The Xmas Cracker 3 word story!

[DeletedUser]

I guess with Xmas in a few days it's time to start. We should write a Christmas story about our dearest mod Cracker. It is a shared effort so you are not allowed more then 3 (or less then 3 for that matter) words. No double posting!

May his avatar be your inspiration!

Lets start:

Our mod Cracker

 

[Scarfac3DaGreat]

Once Upon A

 

[DeletedUser]

plate of cheese

 

[DeletedUser61762]

broke all over

 

[DeletedUser]

his most favourite

 

[DeletedUser]

cup of cake

 

[DeletedUser]

which was actually

 

[DeletedUser51929]

a big ham

 

[DeletedUser]

sandwich in the

 

[DeletedUser]

sandwich in the

aforementioned cup. Afterwards,

 

[DeletedUser51929]

he gently touched

 

[DeletedUser]

his tiny littly

 

[DeletedUser]

chicken like neck(?)

 

[DeletedUser51929]

and rubbed butter

 

[DeletedUser]

into his really

 

[DeletedUser61762]

sticky hair so

 

[DeletedUser51929]

it would stick

 

[Typhi]

to the roof

 

[DeletedUser]

and never come

 

[DeletedUser]

down to his