Top 5 Worst Tribes
5. Everyone Not KRANG! - Applications go to
Gai Sensei.
But seriously, how could you mess with this:
4. Sins -
Assassins of Death led by
BaBizzle or
Remembamehah seems like a decent tribe at first glance. Decent points per player. Decent OD. Good location. Sturdy foothold. But then you read their profile, and you see: "ωє ℓivє тσgєтнєя".
Woah there tiger, I hope that isn't a reference to something homo erotic. But that's not the reason they are in the top 5 worst tribes. The reason is because, generally, no one cares about them. They have no forum presence, no legendary players, no solidified mission or even theme song. They are just there. And they live together...
Unicorn Mounted Archers will be revealed in 6.0
3. Mr Men - To be fair, I don't think
Mr Men led by
*Mr Mischief*,
MissNaughty, and
Mr Dreamy deserve a spot in the worst tribes. Its actually rather odd, because I have such mixed feelings for this tribe. On one hand, I respect their members, their leadership, and their accomplishments. On the other hand, I feel uncomfortable with some of their lowly actions. Declaring war on one of the few tribes that are active in PnP is shit-rate planning to me. Look, there is an unbelievable wealth of potential in this tribe, which I hope the leaders recognize and focus on. Regardless, any tribe that has multi-colored plush dolls for a COA deserves my wrath.
Shoutout to Mr. I Hate Pirates.
2. U.N. - After three, yes three, consecutive merges,
The United Nations, led by
Francesko2, reached some landmark ranking. This ranking compounded itself into a form of determined self-confidence that led to aggressive and obnoxious posts on the public forum. A single noble from SIKE later, and suddenly membership in the UN drop like flies.
/insert joke about foreign policy here.
1. Hawk - How can any worst tribe post be complete without
The Hawk Knights (and the multitude of offspring academy/sister tribes) led by the all too unpopular
Lord Hawk IX. For this tribe has seen the worst tribal leadership, representation, and propaganda than any other in a long time. Personal insults aside, Lord Hawk even
admitted that he was planning on mass recruiting and then internobling inactive/weaker players.This tribe rather belongs in the bottom of a well rather than in a top 20 position.
Tough men don't smile. (They giggle solemnly.)