Chow Time
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Hello all,
In our last post we promised to follow the war in K44.
Well, it turns out there was no war, as all 3 tribes immediately collapsed / were repossessed by Kek. It turns out that the biggest battle in K44 was not the 3v2 gangbang that was promised, but rather a more personal battle.
Intro
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Chapter 1: Shit
Chapter 2: What the Hell?
Chapter 3: Fuck It
In our last post we promised to follow the war in K44.
Side 1:
Tribes: KekBye, RULE
Side 2:
Tribes: Warpig, Braver, Bio
Timeframe: Last month
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 110
Side 2: 4
Difference: 106
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 457,162
Side 2: 9,560
Difference: 447,602
Tribes: KekBye, RULE
Side 2:
Tribes: Warpig, Braver, Bio
Timeframe: Last month
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 110
Side 2: 4
Difference: 106
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 457,162
Side 2: 9,560
Difference: 447,602
Well, it turns out there was no war, as all 3 tribes immediately collapsed / were repossessed by Kek. It turns out that the biggest battle in K44 was not the 3v2 gangbang that was promised, but rather a more personal battle.
Intro
In October 1940, Italy launched an assault on Greece. The attempted invasion was a total fiasco: 6 poorly organized divisions of the Italian army were so soundly defeated that the Greek counter-offensive threatened Italy herself. Alarmed by the threat poised, Germany was called in to help. Against the superior combined firepower of the German and Italian armies, the Greeks were soon overwhelmed. Historians argue however, that the Greek resistance during World War II, as operation Barbarossa (the German invasion of Russia) was delayed from May 15th to June 22nd. As is well known, the Russian winter stalled the German offensive and was a major contributor to the Axis defeat.
Chapter 1: Shit
It was the morning of June 24th, and black had just woken up half an hour early to a half-forgotten phone notification sound. He wiped the sleep from his eyes, the phone displaying incoming attacks and lightly illuminating the room.
“Shit” black thought as he glanced at the girl whose name he was rapidly forgetting. “She was a lot prettier last night.”
A smile slowly spread across black’s face as his mind registered the incoming attacks.
“Finally!” he thought, dreaming of the formidable players to the east (Kekzero), west (Dont Mind Me) and south (Copelaax). “A worthy fight!” You don’t survive in a neighborhood like K44 without being prepared for a brawl.
Purple is Kek, dark purple/red is RULE, orange is GUNS. Blue is a collection of stoners standing under the 420 tag. I cannot remember what cyan is (we ran out of colors), but I don’t think they really matter.
He excitedly opened the tribalwars app to identify his new opponent. His smile evaporated.
“Time to give up” black thought, as he abandoned the search for his briefs. “Sunk cost, she can keep them.”
These 40 something attacks were a f*^&*$% waste of black’s time. Had he really spent 3 years perfecting the (once famous now forgotten) nexus defense system to take on chumps like this? After a decade of retirement, black had hoped that someone competent would put his system to the test.
*label incomings to confirm all rams
*mass support nexus1 to key1
*mass support nexus2 to key2
*mass support nexus3 to key3
*mass mint extra resources
3 minutes later black began the long walk of shame back to his apartment.
“Shit” black thought as he glanced at the girl whose name he was rapidly forgetting. “She was a lot prettier last night.”
A smile slowly spread across black’s face as his mind registered the incoming attacks.
“Finally!” he thought, dreaming of the formidable players to the east (Kekzero), west (Dont Mind Me) and south (Copelaax). “A worthy fight!” You don’t survive in a neighborhood like K44 without being prepared for a brawl.
Purple is Kek, dark purple/red is RULE, orange is GUNS. Blue is a collection of stoners standing under the 420 tag. I cannot remember what cyan is (we ran out of colors), but I don’t think they really matter.
He excitedly opened the tribalwars app to identify his new opponent. His smile evaporated.
“Time to give up” black thought, as he abandoned the search for his briefs. “Sunk cost, she can keep them.”
These 40 something attacks were a f*^&*$% waste of black’s time. Had he really spent 3 years perfecting the (once famous now forgotten) nexus defense system to take on chumps like this? After a decade of retirement, black had hoped that someone competent would put his system to the test.
*label incomings to confirm all rams
*mass support nexus1 to key1
*mass support nexus2 to key2
*mass support nexus3 to key3
*mass mint extra resources
3 minutes later black began the long walk of shame back to his apartment.
Chapter 2: What the Hell?
The attacks peaked at 81 and stopped climbing. Being an accountant, and naturally clueless about these things, black wondered if this was some kind of cultural reference. “bold would know”, he thought, messaging his discord about the attacks. “For now let’s pretend like we get the joke and reciprocate."
Official Chow Time Discord Chat (bold is the salad, bubu is the minion, and black hasn’t figured out how to make a profile picture)
Round 1 saw 5 battles where at least 500 units were involved. We were hoping/expecting more, but it seemed our aggressor was a bit short on troops.
PSA1: All real nukes were towards a single nexus. This made it extremely clear where stiliks was targeting.
Official Chow Time Discord Chat (bold is the salad, bubu is the minion, and black hasn’t figured out how to make a profile picture)
Round 1 saw 5 battles where at least 500 units were involved. We were hoping/expecting more, but it seemed our aggressor was a bit short on troops.
PSA1: All real nukes were towards a single nexus. This made it extremely clear where stiliks was targeting.
Chapter 3: Fuck It
By the second day black woke up hungover (although this time in his own apartment), Chow Time had nearly complete intel on Chump Time (patent pending).
*PSA2: Please don’t number your villages, it makes it way too easy for your enemies. The year is 2021, learn how the Groups feature works.
Having seen what a disaster the players on the stiliks account were, Chow Time decided they had no choice but to enjoy the all you can eat buffet that was stiliks. They virtually cheered this decision with bong hits; black smoked with a bowl upon the recommendation of his doctor to cut back and because the edibles were kicking in.
As the final dust settled in round 1, black and the Chow Time account could not believe the level of noob-ness that they had witnessed.
The first noble “train” (because only 3 nobles were included, the working theory is that the +5 loyalty item was used as some sort of ploy) was sent without even a clearing nuke.
At this point bold came to the realization that the playing field was actually even. Stiliks must be stoned as well.
Official Chow Time Discord Chat
bubu summed up the sentiment perfectly
I mean, come on there is a reason this guy is one of only 3 players to leave (or get kicked from) KekBye. The funniest part is they never hit the 40 person tribe limit, they just wanted him gone.
It was hard to find a sober driver on the Chow Time account, and still they were killing twice as many troops as Stiliks (on defense, on offense, AND combined!).
Chow Time started early preparations for their offensive, other than that it was back to business as usual, leveraging the simple yet incredibly effective nexus defense system to move around stacks and take out the remaining nukes while scavenging at ¾ capacity.
*PSA2: Please don’t number your villages, it makes it way too easy for your enemies. The year is 2021, learn how the Groups feature works.
Having seen what a disaster the players on the stiliks account were, Chow Time decided they had no choice but to enjoy the all you can eat buffet that was stiliks. They virtually cheered this decision with bong hits; black smoked with a bowl upon the recommendation of his doctor to cut back and because the edibles were kicking in.
As the final dust settled in round 1, black and the Chow Time account could not believe the level of noob-ness that they had witnessed.
The first noble “train” (because only 3 nobles were included, the working theory is that the +5 loyalty item was used as some sort of ploy) was sent without even a clearing nuke.
At this point bold came to the realization that the playing field was actually even. Stiliks must be stoned as well.
Official Chow Time Discord Chat
bubu summed up the sentiment perfectly
I mean, come on there is a reason this guy is one of only 3 players to leave (or get kicked from) KekBye. The funniest part is they never hit the 40 person tribe limit, they just wanted him gone.
It was hard to find a sober driver on the Chow Time account, and still they were killing twice as many troops as Stiliks (on defense, on offense, AND combined!).
Chow Time started early preparations for their offensive, other than that it was back to business as usual, leveraging the simple yet incredibly effective nexus defense system to move around stacks and take out the remaining nukes while scavenging at ¾ capacity.
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