Tribe:
COPIUM
Subject:
Adnan GOAT of TW &
Skilled Soldier 2020
Interview:
Location: Inside the cave that
COPIUM crawled into at the start of the world so that they could PP farm. Banners of dead creatures, of unearthly scope, cover the walls.
Reporter: Thank you for sitting down with me for this interview
Adnan. Not much actual light in this cave, and it is very damp. Was that a bat?
Adnan: We prefer the dark places of the world.
Reporter: Is that a human eye and ear around your neck?
Adnan: Yes, my treasures collect from our last meal.
Reporter: Will nothing short of total domination satisfy you and your tribe on World 124?
Adnan: Well yes, but actually no. As the Skilled Soldier 2020 I can confirm that we are a casual group of friends that joined W124 to have fun and PP farm. We have no goals for this world and we're taking it one step at a time. I know that some tribes are terrified and recruiting everyone left and right, sliding into people's DM's to get them play etc - but there's no reason to fear, strictly casual here.
Reporter: Tribal Wars is a strategy game of sorts, does your tribe have a pre-determined strategy or just shoot from the hip?
Adnan: Our strategies are simple - we conquer the red and brown dots. Sometimes some Swedes will even conquer the blue dots.
Reporter: The red pill or the blue pill and why?
Adnan: Mine can still get up without any pills, but there are some people here that certainly need the blue pill (some even need a hair transplantation pill if that's possible).
Reporter: If I had 29 baskets of apples and you had 32 boxes of oranges, how could we compare for equal value?
Adnan: Sorry, the only basket I approve is a basket of noodles.
Reporter: Do you know the way to San Jose?
Adnan: Of course. As the CEO of the COPIUM eSports department, I can confirm that we have trained GeoGuesser professionals that can show you the way to San Jose or even Guam.
Editorial Comment:
Dionne Warwick
Reporter: Looking at your tribe's map location, how do you like your chances for K domination?
Adnan: We are already dominating the continent, so I don't understand this question.
Reporter: In your best Pee Wee Herman voice, what message would you like to send to other tribes in World 124?
Adnan: Who?
Reporter:
Adnan I thank you for sitting down with me for this interview. You creep me out, so I am leaving right away. See ya!
Editorial Comment: The answer
Adnan provided to the question about apples and oranges was incorrect. You cannot compare apples to oranges.