The Seven Stages of Grief - Incoming Nobles edition

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The Seven Stages of Grief - "When being nobled" edition

Everyone must sooner or later deal with the concept of villages being nobled. Some take it better than others, especially if you're the one doing the nobling. While the following may apply to you, one of the key components in understanding your targets and helping them ease through the difficult and emotional process of loss is to understand what they are going through. Once you understand, you'll be able to better help them cope with what is no doubt a stressful and taxing time for them.

With that, I present to you, from countless hours of research (laughing at the mails people send to me or forward onto me in game) a comprehensive guide to the seven stages of grief that your target will be experiencing as he watches the countdown to when he loses his village.

The Seven Stages of Grief (when being nobled)

All of these are pulled from actual ingame emails I have received or that others have forwarded to me.

Stage One: Shock and Disbelief

The first stage is quite a harrowing experience. Your target will be farming away, building his village, and perhaps sharing in a joke or two upon the forum, happy they have found an online version of SimCity. Much like the US before Pearl Harbor, war is just a distant tale in faraway lands.

Suddenly, all that changes when they see the attack symbol. They are, as the stage suggests, filled with shock and disbelief. Afterall, they never attacked anyone! They never farmed anything that wasn't touching their main village, and cannot believe they are being nobled! Examples:

dude why are you attacking me!? i spent a month working on this village and now you attack me for no reason, our tribes arent even at war
Why the hell are you attacking me
PLZ DONT ATTACK, I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY VILLAG 2 U
i never even attacked you, why do you have to come and take my hard work


Stage Two: Denial


Once your target gets over the first stage, he moves into Denial. This is characterized by not wanting to believe that he IS being nobled. The incomings are fakes. After all, don't you see his point count? How can the likes of YOU possibly stand against his 7k point village with it's all powerful 1500 swords and 60 HC? Your target either goes into denial about the attack being a real one...

lol there's no way those are nobles, those are fakes, enjoy dying!
You know that my troops will win, 100%.
You're a dumbass, your tribe is sending me fakes that land for the next two days, what are you trying to do, scare me? Like you'd actually noble someone twenty hours away...learn how to play the game, noob.
Or they are in denial of their odds of survival...

u dont know what i have in my other villages u only scout 1 of 3 i got alot more troops than u saw, u got a suprise comin and all ur troops will die i promise u
LOL, yeah right...your attack lands in 20 hours, you'll be surprised at how much defense I'll be able to churn out with my level 25 barracks before then ;)
Stage Three: Bargaining

Moving past denial, your target will realize he is in fact getting cleared and nobled. At this point, he still believes he can salvage the situation and then try to bargain with you. This can take on several levels...

Trying to appeal to your humanity...

Hey man, not cool. I'm just doing my thing and I'm leaving you alone. Can't you just leave me alone and we can build our cities together?
Offering you friendship...

hey we should team up we could totally pwn everyone around us ;)
Appealing to your sense of sportsmanship...

Wouldn't you rather wait until I got bigger so you'd have a better fight on your hands?
Evoking pity and attempting to bribe you...

this is my first time playing plz stop i can pay u tribute
Or perhaps they just skip that altogether. They may try to bargain with your tribe leader..

im not sure you rememember me, but im from S.A.S and we have no war with eachoters. stil did VinceFromShamwow with some help from TheDoctorRockzo take my 9000 thousand point village. i worked hard for this for over an month. and how can we act like this when not even close to wars. i know you cannot give my town back. but this is so wrong. i know the comunity manager block all emails from him. i will talk to them tom. i also lost all my thousand of troops. he insulted me in any possible way with changing his towns names. this is an war game, not an war rape.. i hope you can fix this.

Stage Four: Guilt


When bargaining doesn't work, then your opponent starts to come to terms with his increasingly hopeless situation. While asking himself what he did to deserve this, he looks back on all his previous transgressions within the game.

I guess I shouldn't have attacked your buddy, I had no clue you guys would attack me this bad :(
Sorry, I shouldn't have nobled your farm...please stop attacking me


Stage Five: Anger


More often than not, the feelings of guilt will morph into feelings of anger when they believe they did nothing wrong, certainly nothing that could justify an attack! Your target will become very unstable, and will say anything and everything that comes to their mind. They may insult you, either in the game or personally, or brag about their skills on other worlds (none of which has any bearing on the current world) and be indignant that you don't know who they are.

LOL YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR FRIEND TEAM UP ON ME...YOU NEVER FIGHT 1 ON 1...THATS OK BECAUSE I OWN SEVERAL COMPANIES AND MAKE MORE MONEY IN A MONTH BUILDING PORN SITES THAN YOU DO IN A WHOLE YEAR. AND DON'T TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TROOP NUMBERS, ITS NOT LIKE I BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH I CAN BENCHPRESS
I DEMAND you cease attacks on me right now. You WILL start a war and I promise you that you'll get rimmed so fast by us your head will spin.
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A COWARD, YOU DESERVE TO GET KICKED OUT OF YOUR TRIBE AND I HOPE YOU GET A PERMANANT BAN
i hate u more than i have ever hated anyone
Way to go, big man. Do you have any idea how long I've been playing this game? Look me up on TWstats.net. I've been in the top ten in seven different worlds I've played. This is the only world you play and it looks like you've never played anywhere else. You have no idea who you're messing with, but you will soon enough.
why dont u be a real man and fight me on w34 insted of 41 but you wont cuz ur a coward who cant fight for real...

Stage Six: Depression


Anger burns itself up rather quickly for some, or it can last as long as the train takes (depending on how drunk your victim gets) but will ultimately move on to depression as they realize nothing can stop the outcome.

man i worked so hard on that village for you to just come and take it away from me...i spent over a month building it up...
Dude, come on...this is my last village in the Core and now I'm going to be sent to the rim? Bummer...
I can't believe I thought I could trust you...I was leaving you alone...
i woudnt be sayin anything if we r at war but we arnt this isnt war, this is rape, you are a WAR RAPIST


Stage Seven: Acceptance and Hope


Your victim will finally come to accept that their village will soon have a new aristocracy, and in doing so, may look towards the future.

Oh well, I learned alot playing this world. I'll definitely do better when I restart or in the next world, I'll see you then and maybe it won't be so easy ;)
lol good fight mate, enjoy the village, you earned it
And the one we all know and love the most?

Player does not exist.
 
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A humble player

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Made me giggle.
I will now look forward to linking this for future noble targets.
 

DeletedUser

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*claps hands*

So true it isn't funny...oh wait...it is :lol:

What I find really funny though is when you noble people that have multi million accounts on other worlds :icon_razz:
 

d4m0

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*claps hands*

So true it isn't funny...oh wait...it is :lol:

What I find really funny though is when you noble people that have multi million accounts on other worlds :icon_razz:

I prefer just farming them to be honest, then they feel like their village is worth absolutely nothing and get to watch as you raze it to the ground :lol:
 

DeletedUser

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Awesome view into the minds of those getting rimmed. :lol:

Stage 7 needs some editing for the older worlds. Some players refuse to delete even when they are down to 2 villages and we keep catapulting them. So add "I will keep logging in every week just to annoy you".
 

2004 Artemis

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*claps hands*

So true it isn't funny...oh wait...it is :lol:

What I find really funny though is when you noble people that have multi million accounts on other worlds :icon_razz:

One of my favorite things to do. They usually direct to me their awesome "skillz" posted on their profile and their twstats page on another world. I notice the list of barbs and internals on it. I laugh. :lol:

The OP was hilarious. Definitely going to bookmark for future mailing.
 

DeletedUser

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One of my favorite things to do. They usually direct to me their awesome "skillz" posted on their profile and their twstats page on another world.

Yup, I nobled a top 5 player from w37 in w42 right at the beginning :lol:

although if I was rimmed their now, I wouldn't be able to do the same, my rank is too high for what I've done and I need to gain som ODA...need to get it up to top 50 before I can start bragging my rank which is highly due to a guy merging his account into mine so we could coplay :icon_razz:

But, I can still snipe trains, send 500- ms trains, snipe them trains, stack, etc. and thats not something you get from internals :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

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Just to prove this guide right.

Captain Trips on 01.03. at 21:58
You're in my 7x7. You're as good as gone, basically. If I were you, I would restart and land near some people who have only one person on their account and haven't been playing this game for 2 years. Failure to comply will result in merciless farming.

Have a good time after you restart.

LordMihael on 02.03. at 07:12
pls dont attack me
i restarted alredy
i will be your ally
pls just dont attack me

Then he messages me:

LordMihael on 02.03. at 15:17
hahahahahah u think to destroy me?
i have very strong friend so i can destroy u

Captain Trips on 03.03. at 18:34
Pwease don't attack me, you're so big and so strong.

LordMihael on 03.03. at 18:51
is that funny???
u will see

Captain Trips on 03.03. at 18:59
It isn't funny, I'm really scared, I never played this game and I'm a total noob. Can we make a defensive pact? PWEASEEEE

LordMihael on 03.03. at 19:20
ok ok

The final mail:

LordMihael today at 08:05
why did u attack me???
now i will call my friend T_T

Captain Trips today at 13:00
I attacked you?! No way. We are friends. I don't attack my friends.

Captain Trips today at 19:09
Nice job restarting.

LordMihael today at 19:47
Yeh, now I'm closer to my friend, I didn't like that location anyways.
Enjoy playing and good luck, wish you Mihael.
Biatch :)

Captain Trips today at 20:10
What friend? The one that was going to attack me earlier this week? Does your imaginary friend has imaginary spears? :)

Now it's the location? Oh well. I'd buy it if you said you didn't like the neighbours hehe.

Besides you've got a pretty strong tribe. I fear your tribe mates :p

Point proven.
 
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