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DeletedUser91636

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I found this one quite funny for the simple fact that if I wasn't still playing then how did he expect to get a response or the account???? Kinda makes me want to mail back and say ...here's your sign......

cornish boy on 22.06. at 13:28
hi mate are you stil playing this world?

if not il take over your account

regards
CB
 

DeletedUser

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I found this one quite funny for the simple fact that if I wasn't still playing then how did he expect to get a response or the account???? Kinda makes me want to mail back and say ...here's your sign......

cornish boy on 22.06. at 13:28
hi mate are you stil playing this world?

if not il take over your account

regards
CB

Pretty obvious really if you didnt reply or took ages you probably arent playing..
The last line is him muttering to himself.
 

DeletedUser

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hey, i gots that message to, from red clown back when he use to play.. use to be my PA till he up and left.. :/ oh well
 

DeletedUser

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I have had to take out some of the explicits that he used in this message, so that is what the words are that are crossed out.

This player has wanted to join our tribe for a while now, but was eventually rejected after he was account sat and his villages were found to be lacking to put it lightly. We did leave him alone though for a while until he started aggravating the situation.
Near the bottom of the message is when I had begun to noble his friend, he told me to stop after i had cleared it and nobled it down to about 20 loyalty. He then nobled the village. After that... well lets just say I began to take the rest of his villages also.

ampatriot on 07.07. at 01:29
Why are you attacking [player]taoken[/player]? I believe that you are supposed to be joining our tribe shortly. If I hear of you continuing, I will launch attacks on you immediately.
Thank you,
[player]ampatriot[/player]
dream49 on 07.07. at 03:39
he is epic ? why not am told i can
ampatriot on 07.07. at 03:47
He will most likely be joining our tribe very soon
dream49 on 07.07. at 04:33
ya well nobody told me that ... and ppl say its fair game while he is epic ..
dream49 on 07.07. at 04:34
plus i dont get why you are treating me lol he ant in tribe and i ant in tribe so me and him its our battle . im joining soon and if he joins ill stop.
ampatriot on 07.07. at 04:38
Well I am telling you that if you attack him, I will attack you, it is as easy as that. Please do not make this harder than it has to be. Find some other player...
dream49 on 07.07. at 05:51
well i cant stop my other attacks ffs .. jesus christ..
dream49 on 07.07. at 09:20
well i want resources for killing my attacks or something
ampatriot on 07.07. at 16:55
I dont think that is going to a happen, I'm sorry that you had to lose that, and possibly i will send you some spare resources. Where would you want them?
dream49 on 07.07. at 20:24
roseblood and roseblood 2
ampatriot on 07.07. at 20:26
alright ;) i sent some
dream49 on 07.07. at 20:36
thanks .
dream49 on 10.07. at 14:03
hey can you do me a favor and not noble my friend -joshy1232 - would be great =P he might want to join when he gets a lil more points
ampatriot on 10.07. at 16:26
sorry, i promised him a while ago that i would :D he will never join us, he started way to late and is still small
dream49 on 11.07. at 01:08
mhmm k....
ampatriot on 11.07. at 01:13
what? You really need to join us...
dream49 on 11.07. at 01:32
i know im rebuilding all my troops as we speak
ampatriot on 11.07. at 01:33
When are you going to join us? you didnt answer my question...
dream49 on 11.07. at 01:38
lol well i will talk to bp soon and have my acc sit for a look
ampatriot on 11.07. at 01:49
Alright, could you make it soon, I need to figure out what I am going to do in our region, and you may very well be a part of it
dream49 on 11.07. at 01:50
alright ill ask tonight
ampatriot on 11.07. at 01:51
Alright, thanks ;) ARe you interested in doing any ops with me in your area? to remove [ally]ZO[/ally] possibly
dream49 on 11.07. at 02:36
whats ops?
dream49 on 11.07. at 02:37
but we should really eliminate bluecat he was at 5k points now up to 30k he building strong
ampatriot on 11.07. at 02:46
operations... where we take somone down together. Blue cat? He is weak, 30k points is not that much, also name removed is nobling him right now anyway. If he doesnt finish the job you can take the rest. I just finished nobling name removed and name removed, name removed has 2 tiny villas left though if you want them
ampatriot on 11.07. at 02:48
so you nobled josh yourself? I am going to noble you now.. that is ridiculous...
dream49 on 11.07. at 17:45
yeah josh told me you been talking him so he told me just take it before he does and ill start over and i told him once he gets back ill let him take it back
dream49 on 11.07. at 17:45
and if you where to turn n try n noble me that would be a big mistake lol
ampatriot on 11.07. at 18:22
well... I have heard that you are not joining us since you are a little bit of a point whore
dream49 on 12.07. at 08:41
ya ok wtf ever name removed is my friend till the end you made a big mistake
ampatriot on 12.07. at 14:35
Alright, we will see bro
dream49 on 12.07. at 18:56
your such a greedy f****** d***** b** ill report you for profiling and harassment and see you will be gone
ampatriot on 12.07. at 21:12
hmm.. that is funny coming from you, however it really doesnt mean to much from the guy that is getting nobled
dream49 today at 10:20
yea ok i dont understand your f****** problem ur that greedy over a 3k point village god d***
ampatriot today at 17:03
No... you are in the way, and you are a refugee. I like your bigger villages, so I am going to take them
dream49 today at 17:43
quit f****** attacking me god d*****
ampatriot today at 17:49
Alright, if you allow me to take 3 of your villages.. without having any troops in them, i will stop attacking you. If you dont... then i noble all of them
dream49 today at 17:51
shut the f*** up you pce of s*** f****** a** h*** go out side u greedy f****** game f****t
you ant s*** irl but in this game you think ur big cause u got points calling me the point whore u dumb f*** ill kill you irl first your family kill them all then you and burn a cross in ur yard karma will come get you b**** just wait n watch somebody will die soon
ampatriot today at 17:54
Alright, so no deal? You want me to take all of them?
ampatriot today at 21:12
Dear [player]Dream49[/player],
You are receiving this Email because you sent me a message asking why I am attacking your village.
I receive many of these messages every day, and it would be very difficult to respond to them individually.
Why I am ennobling you:
[X] Nobody Likes you
[X] you’re useless
[X] Your village is big but easy to noble
[ ] Your village is small but easy to noble
[X] Your's has a bowling alley. Mine doesn’t
[X] You have good resource mines
[X] Nobody likes a crybaby
[X] I want another village I have too many troops
[X] If you don’t make this easy I will slap you through webcam
[ ] I just want to eat your people
[X] We come in peace with plenty of troops and catapults
[ ] Bang Bang your dead 30 spears in your head!
[X] I am getting tired of marking all these options
Furthermore:
[ ] You find this letter hilarious but serious at the same time
[X] I found your pornography stash in your village. I want that pornography stash!
[ ] You continue mocking my tribe
[X] You ate the peanut I wanted! My peanut
[X] You’re all ass but where's the face?
[X] You’re reading this on the toilet
[X] You went to my village looking for a cheap Hotel. Nothings cheap in my village!
[X] You’re having an affair with my spearmen by your axe men!
[X] You went to the tribe computer and started watching porn on it
[ ] Your finding this letter really predictable
Furthermore I find that:
[X] Your caps lock key is broken
[X] I don't like the way your shoelaces are tied.
[X] This is like taking candy from a baby, only instead of candy, it's a village and instead of a baby.... well I don't know nor care
[ ] Alternatively I could decide to simply farm you rather then a full-out takeover, but that would leave your resources vulnerable to others and my troops are above the trivial task of hauling resources
[X] I'm pretty sure your shirt is on backwards
[X] You taste of fear, I like the taste of fear
[X] According to our intelligence your sheep are highly fertile
As well, you:
[X] Fail to understand this game is called tribal WARS
[X] Failed to give your village a proper name
[X] Failed to give yourself a proper name
[X] Could have seen this coming when I scouted you, yet failed to respond
We thank you for your message. We would like express that your message is important to us. We hope this form response has answered any of the questions you had. If you have any further questions or comments please feel free to:
Complain or whine to my leaders. They like a good laugh and would love to listen to you beg and cry

Thank you again,
[player]ampatriot[/player]




Well I hope it is ok with you guys that I used that form ;) I will have to start using that more often
 
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Richardco

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Omg and the guy is still on 80k with no losses to you my god i would of destroyed him. Go get him, stop laughing about it and noble him :D
 

DeletedUser

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My first weekend on this account, and I never thought that they'd give me a day off from attacks--thank you Tomas, A1551, evilfear1 and gummy bear. much appreciated. But when I saw this report come in (evilfear1 must have thought I'd be asleep at that time lol), I couldn't help but roflmao. here's the defense report on the first noble of the week:

Subject evilfear1 (|446|) attacks GO02 (531|674) K65
Sent Jul 19,2010 09:08
The defender has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)
12.2%
Morale: 76%
Attacker: evilfear1
Origin: |446| (529|674) K65

Quantity: 0 0 0 75 0 0 0 22 0 0 1
Losses: 0 0 0 75 0 0 0 22 0 0 1

Defender: paver
Destination: GO02 (531|674) K65

Quantity: 0 707 0 0 0 0 0 123 0 1 0
Losses: 0 91 0 0 0 0 0 16 0 0 0
Belief: Your troops were not religious. Battle strength: 50%

» Paste troops quantities into simulator
» Paste quantities of surviving troops into simulator
» Publicise this report
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generated in 55ms Server time: 9:32:14 19/07/2010

and yes, patriot, that's why that was posted. I'd be interested in knowing the answer he gave you to that lol
 
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DeletedUser

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one day I sent out some attacks then this:

X1FAT1 on 11.09. at 22:43
man you made big Mistake ;)

stanb43 on 11.09. at 22:54
be that what it may, we will see when the dust settles.

Health and Success from the Almighty.

X1FAT1 on 12.09. at 10:22
we'll See ;)
then after 80+ hours travel time:

http://en44.tribalwars.net/public_report/fbd642fcb754089d46e36aa7a1ac10b6


taking the village unexpectedly oh but wait, he tries to retake as expected so I got this:

http://en44.tribalwars.net/public_report/968e9a55a5b436e30a1707c4a2a31143
 
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