Tribe vs Me

DeletedUser96354

Guest
I am declaring a personal war on that tribe, so that means my tribe isn't and shouldn't be involved in all of this. :icon_twisted:

If you are in this tribe, and don't want a war with me, than please I suggest you leave.

Here is the reason:

I woke up in the morning, and logged onto tribal wars.
And I received me a message, from a tribe that declared a war.

I was like, why would that tribe declare a war just on me?
But then I remembered that I sent fakes to each of their members. Weeee!

They send another message, and said:
Keep your tribe out of it, or you will be dead.

(The person that sent that spoke English, so I assumed he was from the US,

So I decided it I should do this myself!)

I was so angry, and didn't know what to do,
I decided I should attack them, before I am doomed.

I attacked them, and lost all my troops.
They laughed at me, because I attacked with spears and swords. Oops!

(I though I should re-read the message they sent me about the declaring war)

I found that they said to keep my tribe out of it,
but never said anything about keeping friends out of it!

So I decided I should ask for support,
from my friend that works in the airport.

My friend then said to me, which tribe is attacking you?
I forwarded a report, since I need the support.

So, let me remind that tribe, don't mess with me, or you'll regret it!
Now, I am serious, just because I am out of troops, doesn't mean I don't have support from others.
And to let you know, I have already nobled 50% of that tribe, so I guess I will easily win this war now.
And please, I am desperate for support, so don't forget to send me some.
Remind that tribe again, don't mess with me!!! :icon_cool:
 
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lordsanchez

Guest
If this wasn't posted for lolz than you sir are an idiot :lol: a funny idiot tho.
 

DeletedUser65940

Guest
LOL.

You're either the biggest noob in the world, or you're being a funny guy.

I choose to believe its the 2nd one
 

GiraffeNuke

Guest
Like those sad little puppies they put on adverts at Christmas time, my heart-strings were pulled;

Command
Origin Player: MonkyCMonkeyDo
Village: |006| Free Cake (475|353) K34
Destination Player: l3b0pr1de
Village: -001-[Hidden Leaf Village]- (504|414) K45
Duration: 13:30:31
 

Byronic Hero

Guest
All I have to say is ....Dare Complete.....You are not a Little Teapot!!
 

Chlorine Bleach

Guest
Can we put this in the funniest in-game messages, I think we should make an exception.
 

slinkiestwizard

Guest
Can we put this in the funniest in-game messages, I think we should make an exception.[/QUOTE ]


i think this should be locked and sweept under the rug. Didnt no there was room for wasting personal vendeta on TW
 

DeletedUser95858

Guest
i think this should be locked and sweept under the rug. Didnt no there was room for wasting personal vendeta on TW
If this is seriously how you are remind me to buy you a couple friends.

You wouldn't know a humourous Post if it smashed directly in the face.

GREAT POST and the fact that pseudo-support is actually coming makes it even better.
 
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DeletedUser62664

Guest
this guy got balls!

not for declaring war but for making this post
 

DeletedUser64969

Guest
Lol might send some support your not that far from me :D, just for making meh laugh
 

shambolla2

Guest
Rank Name Tribe Points Villages Average points per village
422 l3b0pr1de 2HARD 36.156 5 7231
8135 l3b0pr1dee 753 1 753

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