The Pointless Questions That Arn't Going Anywhere Thread

[DeletedUser]

Why did the chicken cross the road

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

 

[DeletedUser]

Hmmm...not that funny, but its cool...I guess.

 

[DeletedUser]

its another way to (hopefully) stop the chicken jokes. I mean, come on people! Leave the chickens alone! You don't see anyone asking why Dark Assasin crossed the road now do you?

 

[DeletedUser62440]

Now you do. Why did DA cross the road?

 

[DeletedUser]

To get to the other side.

 

[DeletedUser]

Hey, leave my Dark *** alone...!!!

 

[DeletedUser61846]

To get to the other side.

Are you certain? Perhaps he dropped something in the middle of the road and had to go back to pick it up.

 

[DeletedUser]

..., I said leave my DARK *** alone.

P.S.
I'm not that stupid to went back for something that is in the middle of the road, and get hit by a vehicle.

P.S.S.
Am I that stupid???

 

[DeletedUser62440]

^ You asked the question so yes you are

 

[DeletedUser]

LoL...anyway, where is Metallica???

 

[DeletedUser62440]

Who knows. It's good that we don't know. Maybe he's visiting kdeb

 

[DeletedUser70389]

metallica was rimmed By EON i think... and iunno i kinda miss his sillines lol

 

[DeletedUser67942]

I'm bored enough right now that I'm going through and answering a bunch of questions.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? now thats a toughy :icon_eek:

All of it, of course.

what came first the chicken or the egg ?

The first chicken as it is known today would have been a genetic mutation from another animal similar to a chicken, Therefore the first chicken was a geneitic mutation causing an egg to be, in essence, a chicken egg even though it came from some prehistoric chicken-like bird.

The egg came first and a modern chicken came out of it.

who ran for City Council out in Oakland in 1994?

Henry Chang.

WHAT IS THE MEANING of life

42.

any1 joined www.tribalwars.co.uk W1 ??

I did temporarily, but had to leave tribalwars for a good 2 months hence my absence in the forums and my IG stopping growing.

Pointless Question:

Who loves the Forum Trolls???

I <3 forum trollz!

Yeah, CS is totaly awesome.
Only problem is...my computer is so old it cant even run it! lol

few questions:

1. If North is West, and South is North, then when does the wind blow East?
2. What is the square route of Orange?
3. If a triangle is happy, and a circle is sad, then what is a rectangle?
4. If a dog travels into the future and bites his own tail, when does he feel it?
5. If a man can talk to himself, then can a shadow cast a shadow?
6. If yellow is 3, and blue is 7, then what number is brown?
7. What is half of Tuesday?
8. If a bird eats a frog and chokes to death, then who killed who?
9. From what animal do we get cat gut?
10. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
11. From which animal are the Canary Islands in the Atlantic Ocean named after?
12. What was King George VI's first name?
13. What color is a purple finch?
14. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
15. Which country makes Panama hats?
16. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

1. Midnight
2. Turquois
3. Disappointed
4. Yesterday
5. No
6. 13
7. Sunday Afternoon
8. Froid
9. From sheep and horses
10. November. Their calandar was 13 days behind ours.
11. The Latin name was Insularia Canaria = Island of the Dogs
12. Albert
13. Crimson
14. 116 years
15. Equador
16. New Zealand

-DA- had this right.

Yes
No
He's a cartoon
It's broken
Because when night falls (the sun goes down), day breaks (the sun goes up).

Can I Just Say That You Can Open Any File By Using Notebook And Saving It As .CMD

Yes, yes you may.

could we have explanations for some of the answers? they still dont make sense : S

The answers are from the same website that has the question, we may never know how they make sense.

Why can't we copy Dark Assassins style of writing!?!?! ^_^

We can!!!!!!!!

^ who will 3rd this? someone?

-DA- did.

Lol What Is The Name Of My Mates Girlfriend , And Hows You -DA- I Ain't Been On The Forums In A While Any Thing Interesting Happen While I Was Gone

The girlfriends name is DILZ.

 

[DeletedUser]

Welcome back my friend...^_^

 

[DeletedUser67942]

Thanks =)

 

[DeletedUser]

So, who wants BFB back???

 

[DeletedUser]

Me memememememememe!

 

[DeletedUser67942]

Yay! Somebody liekz meh!!

 

[DeletedUser62440]

I say NO!!!! Lol, jokes. Where were you? Banned?

 

[DeletedUser67942]

any1 joined www.tribalwars.co.uk W1 ??

I did temporarily, but had to leave tribalwars for a good 2 months hence my absence in the forums and my IG stopping growing.

I was going to a camp for a month and my parents *banned* me for a month before that of all computer activities.