TP Declares on Uni - Bacon Time

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  1. PorkSword

    PorkSword Non-stop Poster

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    The Trash Pandas Declare war on UNI

    Too long has your recruiting of accounts solely to wall us off gone on! Too long have you threatened us on the externals! Too long have you nobled barbs! Too long have you oppressed Porky!
    It's time to stop! The Trash Pandas have some more trash to eat... And it's unicorn flavoured!

    Insane disstrack by Chris Smurfy:
    (Lyrics mostly by Porksword, ENHANCED by Chris)


    *trash* Panda
    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

    *trash* Panda, Panda, Panda,

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    We got NUKES in El Alpha

    ‘Cruiting rams, cav, and the axes

    Barb-e-lers and the rim noobs

    Hitting em hard with all offence

    Uni, beta

    World winner, that’s a trash panda

    Uni “out” like I’m Martin

    Hundred trains, hundred war caps

    Uni, beta

    Trash panda, alpha

    Hauls swole, LC

    Sellin’ res, pp

    Man I'm the Alpha like PORKY

    The choppa go Skill’ Soldier (pronounced Solja) for Pauly

    Kalix Brotha Begging dont hit me,

    Hope you noobs understand me






    BY PORKY WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF MTIS and CHRIS


    To my dearest of Swedes
    Its time for the panda’s to feed
    Its been a ride; lots of fun
    Now its time to smash hulkjohnsson

    Sweden has a history of losing
    You lost to France, Russian and the Prussen.
    You are not born to fight
    You couldn’t even colonise America right

    Swedish players are not what they seem
    Its time to face a proper team
    Bob, Lego and timothy mus
    We’ll fake you till you start to cuss
    When our nukes land, they land big,
    Once you’re done we hit loot pig

    I actually researched you Alex, to you I say goodbye
    Because this world Jon ain't sitting this guy

    Everyone in TP has beaten Kalix before
    Myself, tucker w0sh and more.

    The talk is done, to the line we’re sprinting
    Are you going to reply because sorry I’m minting.


    -Poem by Gill

    P.S. Alpha does not endorse this message.
    https://captiongenerator.com/1443132/Bob-and-Pingu-interview


    Good luck both sides, and may the fun begin.

    [​IMG]Bacon Time[​IMG]


    *The crown jewel of our PNP is not yet complete. W106: Endgame (might be?) coming soon to a tribal wars external forum near you GET HYPED*​
     
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  2. Backen

    Backen Non-stop Poster

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    GG WP lost
     
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    TG Smurf Contributing Poster

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    10/10 work, 10/10 singing, 10/10 declare

    Services are free for uni if you want a reply track
     
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    ogill Non-stop Poster

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    Good luck uni. Sam did the interview. Cannot take any credit for that one!
     
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  5. Takeshi Sendou

    Takeshi Sendou Non-stop Poster

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    Reeeee hehe no justice for pork!
     
  6. Dummbullen2

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    I like it. A lot of pride on the line now after that interview! :)
     
  7. TheArtOfWar.

    TheArtOfWar. New Member

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    haha Good Declare.
    Just wanted to know that I dont play TW but I check W 106 everyday to see TP vs Uni.
    honestly I did see nothing from TP yet.
    you guys started a war vs *GranTorino and em should i say you got almost nothing?
    I think players skills are similar, strategy and tactics can show us the winner.
    yet Im a TP fan.
     
  8. PorkSword

    PorkSword Non-stop Poster

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    Nah It’s just to wind y’all up. We are .net noobs.
     
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    Porky is a big fat liar :eek:

    This is even more strange, Alpha afraid of his own tribe? Will TP be the next 3301? #salvadorWALL-E
     
  10. Lundav

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    Trying to wind up a group of Swedes? Clearly, you don't know us well enough ;)

    Allow me to educate you;
     
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  11. PorkSword

    PorkSword Non-stop Poster

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    No I’m in uni I’m just pretending to be in TP To create content on these dead externals. I copy and pasted TP in game Dec cos they took ageeeessss to make it on externals..... duh

    #someonerimJORG-E
     
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    PorkSword Non-stop Poster

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    I dunno Timothy seemed pretty provoked when he said he’d murder my whole family. God coplayers can be rude I guess.
     
  13. Lundav

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    Timothy is the exception. Do not provoke Timothy Mus.
     
  14. Takeshi Sendou

    Takeshi Sendou Non-stop Poster

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    Lol go back to classic. Ohyea... Rip #NoJusticeForPork
     
  15. PorkSword

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    I didn’t play classic, I play 106.


    And why? Is Tim not Swedish???? Is he a fraud???
     
  16. Takeshi Sendou

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    Tim are James, Reeee
     
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    We are the same person? I’m glad my coplayer feels this way I feel the same :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    I will win this world :p
     
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    NOOO Our supersecret tactic leaked??! How, I blame Timothy Mus. Tim, you gotta noble Porksword by yourself to make up for this.

    Awesome declaration, we have some things to deal with but hopefully we can put up a decent fight soon enough.

    Good luck, and try not to suk.
     
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