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The Trash Pandas Declare war on UNI
Too long has your recruiting of accounts solely to wall us off gone on! Too long have you threatened us on the externals! Too long have you nobled barbs! Too long have you oppressed Porky!
It's time to stop! The Trash Pandas have some more trash to eat... And it's unicorn flavoured!
Insane disstrack by Chris Smurfy:
(Lyrics mostly by Porksword, ENHANCED by Chris)
To my dearest of Swedes
Its time for the panda’s to feed
Its been a ride; lots of fun
Now its time to smash hulkjohnsson
Sweden has a history of losing
You lost to France, Russian and the Prussen.
You are not born to fight
You couldn’t even colonise America right
Swedish players are not what they seem
Its time to face a proper team
Bob, Lego and timothy mus
We’ll fake you till you start to cuss
When our nukes land, they land big,
Once you’re done we hit loot pig
I actually researched you Alex, to you I say goodbye
Because this world Jon ain't sitting this guy
Everyone in TP has beaten Kalix before
Myself, tucker w0sh and more.
The talk is done, to the line we’re sprinting
Are you going to reply because sorry I’m minting.
-Poem by Gill
Good luck both sides, and may the fun begin.
Bacon Time
*The crown jewel of our PNP is not yet complete. W106: Endgame (might be?) coming soon to a tribal wars external forum near you GET HYPED*
Too long has your recruiting of accounts solely to wall us off gone on! Too long have you threatened us on the externals! Too long have you nobled barbs! Too long have you oppressed Porky!
It's time to stop! The Trash Pandas have some more trash to eat... And it's unicorn flavoured!
Insane disstrack by Chris Smurfy:
(Lyrics mostly by Porksword, ENHANCED by Chris)
*trash* Panda
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
*trash* Panda, Panda, Panda,
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We got NUKES in El Alpha
‘Cruiting rams, cav, and the axes
Barb-e-lers and the rim noobs
Hitting em hard with all offence
Uni, beta
World winner, that’s a trash panda
Uni “out” like I’m Martin
Hundred trains, hundred war caps
Uni, beta
Trash panda, alpha
Hauls swole, LC
Sellin’ res, pp
Man I'm the Alpha like PORKY
The choppa go Skill’ Soldier (pronounced Solja) for Pauly
Kalix Brotha Begging dont hit me,
Hope you noobs understand me
BY PORKY WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF MTIS and CHRIS
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
*trash* Panda, Panda, Panda,
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We got NUKES in El Alpha
‘Cruiting rams, cav, and the axes
Barb-e-lers and the rim noobs
Hitting em hard with all offence
Uni, beta
World winner, that’s a trash panda
Uni “out” like I’m Martin
Hundred trains, hundred war caps
Uni, beta
Trash panda, alpha
Hauls swole, LC
Sellin’ res, pp
Man I'm the Alpha like PORKY
The choppa go Skill’ Soldier (pronounced Solja) for Pauly
Kalix Brotha Begging dont hit me,
Hope you noobs understand me
BY PORKY WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF MTIS and CHRIS
To my dearest of Swedes
Its time for the panda’s to feed
Its been a ride; lots of fun
Now its time to smash hulkjohnsson
Sweden has a history of losing
You lost to France, Russian and the Prussen.
You are not born to fight
You couldn’t even colonise America right
Swedish players are not what they seem
Its time to face a proper team
Bob, Lego and timothy mus
We’ll fake you till you start to cuss
When our nukes land, they land big,
Once you’re done we hit loot pig
I actually researched you Alex, to you I say goodbye
Because this world Jon ain't sitting this guy
Everyone in TP has beaten Kalix before
Myself, tucker w0sh and more.
The talk is done, to the line we’re sprinting
Are you going to reply because sorry I’m minting.
-Poem by Gill
P.S. Alpha does not endorse this message.
https://captiongenerator.com/1443132/Bob-and-Pingu-interview
https://captiongenerator.com/1443132/Bob-and-Pingu-interview
https://captiongenerator.com/1443172/Uni-War-Room
Also by Gill
Also by Gill
Good luck both sides, and may the fun begin.
*The crown jewel of our PNP is not yet complete. W106: Endgame (might be?) coming soon to a tribal wars external forum near you GET HYPED*
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