-rising number of customers and to prove the quality of our merchandise, TW people are entitled to a sneak preview of what is about to be broadcast over the following weeks:
HIRE before the war:
and after:
Okay so the reason we are resorting to this is ill behavior is because ~Or.D~ has a new internal policy effective immediately, this states that no member is allowed isolated outposts and thus we needed to solve the issue of our k00 presence. HIRE and HIRE-H turned down our most generous offer of becoming part of our family as Or.I ( Order of Inactives ) and Or.NB ( Order of the Not so Bright ) and instead warned us with changing their names to HIRED n’ FIRED… as the unemployment rate seems to be rising.
Ahem..so here we go:
The Hireling’s wife was as fair as the sun,
And her kisses were warmer than spring
But the Hireling’s blade was made of black steel,
And its kiss was a terrible thing
The Hireling’s wife would sing as she bathed
In a voice that was sweet as a peach
But the Hireling’s blade had a song of it’s own,
And a bite sharp and cold as a leech
As he lay on the ground with the Darkness around,
and the taste of his blood on his tongue
His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer,
and he smiled and he laughed and he sung
Brothers, my brothers my days here are done
the Hireling’s taken my life
But what does it matter, for all men must die,
and I’ve tasted the Hireling’s wife
The bluebonic plague bearers and circle of dark caped outlaws are proud to declare war on the HIRE family and bring this event to your local village herald. As a way of satisfying our ever-rising number of customers and to prove the quality of our merchandise, TW people are entitled to a sneak preview of what is about to be broadcast over the following weeks:
HIRE before the war:
and after:
