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Ladies and Gents....

Our Lord and Saviour...

Katy Perry is geting divorced :icon_sad: :icon_sad: :icon_sad:

Luckily though, that means we all have a shot at her again. :icon_biggrin:

Post your elaborate plans to kidnap woe her.
 
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Iamanalias

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I successfully woe katy
We get married in about two months because we're perfect for each other
Great life, the love never ends, the sex was great.
Five years in, we want to have a child.
Find out she's sterile
Crying all the time, work becomes hectic for both of us
Our one night together we decide to do something crazy (backwards)
After that one night our work becomes even crazier, don't see each other for two months
She calls, says she's pregnant, I ask for a test politely.
Test is positive for me
We named him Jarome
Kid is strange, always wears a cape around his neck and a red fedora
Picked on in school all the time
Around the age of 15 he starts wearing a fanny pack to school and he'd carry his lunch in it
Every day he'd get bullied and come home covered in his spaghetti lunch
Two years later, me and Katy are looking through our telescope in our sunroof
We see Jarome shooting through the sky, propelled by spaghetti
Speechless
Dont see him for the next 10 years
10 days later, we're on a flight back from spain
Plane starts to crash
We kiss each other one last time
All of a sudden
Jarome flys along the side of the plane, spaghetti trailling behind him
Shoots us a smile and tells us to hop on
Land in america
He tells us about how he traveled to space and became enlightened to how the world works.
Shares secrets with the government about infinite spaghetti, world hunger is solved
Comes back to home town with us
Treated like a hero, gets infinite women
He retires away to his room with ~5 girls and me & katy sit down and think about what just happened
Suddenly I feel the urge to go congratulate my son
Walk up the stairs
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
 

DeletedUser60942

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Ladies and Gents....

Our Lord and Saviour...

Katy Perry is geting divorced :icon_sad: :icon_sad: :icon_sad:

Luckily though, that means we all have a shot at her again. :icon_biggrin:

Post your elaborate plans to kidnap woe her.

wow what a great new thread. anything katy perry is an inspiration for me especially as it relates to me playing tribal wars. I have been waiting politely to for somebody to broach this delicate topic as i was afraid it might have been considered "off-topic" by some humorless mod, but now i see that i am not the only one, and can bask in the glory of tribal wars katy perry love now and forever.

i have to ask though if you meant "woo" instead of "woe" because causing woe to katy perry is not a good strategy when it comes to tribal wars.
 
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DeletedUser60942

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kermit should have gone with the elmo theme instead

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Soberknight

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I have seen her without the make up. she is all yours!
 

TribalWhat?

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^ + 1

i would get divorced if i was married to this thing ! This man is so flippen UGLY
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