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There once was a mighty warrior named Twuck. Alongside him was his trusty companion Wambu the raven, who cried out in warning to Twuck whenever he was in danger. During their travels the duo came across an evil lord who owned a slave army. His name was lord klenne, the 5th of his name. He was old and sickly. He was so frail that he had almost a ghostly appearance to him. So much so that his subjects called him the "grim reaper" behind his back. Lord klenne was so evil that he routinely cut off the nipples of his slave army just to show them who was boss. When Twuck saw this he was like "Bro, stop doing that..." But lord klenne said "Nay!" In fact, lord klenne made an alliance with a nomadic tribe of horse riders, and began cutting off the horse's nipples! This had gone too far. None of the peasants liked lord klenne or how he ran his lands, but noone was strong enough to usurp him....until now. Twuck bodly declared "Lord Klenne! If you take one more innocent nipple I will dethrone you here and now!" Lord klenne did not take kindly to being ordered around. He was the one who gave the orders. He had to show he was still in charge! In response, he found a poor servant stable boy who all he could say was "Nnnnnnn" and was thus named. Lord klenne took the boy, and tried cutting off his nipple! But Twuck intervened just in the nick of time! He saved the poor stable boy from that horrible fate. Twuck knew what he had to do. He went to the lair of the Dragons, and beseeched them for aid. They had heard of the nipple massacre of 117 BC and vowed to lend this mighty warrior their strength. They blessed him with the gift of fire! And he was thence forth known as "FireTwuck." FireTwuck used the power of a secret ultimate move called the "w0sh" to defeat the evil lord. All the townsfolk rejoiced and danced to kpop in the streets. For all was well, and everyones' nipples were safe.